Being a Dad of Killers Doesn’t Look Fun

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Lex Jurgen - April 22, 2013

It must suck to turn on your TV and learn that your two kids are bush league murderous fuck terrorists. Nothing close to the tragedy of learning your kids were the victims, still, it can't be break out the good vodka and filtered smokes time. I can envision someday having boys who turn out to be ne'er do well pot smokers cleaning tables at Shakey's just like their old man, but it's hard to imagine having your kids faces up on worldwide CNN as inhumane motherfuckers. There are a ton of pretty lousy dads in this world, but only very few end up getting the offspring who fuck up so bad, you have to change your last name and go into hiding forever.

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