Be Glad You’re Alive: 7 Minutes of Close Calls (VIDEO)

Near-death experiences are only worth talking about because they're near-death. Of course, dead men tell no tales and they can't exactly sigh in relief when they're six feet under, but you know what I mean. If you're feeling particularly crappy today, then here's something to get you out of your slump: a seven-minute compilation of close calls, most of which involve vehicular accidents. (Tip of the day: drive safely and within the speed limit at all times!)

This ain't seven minutes in heaven. Seven minutes in hell is more like it--especially for all the dudes who were actually in the clip. Check it out!