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Bai Ling And Maitland Ward Working The Geeks Over

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Lex Jurgen - October 16, 2015


The word geek used to mean you were a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating Radio Shack sales clerk. Now it means you're a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating mobile app developer. The income differential has allowed the geeks to advance up the social ladder. They've even got their own award show where they invited a bunch of affordable older chicks to come fill their tug vaults for another lean winter.

When the bullies and jocks dominated the social order, they were dicks, but simple and obvious in their feral demands. Now that the bespectacled kids with scoliosis are running the town, retribution is extensive, merciless, and unnerving. Hey, remember how hilarious it was when you knocked my math notebooks on the ground? Congratulations, your FICO score is now 300 and you're wanted in Virginia for sex crimes. Who's laughing now, able bodied jokemeister?

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