Bagelheads Once Again Prove That Japan Is Weird

Bagelheads are the latest ridiculous trend to come out of Japan. What is a bagelhead? These are people, who for reasons that defy any kind of logic, fill their forehead with saline to create a round bump. Then they have someone push the middle in so that it looks like you stuck and everything bagel under your skin. People do a lot of stupid things to their bodies. I often see college kids with tattoos and wonder, "Are you really going to want that Jagermeister logo on your arm when you are 45?". But this bagel thing just makes you look like a total choad. I'm not one to censor self expression, but do you really want to look like you are a teenage unicorn about to sprout its horn? Would you like lox and a schmear with your head?