bill-swift - May 29, 2013
There is a new suuuuuupppper lame BS thing that parents are forcing their babies to do: baby mugging. No, it doesn't involve holding up infants at gunpoint. What these ridiculous people do is force a perspective picture in which their vagina trolls appear to be inside a coffee mug. The confused and cranky womb intruder sticks out of the top of the cup like too much whipped cream on a fatty's caramel macchiato. The trend started in England where they drink 18 gallons of tea a day, (not actual statistic). Look, I don't have kids and I'm sure that if I ever do I will take many pictures of them being cute, (unless they turn out fugly). But this kind of thing has to stop. I'm not sure why it bothers me so much, other than the fact that it is lamer than an Osmond's Christmas album or a Kenny G impersonator playing at a bar mitzvah. Can't you be original when forcing your kid into a contrived Instagram picture? I guess not.
Here are a bunch of really stupid baby mugging pics I found. Just remember that if the baby was in the coffee mug it will probably be filled with poop.