Avril Lavigne Celebrates 33rd Birthday In LA

 Great bejeezus, how is it possible that Avril Lavigne is only 33 years old? The woman feels like she has been around forever. Talk about making a man feel like he has wasted his life. This chick did more in a quarter of a century than I will do in the next two. I am going to have to do something about that pronto. I am a horrendous singer, so my future as a pop star is out. Unless of course someone wants me to sing the part of Olivia Newton-John on every song in the Grease soundtrack. It does not sound good by any metric, but I figure there is niche market for everything nowadays, so maybe that will be my thing. God knows I do not have any other talents. if my future success rides on my ability to invent something then I am going to end up dirt poor and living in a refrigerator box. The only good idea I have ever had was for a heated toilet seat. Imagine my despair when I discovered someone had already invented one years before. I am still thinking about taking legal action. Somehow they must have read my mind and stolen the idea. 

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