Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin Braless on a Boat

 Why, dear God, why could this not have been a video clip? The oppotunity to see Bella Hadid braless on a boat in motion is among the top five things on my bucket list to see before I die. I am willing to make a concession in that a trampoline could be swapped in for a boat, but that is another matter. 

The thought of having missed out on Bella's free roaming boobs bouncing with every wave is almost too much too bear. I thought I had already acquired the biggest regret of my life when I missed out on seeing Janet Jackson's boobs during the Super Bowl because I thought, "It's only the halftime show. What could I possibly miss?" If I had a time machine I would go back and flick myself in the dick. I could always flick myself in the dick right now, but that previous sentence was only virtue signaling and I have no real intention of ever flicking myself in any of my genitals. I was only trying to convey a message, it is not as if any good would come from actually doing it.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News