Our friends at Sumo Lounge have long been outfitting our offices at Egotastic! with their premium beanbag chairs from single person to Roman orgy size. Sadly, I’ve yet to have need for the orgy size model, but I have had a model nekkid before on my single size, so I’ve got nothing but gratitude to the boys at Sumo. Buy this as a Valentine’s gift and you are in like David Spade.
Sumo Lounge is celebrating their 10th anniversary with a crazy ass 25% off list price. You only turn ten once, even if you have to repeat fifth grade for no damn good reason. I hate you, Principal Owens! Anyhow, if you’re looking to furnish your home or office or that place you meet the girl your wife thinks is your racquet ball partner named Stu, head over to SumoLounge right now and get yourself an anniversary deal.
Remember to enter discount code: egotastic25
The first thing people say when they walk into my office is damn, where’d you get that cool chair. The second is, hey, did you know you were bleeding from your neck. That’s how attention-grabbing these chairs are. Enjoy.
(This post is sponsored by That Awkward Moment, Opening in Theaters January 31, 2014)
When I hear the word “bromance,” I immediately think of a bunch of dudes at a frat, circle-jerking each other while listening to Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA.” But the guys in That Awkward Moment prove a bromance is so much more … in a heterosexual type of way.
Here’s the story: Three horny dudes who are trying to help each other get laid each magically wind up finding a super hot chick they can bang for the rest of their lives … or at least for however long their “happy ending” lasts.
The questions below define the bromance involved between the three dudes in That Awkward Moment. If you can answer YES to any (or all) of them, you’ve been involved in a bromance at some point too, my friend:
Read more… »
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
What’s not to like about skulls being crushed by mallets, hand to Herculean hand combat, and French model Gaia Weiss playing the horniest princess you’ve seen since that naughty knockoff of Jasmine from Aladdin hit 4chan.
You could do far worse than taking your lady to a Kellan Lutz beast mode movie. If she can’t have the one she lusts, she can lust the one she’s with. That’d be you, Joey. Opportunity is knocking.
The Legend of Hercules opens in theaters on January 10. If you miss it, you might just get the mallet.
(This post is sponsored by The Legend of Hercules, Opening in Theaters January 10, 2014)
If you’re not familiar with the name Gaia Weiss, you’ll learn it soon enough. She’s the gal Kellan Lutz lusts after in The Legend of Hercules, hitting theaters Jan. 10. And it’s no wonder. I mean, look at her—blonde, blue-eyed, and nearly 6-feet tall. She’s hot.
But the French model and actress is also more than meets the eye. Find out in our roundup below which member of the Gryffindor Quidditch team Hollywood’s hottest new up-and-comer is dating, or how she got bloody knuckles.
Read more… »