Behold the Skimpy Stealthiness of the ‘Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain’ Pre-TGS Teaser (VIDEO)

Thursday through Sunday, the Tokyo Game Show hits Japan like several tons of nerdly goodness. Because... that's just what it is. It's like E3, but with more creepy panty vending machines and questionable porn.

Which, y'know, sounds like a damn good time to us.

Anywho, this is the home of video games, right here. You'd expect all the ball-busting heavy hitters to be there, flaunting their wares like celebtastic getting out of taxis without their undercrackers on. And that's just what we're getting. One of the biggest names in games is already doing so, and the show isn't even underway yet.

Here's a quick little pre-TGS teaser from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. It's forty seconds of the skimpiest stealth suit you ever saw, and a demonstration of a fancy new infiltration trick. Gone are the days of Solid Snake dicking about in a locker or dropping 'gentleman's publications' to distract the guards. We can now just turn effing invisible whenever we damn please.

Except we can't, but this is rather funky regardless. Check out this fleeting Quiet showcase above.

Via Destructoid.