‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Delays the Bat-tastic Until 2015

What the balls? You can't promise us another bucket-load of Arkham action and a free-roamy Gotham, and then give us the middle finger with this whole ‘delay' business.

Well, sure, you can and you have, but our ol' buddy Bruce doesn't approve. He was so ready to kick some criminal colon in 2014. He'd just polished the Batsuit and affixed some new weird nipples to it, like George Clooney had to wear as Batman, only to hear he's getting the rest of the gaming year off.

Why? Because awesome takes time, that's why. Rocksteady's Dax Ginn has the usual PR-tastic prattle for us on the subject, as Kotaku reported yesterday. He explained that:
"Batman: Arkham Knight is totally awesome... the thing about awesome, though, is awesome takes time. And totally awesome takes a lot of time. So in collaboration with our colleagues at Warner Bros Interactive Entertainment and DC Comics, we have decided to extend the development time of Batman: Arkham Knight."

In short, you can have plain ol' regular awesome this year, or you can have awesome effin' awesome next year. It's a no-brainer, really.