Bebe Rexha Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See Today

 Bebe Rexha's name sounds like it was created during a drunk game of Boggle. Maybe if there are any windtalkers still alive we could get one to tell us if it is actually code for something else. My guess would be that it translates to Hips-Like-Buffalo in Navajo. I might need a fact checker to back that claim up.

I am glad Bebe was able to find a dress designer skillful enough to conceal her proportions; for some reason I do not think yoga pants are considered proper attire for a red carpet event. In fact I think that designer went a little overboard on the concealing. Throw Bebe in in the woods and she would blend right in with the foliage. Whoever is in charge of the patterns for our military uniforms should start taking notes. Just because something is not supposed to be seen does not mean it needs to be ugly. Let's get Louis Vuitton to make a prototype so the powers that be can get a glimpse of the idea's potential. I for one think that it is a totally realistic idea and would be a great noncontroversial use of funds.   

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