Battle Boobs And iPhones: Serinda Swan vs. Jessica Alba

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bill-swift - October 20, 2011

Well, don't you know, the corporate man wants us to talk some more tech here on Egotastic!, so, here's my review of the vastly underrated hottie Serinda Swan from Breakout Kings and uber-classic now MILFtastic boobed Jessica Alba, working their important business on their iPhones.

A real tough call here tech wise, Serinda does seem to be exhibiting the brand new iPhone 4s, with the state of the art voice activation features that pushes the 'Weather' app button for you with just six simple steps of verbal instructions and confirmation. Also, Serinda flashes some delightful cleavage and a bra peek to boot. That's pretty top notch.

Meanwhile, Jessica Alba might be using an older model iPhone, perhaps even the one she just might have taken nekkid photos of her last-time pregnant self with, but she is finally showing off the engorged milkers, which is certainly a nice feature to have in a phone, err, sextastic celebrity.

So hard to choose really, but I'm going to have to say Alba, with the legacy phone, just because I give props to motherhood and she's richer. Tech talk, out. Enjoy.

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