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Helena Mattsson Topless Bikini Pictures FTW

By phil | May 3, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
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Swedish-born awesomeness, Helena Mattsson is the new ultra hotness, and if that Helena Mattsson nipple slip from last week wasn't enough, here are some awesome Helena Mattsson bikini pictures from Maxim, including one Helena Mattsson topless picture. Now, if you think you can find a more beautiful woman in the world, I'd like to see you try.

Photo credit: Kayt Jones for Maxim

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Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

By phil | May 3, 2010 @ 11:27 am
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Here's former Supermodel and actress Molly Sims proving to the world that she's still one damn fine piece of ass. I know that's not politically correct to say, but I don't care. These Molly Sims bikini pictures are hot. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a plane to catch whatever the hell beach these shots were taken at. Maybe I can still catch her...

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I Can See Paris Hilton’s Nipples

 
By phil | April 30, 2010 @ 1:08 pm
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Looks like Paris Hilton got a little lonely last night, so she went out in a see-through shirt without a bra. You know what that means: Paris Hilton nipples. Now it's not like we haven't seen Paris Hilton's nipples before. Shit, we've all seen her naked sucking cock in night vision, but as I said before, it's been a slow week.

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Olivia Munn Lingerie Pictures from FHM Start the Weekend Right!

By phil | April 30, 2010 @ 12:13 pm
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This week has kinda been crap in terms of hot posts, so thankfully we have these Olivia Munn lingerie pictures from FHM to end the week with a bang. As you probably know, Egotastic! loves Olivia Munn, and we hope you do too. Of course, we love her even more when she's taking sexy pictures like these. You'll be able to see Olivia in Iron Man 2 next week, where apparently she is NOT playing Iron Maiden. But who knows. All i care about is the fact that 3 of my favourite things will be in the same place at once: Iron Man, Scarlett Johansson, and Olivia Munn. Oh, that just gave me an idea for a hot little fanfic...

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Diora Baird Breasts are the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Twitter

By phil | April 30, 2010 @ 11:29 am
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So I follow Diora Baird on Twitter because A) she's super hot, and 2) she's super funny. What more could you ask for? Well, you could ask for some pictures of her incredibly huge breasts, and today, you'd get what you asked for. Here's a picture of Diora Baird's breasts, well, cleavage really, that she posted on Twitter earlier, though she has since removed the picture. Thankfully, once you post something online, there's no taking it down. Ever.

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Holy Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Batman!

By phil | April 29, 2010 @ 1:47 pm
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Okay, so a lot of people are giving Jessica Simpson a hard time because she's kinda been getting fat. But as a side effect of that, Jessica Simpson's breasts have also gotten bigger than ever before. So it's kinda win lose. Except when Jessica Simpson visited Ellen DeGeneres it was definitely win win (especially for Ellen, one would assume) (because Ellen is gay) (Get it?). Anyway, Jessica Simpson's cleavage was spectacular, and I, for one, hope she keeps pounding back those cheeseburgers, and letting those puppies loose!

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Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Covered in Blood – Sounds About Right

By phil | April 29, 2010 @ 12:42 pm
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In terms of likely ways in which Lindsay Lohan will die, the safe bets would be drug overdose, car crash, or gang rape, but accidental shooting at a photoshoot makes sense too. In these photos by Tyler Shields, Lindsay Lohan is half naked, covered in blood, and playing with a gun. It's supposed to be "art". I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing life immitate art rather soon.

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