bill-swift - September 2, 2014
I'm not ashamed to admit I'd like to conjugal with Adam Levine's slender new Victoria's Secret wife. He's done the same to plenty of other people's future wives, so it seems kind of fair in some weird undetermined way. Behati Prinsloo is a skinny thing like most of the V.S. models, but I could easily whisk her away to my mountain top cabin I don't really have and feed her bear fat and crackers for a month until she gets to a move comfortable mass. Then, the love making of epic proportions shall commence, with the leftover bear fat used to grease our overheated loins.
Behati was looking all kinds of sextastic simply hanging around and I guess starring in her new husband's music video for a Maroon 5 song likely to sound like all the last few Maroon 5 songs. Oh, those naughty little waifs and the roleplay we would engage in. I already have my principal's yardstick ready to go. I really hope I don't catch her smoking. Enjoy.