BATTLE ANGELS: Candice Swanepoel vs. Izabel Goulart in Dual New Sextastic Catalog Shoots for Victoria’s Secret

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bill-swift - January 5, 2013

Oh, man, it's almost like stepping a little too close to the sun to even imagine taking two of our most sextastic Victoria's Secret angels and pitting them against one another in a straight up hotness battle. But what's a horny boy to do when two of his all-time favorites come out with new catalog shoots nearly simultaneously, bathing their luscious bodies in little bits of silk and lace? Let's get it on.

In one corner, we have the blonde uber-bombshell, Candice Swanepoel. I feel like she's practically raised us, or, at least, raised our level of indecent thoughts over the years from standard to excessive:

And in the opposing corner, her hot body pressed every so delicately against the turnbuckle, Izabel Goulart, yet another Brazilian super-babe who we've come to coin the phrase, 'Every man needs a little Goulart in their life', such is the standard of her unending allure:

And, the winner is... well, you make up your own mind, but were I forced to vote, it's a close call, but edge, slightly, softly silkenly, goes to...

My belusted. What can I say, but, enjoy.

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