Bai Ling Is the Party

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Lex Jurgen - September 25, 2015

I'd invite Bai Ling to everything. Film festival, booze cruise, my gay nephew's fourth coming out party. She's got to be eighty now. She doesn't look a day over viable stripper. It's that rhino tusk they're all snorting in Macao at the tables. If her tits and ass aren't out in public she ceases to exist. Why would she want to? I'm giving you four stars on Yelp in a tortured explanation of my personal feelings. If you want five, drop the top and offer free coffee.

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