Be the Most Stylish Soldierly Badass You Can be With New ‘Call of Duty: Ghosts’ Customization DLC (VIDEO)

FPS games, more than any other genre, love them some frivolous DLC. For just a few of your Earth dollars, you too can proudly sport an assault rifle with a ghastly-ass shocking pink color scheme. Can you really put a price on that? If you're EA or Activision or some other bunch of bastards, you certainly can.

Some of us like these sorts of shenanigans. Others think it's terrible money-grabbing BS, and cry to their grandmas/the Internet when such DLC arises. If you're in the latter group, avert your eyes now, because there's a heaping helping of it coming your way.

Apparently, this sort of crap is so bowel-looseningly exciting, it needs its own trailer. Behold Call of Duty: Ghosts' new customization options above. The Captain Price Legends Pack, which brings the series stalwart back to life, is a tempting proposition. The ‘Ducky' skin, complete with rubber duck reticle, is not.

Still, they're having some fun and nabbing a little more of our hard-earned cashtastic with this. That's what counts. Apparently.