Behold Pete The Anti-Porn Puppet

Jenna Presley has hung up her g-string and is retiring from porn after finding Jesus, (the carpenter from Nazareth not the Mexican porn star). While there is nothing that strange about girls getting out of the biz after a religious conversion, it's the group that did the converting that's the funny part: The XXX Church. No, it's not a chapel where you can watch nuns strip in a confessional. It's a ministry of ex-porn producers and actors that's doing the Lord's work to stamp out people doing it on videotape to feed their meth addiction. Their site is pretty hilarious, (unintentionally), but the best part has to be Pete the Porno Puppet. Yes, he's a puppet that tells kids not to watch porn.

Watch it and take its lessons to heart, ya dirty perv.