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Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone Nude in Industrie Magazine, and in Bikinis for H&M

 

Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone will appear nude in the first issue of Industrie magazine in an article entitled "How to Look Good Naked." I think the answer is to be a crazy hot Supermodel. So far, though, we've only got the Daria Werbowy nude pictures on hand. However, she does do full frontal nudity, so that should tide us over until we get the Lara Stone nude pictures we really want. The shots were done by Patrick Demarchelier who also shot these Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone bikini pictures for H&M, so I think they probably did both shoots at the same time (hence this sort of mashup post). Also appearing in the H&M bikini pictures us Supermodel Erin Wasson, and a couple other hotties I don't recognize.

And speaking of Patrick Demarchelier. I could think of worse people to be like. He's an awesome photographer, plus he gets paid tons of money to take pictures of the most beautiful women in the world in bikinis or less. Yeah, it must suck to be him... Stay tuned for the Lara Stone nude pictures. When we get em, you'll get em.

Jessica Jane Clement Lingerie Photos Won’t Get Me to Buy Body Spray, But They Are Hot

So, um... Yeah. It's basically all there in the title. British model Jessica Jane Clement is the new Lynx body spray girl, and these are her new ads. One even features Jessica Jane Clement naked (behind a towel). Still, that's not enough to make me go out and buy some awful-smelling Douche spray. Now, Keeley Hazell half naked, on the other hand, will work every time.

Glee Star Heather Morris Nude Pictures

 

I don't watch Glee, because I'm not gay, or a woman, so I really don't know who Heather Morris is, but I know she's hot, and I know she's naked. Add that to the fact that a lot of other people watch Glee, and maybe we've got something here. I'm not sure where these Heather Morris nude pictures are from, but seeing as how I didn't even know her name two hours ago, it really doesn't matter. All that matters is that you get clicking on those pictures.

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures are Better than No Bikini Pictures at All

So I tried to find bikini pictures of a celebrity a little more interesting than Ashley Tisdale, but some times you just gotta work with what you got. So for lack of anything better, here are some decent Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures. She is hot, but there's just something missing. I think it's called a personality.

Helena Christensen Nude for Nike Reebok

 

It would have sounded better if the title of this post was actually Helena Christensen Nude for Nike, but she actually got naked for a Reebok ad, so no alliteration today. Still, it completely doesn't matter what company is paying Helena Christensen to get naked, as long as she's getting naked. I assume the message here is that if you buy Reebok shoes, you'll look as hot as a naked Supermodel. Either that or you'll run faster if you're naked. I prefer the latter.

Christina Hendricks Cleavage Isn’t Good Enough For This

New rule: Just because you have awesomely enormous breasts, doesn't mean you can dress like a complete idiot. Especially at an event where the entire purpose is to have your picture taken looking hot. But that's just what Christina Hendricks did at the Costume Institute Gala last night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan. Sure, we love the awesome Christina Hendricks cleavage, but that doesn't excuse whatever the hell is going on here. I think she took the "Costume Gala" thing a little too seriously, because she looks like she picked up her dress and makeup at a costume store. Next time, Christina, stick with the cleavage, and leave the high concept stuff at home.

Scarlett Johansson Upskirt Pictures – Almost

OMG! So close. SO CLOSE!!! We were so close to getting awesome Scarlett Johansson upskirt pictures, but alas, it wasn't meant to be. We do get some great Scarlett Johansson side boob action, though. Maybe the Secret Service has the shots we're looking for. After all, Scarlett was leaving the White House Correspondent's Association Dinner in Washington. I guess you could say it was close but no cigar. Oh wait. Wrong President...

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