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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Nina Agdal Sporting Tights In NYC

The lovely Nina Agdal was spotted running errands in New York City in a pair of very tight tights. These things were practically a second skin. Every sexy curve was shown off in all its glory. Who doesn't like to go to Whole Foods wearing glorified underwear? She was also in a sports bra top that gave us all a cleavtacular view of those famous funbags. There is also a bit of bare midriff peeking out from the bottom of her shirt. She must have come from doing steamy yoga or whatever the sexy chicks are doing these days. Nina is seriously hot, y'all. She looks smoking even when she's yawning or going grocery shopping.

How many women do you know that could stop traffic with their hottness while doing every day stuff. Probably not many. Unless you hang around with beautiful models all day. In which case I'm filled with jealousy and kinda hate you.

Jodie Gasson Topless Tease In Purple Lingerie

 

British model and professional naked person Jodie Gasson showed off her luscious ta-tas in some sexy purple lingerie. The extra tight slip showed off all of her glorious curves. It was soon removed to display her big beautiful all-naturals for our viewing pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I like 'em real and homemade, if you know what I mean. Maybe it's the Latin man in me that appreciates a girl that has a bit of junk in her trunk. Jodie certainly has a nice round booty that is shapely but in no way too big. Jodie is my kind of woman. I like a girl with curves. The times I've been with a curveless too skinny lady in the Biblical sense left me feeling kinda sad.

I'm sure any man who has the pleasure of doing the no-pants dance with Jodie doesn't ever feel unsatisfied. Maybe I'm just projecting here but I think she proficient in the art of doin' it.

 

Candice Swanepoel Wearing Tights In NYC

South African beauty Candice Swanepoel was spotted leaving the gym in New York City wearing some incredibly constrictive tights. You know those models that have their bodies painted to look like clothes? Well that's how these tights look on Candice. Every curve is shown off. You can also see her rather spectacular thigh gap. She was also sporting a shirt that had no sides to it which allowed us a nice view of her sports bra. Candice has an amazing set of South African funbags. I do love the look of a woman wearing a sports bra. Sure, it's not as sexy as lacey lingerie but it makes me think of sweaty women fresh from a workout. That's hot, yo.

I can tell by the pics that she was in the lower East Side. This surprises me because I didn't know there was a gym over there. I thought it was just hipster restaurants and dudes doing heroin.

Brazil Lost World Cup Because Of Mick Jagger

This week Brazil got its ass handed to them in a World Cup match by Germany. It was the worst defeat in World Cup history. Critics have studied how Brazil's defense could have collapsed so completely. But the Brazilians know the truth. They lost because of a hex put on them by Mick Jagger. Yes, the lead singer for the Rolling Stones. It all started during the last World Cup in 2010 when every team Mick came out for lost big time. The Brazilians became convinced that the crusty old rock star was a jinx. This year Jagger continued his sucky picks by picking Italy and England over Uruguay, (both lost). But it was when he predicted a Brazil victory over Germany that the hex took on an epic power that took out the home team. Brazilians were not amused. As Yahoo Sports writer Brooks Peck explains,

"This was the first match Jagger attended during this World Cup and it just so happened to be one of the worst losses in the history of the sport. Clearly his powers of destruction are only growing stronger."

Who knew that Mick Jagger was a wizard? I wonder if he can do more than effect the outcome of soccer games? But I wonder if it is intentional? It was rumored in the 60's that he and Keith Richards sold their souls to the devil in exchange for fame, fortune, and eternal life. Clearly, all of that came true. But what if the Satanic side effect of the pact was that he then sucks at predicting soccer matches? Could be worse.

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress In Paris

Reality TV Queen and Mrs. Kanye Kim Kardashian was busting out of her  blue dress at an event in Paris. Kim was sporting a dress that was truly cleavetacular. The neckline plunged to her stomach which allowed a perfect view of her legendary funbags. As is often the case with Kim K, she forgot to wear a bra. I'm not entirely sure how these dresses stay on. Do they tape them? Do they stay closed by some kind of witchcraft? They seem to defy the laws of physics. You'd think that ta-tas as large as Kim's could not be contained in simple cloth. Whatever it is, her cleavage is un-effing-believable. As often as we find ourselves looking at pics of Kim's chest puppies it never gets old. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

That Kanye West is one lucky SOB. Not only is he a world famous rapper and super rich but he gets to go home every night and rest his weary head on those flesh pillows. I bet he sleeps very soundly.

Emmy Rossum Nipple Pokes In Her Sports Bra

The lovely Emmy Rossum was all nips and midriffs as she left the gym in Beverly Hills. Emmy was sporting a pair of tight workout pants that hugged her lovely curves and displayed her awe-inspiring thigh gap. She was also showing off some fantastic bare midriff. Emmy's has one of those finely toned stomachs that you hear about but rarely see in your average human. But the real news is up top in her sports bra. Maybe it was cold in the gym or maybe her nips were just in the mood to say hello. Whatever the reason, Emmy's nippies poked through her sports bra like two shining headlights in a world of darkness. Emmy's got a pretty spectacular rack to begin with, but a good nipple poke only adds to the wonder that is her boobies.

Some people find nipple pokes embarrassing. Why? I think they should be celebrated. There should be a national holiday celebrating the nipple poke.

Juggalos Are Now Officially A Criminal Organization

The Insane Clown Posse had its case against the FBI thrown out by a judge yesterday which means that officially ICP and their army of unwashed hillbilly Juggalos are now officially a criminal organization. ICP's members Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J as well as their Psychopathic Records company sued the FBI after they were declared a gang using the FBI's ranking criteria. I'm not sure what exactly that entails. Playing horrible music and drinking too much Natural Light, I guess. ICP thought this was a besmirching of their "good" name. But the judge threw the case out because he said that the FBI doesn't recommend any particular course of action, just that they are a violent, organized, bunch of thugs. In face paint.

See, I think the real danger here is that this notion that they are like the mob or the Yakuza is going to go to the Juggalo's tiny pea-sized brain as something cool. Like, "Look at us! We're on the same most wanted list as Al Qaeda." Frankly I'm all for the FBI prosecuting the Juggalos for all their many crimes. Surely, there are crimes against humanity laws that supersede even the law of FBI. I say throw all of them in jail with the "real" gang members and see what happens.