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8 of the Hottest Murdering Chicks

Sometimes the sexiest ladies can also be the deadliest, like Abby from Nurse 3D in select theaters and on demand February 7. She’s a modest nurse by day, murderous siren by night. Anything from demonic possession to innate bloodlust can drive a sexy lady to murder.

Check out our gallery of seven other cinematic temptresses who shatter the hot vs. crazy scale.

(This post is sponsored by Nurse 3D, Opening in Theaters February 7, 2014)

The Greatest Instances of ‘Bromance’ in Hollywood

If you don’t have a male-male friendship (a.k.a. a “bromance” – yeah, we’re not fucking ashamed to admit we have them), like the one Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan and Zac Efron have in That Awkward Moment, your life probably isn’t very exciting. These guys epitomize how guys are trustworthy, they know your deepest darkest shit (that if revealed to your Mom, could probably get you disowned), and they’ve got your back no matter what (… even though they’re probably the ones that convinced you that jumping on a trampoline with a bowling ball was a good idea).

We hope you join our manly alliance. We think these celebs are some pretty good men, and we just want to say that we “get it.”  That Awkward Moment hits theaters Jan. 31. Go see it. We will. In the meantime, check out the trailer and be glad your life is not Zac Efron’s at the end.

(This post is sponsored by That Awkward Moment, Opening in Theaters January 31, 2014)

Sumo Lounge Chairs Are Sexier Than Your Mother (Unless You’re Stephanie Seymour’s Boys)

Our friends at Sumo Lounge have long been outfitting our offices at Egotastic! with their premium beanbag chairs from single person to Roman orgy size. Sadly, I’ve yet to have need for the orgy size model, but I have had a model nekkid before on my single size, so I’ve got nothing but gratitude to the boys at Sumo. Buy this as a Valentine’s gift and you are in like David Spade.

Sumo Lounge is celebrating their 10th anniversary with a crazy ass 25% off list price. You only turn ten once, even if you have to repeat fifth grade for no damn good reason. I hate you, Principal Owens! Anyhow, if you’re looking to furnish your home or office or that place you meet the girl your wife thinks is your racquet ball partner named Stu, head over to SumoLounge right now and get yourself an anniversary deal.

Remember to enter discount code: egotastic25

The first thing people say when they walk into my office is damn, where’d you get that cool chair. The second is, hey, did you know you were bleeding from your neck. That’s how attention-grabbing these chairs are. Enjoy.

Bromance As Defined By The Bros In ‘That Awkward Moment’

(This post is sponsored by That Awkward Moment, Opening in Theaters January 31, 2014)

When I hear the word “bromance,” I immediately think of a bunch of dudes at a frat, circle-jerking each other while listening to Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA.” But the guys in That Awkward Moment prove a bromance is so much more … in a heterosexual type of way.

Here’s the story: Three horny dudes who are trying to help each other get laid each magically wind up finding a super hot chick they can bang for the rest of their lives … or at least for however long their “happy ending” lasts.

The questions below define the bromance involved between the three dudes in That Awkward Moment. If you can answer YES to any (or all) of them, you’ve been involved in a bromance at some point too, my friend:

Emerging Hotties Of ‘That Awkward Moment’

That Awkward Moment might be commonly referred to as the ‘R-rated Zac Efron movie’, but it’s really a hot bed of sexy up and coming actresses. Like Imogen Poots, the blonde British babe from 28 Weeks Later who ends up in Zac’s bed in this movie. Or Addison Timlin of chesty awesomeness reveal in Californication. Even Cloverfield’s Jessica Lucas shows up to lend her good looks to this date film for dudes. It’s a gaggle of must-see girls throughout the film.

Take a look at our gallery of the full bevy of beauties featured in That Awkward Moment, hitting theaters Jan. 31.

(This post is sponsored by That Awkward Moment, Opening in Theaters January 31, 2014)

The Legend of Hercules’ Trailer Shows More Epic Fight Scenes, Plus Gaia Weiss

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

What’s not to like about skulls being crushed by mallets, hand to Herculean hand combat, and French model Gaia Weiss playing the horniest princess you’ve seen since that naughty knockoff of Jasmine from Aladdin hit 4chan.

You could do far worse than taking your lady to a Kellan Lutz beast mode movie. If she can’t have the one she lusts, she can lust the one she’s with. That’d be you, Joey. Opportunity is knocking.

The Legend of Hercules opens in theaters on January 10. If you miss it, you might just get the mallet.

(This post is sponsored by The Legend of Hercules, Opening in Theaters January 10, 2014)

5 Things To Know About Gaia Weiss

If you’re not familiar with the name Gaia Weiss, you’ll learn it soon enough. She’s the gal Kellan Lutz lusts after in The Legend of Hercules, hitting theaters Jan. 10. And it’s no wonder. I mean, look at her—blonde, blue-eyed, and nearly 6-feet tall. She’s hot.

But the French model and actress is also more than meets the eye. Find out in our roundup below which member of the Gryffindor Quidditch team Hollywood’s hottest new up-and-comer is dating, or how she got bloody knuckles.