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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

What It’s Like To Walk The Streets Of NYC As Princess Leia

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Many of us were shocked by the video that came out a couple of weeks ago of a young woman being sexually harassed as she walked the streets of New York City for 10 hours. I live in NYC and I can tell you that this kind of thing happens every day. It's sad but true. But what if you weren't just any woman but the princess of Alderaan and the leader of the rebel alliance against the Empire? I imagine it would be even worse. Leia in this video is dressed in her second most hot outfit, the white princess getup, (the first being the metal bikini from Return of the Jedi, of course). Princess Leia gets all kinds of crap from a variety of weirdos. Particularly creepy is her encounter with Lando Calrissian. Come on, Lando. You're better than this.

There is no excuse for harassing any woman much less a princess who is fighting to free you from the Empire.

Alexandria Morgan Hot As Hell And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Alexandria Morgan is sexy as F in a variety of swimsuits. (Popoholic)

Models Paz Cornu and Karina Jelinek show off their beach booties. (TMZ)

Alyssa Barbara in a see-through blue body suit? Yes, please! (Drunken Stepfather)

Julianne Hough shows off her shape for Shape Magazine. (Hollywood Tuna)

Courtney Stodden in a flag bikini makes me feel patriotic in my pants. (The Superficial)

Charlotte McKinney is on fire in a bikini for Flaunt Magazine. (COED)

Meet Gia Marie, Playboy's Miss November. (Busted Coverage)

Keri Russell Looking Incredibly Hot In Leather

The always lovely Keri Russell steamed up the red carpet at the Glamour 2014 Women Of The Year Awards in NYC in a seriously sexy leather outfit. She wore tight black leather pants like a friggin' 80's rock star chick and a red and black leather bustier top. The resulting cleavage was quite spectacular. I've been an admirer of Keri's boobage since back in her Felicity days. If I was forced to watch that show at least I got to ogle her ta-tas. 20 years later and Keri is still really sexy. I'm in no way some kind of leather fetishist but I will say that a woman wearing a tight leather outfit does get my pressure up. How could it not? I'd have to be dead not to get a special feeling in my bathing suit area.

That Americans show she's on is pretty good too. At least this time around it's a show I want to watch AND I get to ogle her. Win win.

Aubrey O’Day Wears A Revealing Dress To Her Album Release Party

Hottie McHottiepants Aubrey O'Day wore quite the provocative number to her album release party in LA. It was a dress with a see-through panel that showed off most of her funbags. You don't see nips but you see cleavage the likes of which you've never seen before. Aubrey has got a tremendous rack. She has the kind of boobage that could give a man a sprained wrist if he handled those puppies too much. Lately we've been seeing a lot of these transparent dresses on those of the hottness persuasion. I guess it's a way to technically be clothed while still kinda being naked at the same time. It's the best of both worlds. I for one hope this fashion trend continues for many years to come.

I don't really care that much what her album sounds like but I am looking forward to the first video. I imagine it will involve oil and partial nudity.

Anna Kendrick Hot In Marie Claire And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Anna Kendrick with no pants is a good thing. (Huffington Post)

Serena Williams and Caroline Wozniaki use hot selfies to troll for dudes. (TMZ)

Curvy hottie Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein's new plus-sized model. (Drunken Stepfather)

Karlie Kloss' Kleavage is Kolossal. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba has one heck of a rack. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan is looking really hot lately in a leather bustier. (The Superficial)

Celebrate Veteran's Day with patriotic cheerleader boobies. (COED)

“Clowns For Christ” Is A Contradiction

ARRGHHH!!!

I'm a big fan of crappy Christian entertainment. I've seen every movie Kirk Cameron has ever put out, I am an avid fan of Jack Chick comics, and I thoroughly enjoy a bad religious puppet show. If you've never seen Willie Ames play Bibleman, you are missing out, my friends. But one thing I will never understand is Christian clowns. There is a ministry in Ohio called "Clowns for Christ" that uses the terrifying world of clowning to scare people into believing. The reason this makes no sense to me is that clowns are by their very nature evil Satanic minions sent from the bowels of hell to eat our faces off with their sharp sharp teeth. The only thing that makes any sense to me is that these murderous yucksters are using the churches in order to gain access to delicious child meat. I'm surprised a clown can even enter a church without bursting into flames.

There is no way this is not sinister. If a clown comes up to you talking about Jesus, bury an ax in their head and run away.

Khloe Kardashian Goes Braless In A Sheer Dress

Sexy vixen Khloe Kardashian was poking out all over in a sheer see-through dress at French Montana's 30th birthday bash. Khloe forgot to wear a bra under her completely transparent dress. It must be a family trait. The result was a fairly clear view of her lady nips. Khloe's funbags have long been eclipsed by those of her sister Kim but I think it's high time that we celebrate how big and beautiful Khloe's ta-tas are. They are nice and plump and they stay where they are supposed to, which as a woman gets older becomes more of a challenge.

The dress was also cut way up on the sides allowing us a view of that other Kardashian feature: her legs and hips. Oh, sweet mother of crap do I love a woman with curves. This is why I love Khloe. She's never been afraid to show off them thighs.