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Mariah Carey Unleashes her Toned Bikini Body and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 8, 2013 @ 1:00 pm
She Makes Me Sweat
Katy Perry works out and my heart beats faster Read More »
Stone Cold
Emma Stone shows skin on red carpet Read More »
Oh Mariah
Mariah Carey by the ocean makes me think of motorboats Read More »

Mariah Carey flaunts a flat stomach and her racktastic figure in Australia. (HuffPo)

Emma Stone makes a red hot appearance at a movie premiere. (Celebuzz)

Linday Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe in her new movie the best she can. (FoxNews)

Eva Longoria shows off her tight body in tight jeans. (Popoholic)

Katherine Webb becomes an internet star thanks to the BCS title game. (TheSuperficial)

Taylor Swift gets new song material by becoming single once again. (GossipCop)

Katy Perry slips into some yoga pants and gets all hot and sweaty. (Idolator)

Bar Refaeli Shows Less Can be More and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 7, 2013 @ 1:00 pm
Can You Fap in Space?
Jennifer Love Hewitt makes rockets blast off Read More »
Finally it's useful
Alana Campos and Playmates on Instagram Read More »
Bar Hopping
Bar Refaeli goes out without makeup, still hot Read More »

Bar Refaeli shows that she doesn't need tons of makeup to look stunning. (Celebuzz)

Heidi Klum looks sexy in Marie Claire, talks about getting freaky in bed. (HuffPo)

Jennifer Love Hewitt dresses up as a sexy asstronaut for her handjob show. (Popoholic)

Julianne Hough covers her bikini to go shopping and still looks fine. (SocialiteLife)

Alana Campos and other Playmates who use instagram to its full potential. (TheSuperficial)

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman spent all her porn money, goes back on welfare. (GossipCop)

Another first; I'm jealous of a beer can. Okay, maybe that's not a first. (CollegeHumor)

Alison Brie Continues to Climb the Hottie Ranks and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 4, 2013 @ 12:30 pm
Tweet Me!
Megan Fox joins Twitter, but for how long? Read More »
NFL WAGs
Jessie James and other playoff arm candy Read More »
Hot and Funny
Alison Brie has both of my favorite qualities Read More »

Alison Brie keeps getting hotter, and here are her sexiest pics to prove it. (Ranker)

Jennifer 'JWoww' Farley releases a rebuttal (get it?) video to those NYE pics. (HuffPo)

Bar Refaeli will be in GoDaddy Super Bowl commercials. Finally a reason to watch! (FoxNews)

This girl's asstastic also doubles as Cartman's face. I'm aroused and confused. (CollegeHumor)

I never get tired of girls who like to strip down to take mirror pics of themselves. (TheChive)

Megan Fox joins Twitter so now you can try to get her that love song you wrote. (GossipCop)

Jessie James and the rest of the NFL Playoffs hottest WAGs. (BustedCoverage)

Sofia Vergara Flashes During NYE Fight and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 3, 2013 @ 1:00 pm
Still Super
Cindy Crawford proves age is just a number Read More »
Happy New Year, Indeed
Sofia Vergara gives some party goers a memory to last Read More »
Proper Grammer
Camille Grammer curvy beach time Read More »

Sofia Vergara unleashes her assets on New Year's Eve, but not on purpose. (TMZ)

Camille Grammer flaunts her tight bikini body during Hawaiian vacation. (Celebuzz)

Olivia Culpo, Miss Universe, thinks recreational use of weed is bad. Good thing she's hot. (FoxNews)

Lana Del Rey shows off her stomach and actually smiles on Rolling Stone Mexico cover. (Idolator)

A bunch of hotties act like it's the 70s and advocate burning bras. (TheChive)

Ring in the new year with a boatload of asstastic yoga pants photos. (COED)

Cindy Crawford goes for a bikini stroll South of the border. She's still got it. (Celebslam)

Salma Hayek Headlines the Hottest Stripper Roles and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 2, 2013 @ 1:00 pm
Vintage 2012
Marion Cotillard looking great throughout last year Read More »
Best Stripping Roles
Elizabeth Berkley went full frontal in Showgirls Read More »
That 70s Shoot
Hayden Panettiere sexes it up in a funky pictorial Read More »

Salma Hayek leads the list of the hottest stripper roles from movies. (Celebuzz)

Ke$ha reminds everyone that she is perfectly open to being with other women. (HuffPo)

Sofia Vergara celebrates New Year's by getting her dress ripped off in a club, allegedly. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan bloats her way around London to celebrate the end of 2012. (TMZ)

Hayden Panettiere gets funky in a wig for a sexy little photo shoot. (Popoholic)

It's the first hump day of the new year, so check out some great humps. (TheChive)

Marion Cotillard spent 2012 looking damn fine, here are some of her best pics. (SocialiteLife)

Kate Upton Rules 2012 and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | December 27, 2012 @ 1:00 pm
Upton At Them
Kate Upton and her rack were everywhere in 2012 Read More »
They're Titanic
Kate Winslet is one of England's best exports Read More »
Ooh La Lana
Lana Del Rey has been a smokeshow this year Read More »

Kate Upton took tons of hot pics and made sexy videos all year. Here are all the best. (Celebuzz)

Kate Winslet went to an event back in February and brought out the girls. (SocialiteLife)

Here's an asstastic gallery just because they're always fun to look at. (TheChive)

Lana Del Rey jumps onto our radar this year thanks to photos like these. (Idolator)

Lori Loughlin looks good still after those Full House days. (HuffPo)

Elsa Pataky pokes around town while running errands. (Celebslam)

Kaley Cuoco, Elisha Cuthbert and 23 other prime time hotties ranked. (Ranker)

Katy Perry Headlines the Top 100 Bikini Bodies and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | December 26, 2012 @ 12:30 pm
Best Debate Ever
Stacy Keibler made the top 100, did your fave? Read More »
Nekkidness
Bar Refaeli strips down to sell lingerie Read More »
Racktastic
Kate Upton makes the list of hottest twitpics Read More »

Katy Perry, Angelina Jolie and 98 more of the top 100 bikini bodies of all time. (Celebuzz)

Bar Refaeli pimps her underwear by not wearing any. Perfect plan. (SocialiteLife)

Anytime is a good time to ogle women who are well endowed up top. (TheChive)

Leslie Mann talks about how great Megan Fox's rack is and touching it. (HuffPo)

Olivia Black does another photo shoot from the adult site she used to work for. (FoxNews)

Stephanie Seymour shows off the asstastic on vacation. (TMZ)

Kate Upton flaunts her body in this list of the year's sexiest twitpics and instagrams. (Vh1Celebrity)

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