Kaley Cuoco Busts Out of Her Tiny Dress and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Kaley Cuoco flaunts her assets in an episode of her show that I don't watch. (Popoholic)

Rihanna took a bunch of sexy pics in 2012. Here are the hottest. (Idolator)

Jennifer Lawrence already named most desirable of 2013? Must be this photo. (HuffPo)

Carrie Underwood leads the pack of country's sexiest at some awards show. (Celebuzz)

Some people are tired of nude and pregnant celebrity magazine covers. I'm not. (FoxNews)

Mercedes Javid of Shahs of Sunset wages war with her bikini for you BBW fans. (TMZ)

Gaps in a lot of cases are a bad thing, but not in this case. (TheChive)

The Spice Girls reunite for a night and my mid-90s fantasies appreciate that. (SocialiteLife)

Miranda Kerr Makes Twitter Better and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Power Player
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Miranda Kerr uses Twitter the right way - for delivering sexy pics of herself. (Celebuzz)

Christina Aguilera becomes the top result in Google image search for 'dying grandparent.' (HuffPo)

Nadja Atwal named hottest power woman. Good call. (FoxNews)

Here's more proof that athletes can get beautiful women no matter what. (TMZ)

Cheryl Cole shows off sweater puppies in see through top. (Popoholic)

Reese Witherspoon's post-baby body looks like her pre-baby body. (GossipCop)

This girl has a tattoo that will either make you feel great or horrible. (CollegeHumor)

Courtney Stodden is a Daytime Lady of the Evening and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Courtney Stodden dons leopard leggings and hooker heels for a day on the town. (Celebuzz)

Miley Cyrus highlights an amazing year for celebrity sideboob. (HuffPo)

Taylor Swift admits she's not good at making relationships last. No, say it isn't so. (FoxNews)

Sofia Vergara standing around in some skimpy, cleave baring lingerie. (TMZ)

Megan Fox makes an unfortunate career decision. She's going to cover up more. (GossipCop)

If I was this kitten, I would probably do the same damn thing. (CollegeHumor)

Britney Spears at one time was hotter than hot. Here's 31 pics to prove it. (Ranker)

Behati Prinsloo Bikinis Up to Warm the Fall and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Behati Prinsloo models bikinis so you can forget the cold weather. (Popoholic)

Katy Perry classy yet sexy at yet another music event. (Celebuzz)

Demi Moore and the hottest Hollywood cougars so you can dream of being a boytoy. (FoxNews)

Izabel Goulart knows the real reason for twitpics is to remind us of her hotness. (TMZ)

Women who don't need to bother with bras because they just get in the way. (TheChive)

Rita Ora glams it up with extra cleave for Glamour UK. (Idolator)

Madeline Zima all grown up from her days on The Nanny and smoking hot. (COED)

Joanna Krupa Proves Bikini Time is Year Round and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Ingrid Vandebosch doesn't bother with cold weather Read More »

Joanna Krupa leads the list of Hollywood hotties who don't bother with Fall. (Celebuzz)

Kristin Cavallari shows off her nice legs in some short shorts. (HuffPo)

Victoria's Secret angels before the big time. Spoiler: they were already hot. (FoxNews)

Selena Gomez runs errands wearing skin tight leggings and without that guy. (Popoholic)

It's Wednesday, so that makes it a perfect time to ogle some humps. (TheChive)

Pippa Middleton visits her knocked up sis, so here's some of her hotter pics. (SocialiteLife)

Zooey Deschanel spills out of her top while working. (TheSuperficial)

I'm officially jealous of a parrot. Time to cross that off the bucket list. (CollegeHumor)

Kim Kardashian Carries Her ‘Bags to the Beach and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Kim Kardashian flaunts her ample curves down in Miami. (Celebuzz)

Hilary Duff wants you to stare at her chest. Or look at the sticker. Either way. (HuffPo)

Jade Kelsall, Miss Nevada, caught in racy photo scandal with Ron Jeremy. Of course. (FoxNews)

Christina Aguilera shows her patriotism on her asstastic. (TMZ)

Sarah Shahi put on a leg and cleavage show on during a TV interview. (Popoholic)

If for some reason you're not a fan of women showing off their legs, you will be soon. (TheChive)

Lisa Vanderpump pumps up the girls for a night on the red carpet. (SocialiteLife)

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Sears Lingerie Ad Wins First Prize at Air Brushing Awards

It's not that the Kardashian sisters, the elder sisters I mean, and not all of them exactly or precisely, but the two that you can't hear coming toward you from twenty clicks away, not that they aren't kind of hot.

In fact, if you could afford them, you'd be the unmarried dad of their bastard kids or cuckolded purse carrying show piece husband likely as well. But the fact is, c'mon, now, Sears, the place where I do buy all my power tools and intimate lingerie items, let's be real about this air-brushing thing.

If the girls can't be slim and trim naturally through their amphetamine riddled diet powder brand, then drop the air-brushers back in the ad graphics department, or at least put them on some restrictions because this toning and shaping by way of Photoshop business is just kind of silly. Enjoy.