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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

Redonkulously hot model Jehane 'Gigi' Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She's covered topless but that doesn't mean you don't get some nice sideboob shots. She's got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It's naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I'm a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.

Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess Bikini in Hawaii

Dancing with the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess took some time off from dancing the cha cha cha with c-list celebrities to romp around a Hawaiian beach scantily clad. Karina wore a teal bikini that showed off her gorgeous dancer's body. A lot of professional dancers have lost their boobies through rigorous exercise, but not Karina. There is some killer cleave pics, particularly when they are paddle surfing. The bottom also gives a nice view of the cut musculature of her hips leading down to her no-no spot. Sharna's bikini is even smaller and more revealing. The cleavage on her is enough to make me want to dance and I truly suck at it. She's got a really amazing and tight tuchus that I imagine comes from all those long hours strutting around with Danny Bonaduce or Jimmy "JJ" Walker or whoever.

I like it when hotties travel in pairs. It makes it so much more convenient to write about them if they are in a pack. Plus it's double the good stuff to look at.

Rihanna Braless And Leggy in NYC

Rihanna was showing off her assetts in a pair of short shorts and a tank top in New York City. The jean cut-offs are so tiny that the pockets are sticking out of the bottom. That's how you know a pair of short shorts is serious. And then there is an additional slit up the side offering maximum exposure. Then her lovely chest puppies are on display in a cropped tank top. There is a peek of Rihanna's patented amazing bare mid-riff. She's got an amazing abdomen, probably from that dancing a whatnot. In general you have to love Rihanna's penchant for not wearing a bra. I guess if your yum yums just stay up on their own there is no reason to resort to wearing an underwire. That and in general I think Rihanna just doesn't like wearing clothes, which I'm totally OK with.

How come when I walk around New York I never see hot celebrities wearing no bras? The last celebrity I saw on the street was 90 year old star of Yiddish theater and movies Vyvush Finkle. Not sexy. Well, unless you are into really old Yiddish comedians.

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: “Rocky IV”

If He Dies, He Dies...

The first Rocky film is arguably the greatest sports film ever made. They say the best sports movie, and moments in sports in general, are when they become about more than the game. Rocky was certainly that. It was the story of a guy who just wants to go the distance with the champ, just to show he's good enough to be a contender. In the end, (38 year old spoiler alert), Rocky loses the fight. That didn't sit well with a lot of people. So, in Rocky II he wins the rematch with Apollo Creed. Then that did well so they made a third movie with Mr. T because...well...Mr. T. When it inevitably came time to make part IV, Sylvester Stallone tapped into the Reagan era zeitgeist to make a movie in which Rocky Balboa, a mamaluk from Philly, wins the Cold War.

At the beginning of Rocky IV, the Italian Stallion is the heavyweight champ of the world and is jacked beyond belief. In the vein of Cold War cooperation, the filthy commies of the U.S.S.R bring over their champ Ivan Drago, played brilliantly by Dolph Lungren. Along with his minder, played by Brigitte Lielsen, he represents the latest in technological training methods where as Rocky just punches meat in a fridge. During an exhibition match Ivan kills Rocky's former foe and now friend Apollo Creed. "If he dies...he dies" Ivan chillingly tells Rocky. But what Ivan really wants is the heavyweight belt and he has to go through Rocky to get it. But REALLY it's about godless communism vs. American democracy. Rocky trains in the snow while Ivan is hooked up to a lot of machines. "I will crush you", Ivan tells Rocky. But, of course, Rocky beats him and brings down the Soviet Union. Yo.

Rocky IV is an absurd film but fun. I was a kid during the 80's and Rocky IV was part of a series of jingoistic films that showed Americans as jacked up heroes battling evil commies. Stallone is a pretty good writer but a lousy director. The acting is overwrought and the action feels forced. Still, if you want to feel proud to be an American then look no further than Rocky IV.

Laura Cremaschi Bikinis in Miami Beach

Italian model and showgirl Laura Cremachi showed off her cannolis in a colorful bikini in Miami Beach. Laura has got a truly breathtaking set of funbags, or as the Italians say divertimento sacchetti. There is some pretty awesome sideboob and cleav action going on in these pics. You can clearly see why Italian politicians risk their careers for a chance to squeeze those chest pillows. But what I think is even more revealing in these pics is her booty. Mamma mia, what a caboose this girl has got! The bikini is almost a g-string, so you can see the wonder of her derriere almost in its entirety. The cloth also barely covers up her no-no spot and you can pretty much see the outline of everything. Laura just knows how to wear a bikini. It takes more than just going to the store and buying one and being naturally hot to pull off that look.

No, one must master the bikini arts. Laura knows exactly how to bikini. She's a black belt, or black g-string, in bikini.

Cara Santana Gets Her Workout In a Sports Bra and Tights

Actress and hot person Cara Santana was spotted leaving the gym in a sports bra and incredibly tight tights. Cara is in pretty amazing shape and her bare midriff is a thing of beauty. She has a serious six pack situation going on. Of all the bare midriffs we cover here on Egotastic, I think her's is my favorite. She's also sporting just a sports bra as a top. It looks like it might have been a bit brisk in that gym because she is nipping big time. Cara has got an excellent set of ta-tas on her. It's tough for a woman to get her boobs to look striking in a sports bra. Usually they get monoboob, but not Cara. That's a testament to how great her jugs are.

The tights are also very revealing. She's got some pretty serious camel toe action going on. Like, there is an entire caravan full of camel toe in her pants. The tights also accentuate her shapely booty. God bless women's sports gear.

Sveva Alviti Goes Topless In Miami Beach

 

Italian model and molto bella Sveva Alviti decided to let the girls out for some air in one of the topless beaches in Miami. She started off wearing a tiny white bikini, which in and of itself would have been seriously hot. Then she decided to take her top off because she's European and they are more sophisticated then us when it comes to letting your boobies fly free. Sveva's ta-tas are the very definition of perky and pert. They are perfect for her frame as she would look weird with mammoth yum yums. We've been talking a lot about Sveva lately as she is on a crusade to not wear her top around the world. She's an ambassador of sorts for the boobtacular arts. After all, is it not a woman's right to not have tan lines? As a feminist myself I celebrate her right to take her top off whenever she wants to.

All I know is that Sveva is one of the hottest models out there right now and I look forward to her future topless trips to the beach.