Behold Bigfoot Erotica

There are a lot of weird fetishes out there and the latest is Bigfoot erotica. This is a sub-genre of smut fiction in which women make dirty, freaky love to Sasquatch. I'm not entirely sure how this phenomenon originated. I guess some women, (yes, they are mostly written by women), got all hot and bothered as kids when they say Harry and the Hendersons. Regardless, the average story progresses the way you would imagine. A woman get lost in the woods and meets a Bigfoot and decides, like you do, to have sex with it. The Pride and Prejudice of the sub-genre is called...wait for it...C^m For Bigfoot or Moan For Bigfoot. It's a 3 volume Proustian opus of Bigfoot/human love. Here are a few quotes:

"Our mornings always began like this, my warm body buzzing with arousal. My Sasquatch lovers, who had an almost insatiable appetite for sex, would pleasure me shortly."

"From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale c**k that defied logic."

"riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ball."

OK...I personally don't see the appeal of having sex with a giant ape-man, or woman for that matter, but it is a cornerstone of our great country that you can be a freakshow without any repercussions. I guess if Bigfoot is advanced enough mentally to give consent then...there is nothing wrong with it...well, not nothing.