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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Colleen Shannon Uses Her Jugs To Sell Expensive Water

DJ Colleen Shannon had her turntables out and spinning in this photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu. Colleen started off wearing a tiny blue bikini that showed off those gorgeous knockers splendidly. But you know what makes a better top? If there is no top! She seems to have lost it in the surf and only had her hands to try and hide the massive bulk of those famous subwoofers of hers. Needless to say, there is all kinds of tasty boobie flesh sticking out of her tender little fingers. But let’s not forget that booty, y’all. It’s tight and fully packed. I often think on Colleen’s booty and how magical it is. What I wouldn’t give to snuggle up to those buns for a few minutes.

Paris Hilton was just named the top woman DJ at some awards show for DJs. I’m sure Colleen is feeling kind of sad. I’d gladly cheer her up.

Jennifer Lawrence Looks Red Hot Heading To The Late Show

America’s sexy sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence was looking sultry in red on her way to the Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. The dress was short on both ends so you could see plenty of top and bottom. Ah, the famous Jennifer Lawrence cleav. Her Katniss Everdeens are part of the reason people love her so much. Who can forget their Academy Award winning role in American Hustle? They were amazing in that movie. She’s also got a pretty awesome set of stems as well. Probably due to all that running around in the woods with Peeta or whatever for those Hunger Games movies. I also enjoyed their work in American Hustle. That movie was all about her boobs and legs.

Seems she had a bit of trouble with the crowds when she was leaving the show. That’s the problem with big groups of people in New York. They tend to get a little booty grabby if you’re not careful.

Nadine Leopold’s Sexy In Lingerie And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Freckly beauty Nadine Leopold shows off her stuff in this lingerie spread. (Hollywood Tuna)

Paris Hilton looking hot at the NRJ DJ Awards. (TMZ)

Julianne Hough is amazing in a white crop top shirt. (Huffington Post)

Heidi Klum covered topless for Sharper Image? Sign me up! (Drunken Stepfather)

Olivia Wilde stuns in a tight black dress at Horrible Bosses 2 premiere. (Popoholic)

Check out the best Victoria’s Secret Christmas commercials. (COED)

Isabel Canete knows how to fill out a bikini. (Celebslam)

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: “The Rocketeer”

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Film is an inexact science. Sometimes a studio will invest a ton of money into a movie, market the hell out of it, and it totally fails. It just sits there like a turd in the wind and stinks. These films tend to get swept under the rug as a kind of embarrassment by the studio. It kind of makes them look stupid for having backed the wrong horse, as it were. But some movies bomb REALLY big and are REALLY embarrassing to the studio. The Rocketeer is such a film.

Billy Campbell stars as Cliff Seccord, a hotshot stunt pilot who is dating aspiring actress Jennifer Connelly. When some gangsters crash into his airplane while running from the FBI, they hide a super secret rocket pack designed by Howard Hughes in the hanger. Billy Campbell finds it and has ideas about using it to make money. We then find out that the gangsters stole the rocket pack under the pay of Timothy Dalton, who is kind of an Errol Flynn style movie star. Billy Campbell uses the jet pack to save his friend from crashing his plane and then the press call him The Rocketeer. Meanwhile, Timothy Dalton tries to woo Jennifer Connelly to try and get close to Billy Campbell. It turns out that Timothy Dalton is a Nazi spy, (DUM! DUM! DUM!) and he was stealing the pack for Hitler. All of this convoluted mess ends when Billy Campbell shows up to save Jennifer Connelly and Timothy Dalton is helped to escape by some Nazi troops that somehow managed to get into Los Angeles along with a zeppelin. He tries to escape but Billy Campbell saves the day with the rocket pack.

As you could probably tell from my synopsis, the movie is seriously convoluted. It’s hard to keep track of who is after Billy Campbell. The mob, Howard Hughes, the Nazis, Timothy Dalton, the FBI? They all look alike to me. Even a good cast, great effects for the time, and a ton of money behind it couldn’t save it from being a mess. Still, the movie is entertaining at points. Could be worse. It could be Cutthroat Island.

Marc Anthony’s New Wife Shannon de Lima In A Bikini On Miami Beach

Mark Anthony has got himself a new wife by the name of Shannon de Lima and she is seriously hot. Mark is known for marrying sexy ladies. It’s sort of his thing. Shannon was wearing a gold bikini to the beach in Miami that showed off why Mark was swept off his tiny feet. Firstly, this girl has got some serious boobage. They are so massive that they can’t fit in her top. The result is a bit of sideboob and that is always good. Secondly, she’s got a pretty tremendous booty. It may not be as spectacular as Mark’s ex Jennifer Lopez but it’s still pretty amazing. Add to this the fact that her bikini is so tight that there is some epic camel toe and you’ve got yourself a recipe for awesomeness.

All I know is that Mark Anthony is one lucky SOB. How does he keep nabbing these drop dead gorgeous women? Oh yeah, he’s a rich and famous singer.

Metisha Schaefer Films Workout Video On Miami Beach

Model and aspiring fitness guru Metisha Schaefer was looking hot as F in workout gear while shooting a workout video in Miami Beach. She wore a pair of tight workout pants and a revealing sports bra. I see this video being successful because what woman wouldn’t want to look like Metisha? Just look at those abs for the love of Pete. They are rock hard. Do you know how rare a stomach that tight is? I don’t have exact statistical numbers but I can assure you it is uncommon. It also helps that Metisha has got herself a healthy pair of knockers. There is some mighty cleav in these pics. I imagine that when she bends over to touch her toes you can see even more. I look forward to watching this video.

Not for the workout, of course. I’m allergic to all forms of exercise. No, I’ll watch it because I do so enjoy a woman getting all sweaty.

What It’s Like To Walk The Streets Of NYC As Princess Leia

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Many of us were shocked by the video that came out a couple of weeks ago of a young woman being sexually harassed as she walked the streets of New York City for 10 hours. I live in NYC and I can tell you that this kind of thing happens every day. It’s sad but true. But what if you weren’t just any woman but the princess of Alderaan and the leader of the rebel alliance against the Empire? I imagine it would be even worse. Leia in this video is dressed in her second most hot outfit, the white princess getup, (the first being the metal bikini from Return of the Jedi, of course). Princess Leia gets all kinds of crap from a variety of weirdos. Particularly creepy is her encounter with Lando Calrissian. Come on, Lando. You’re better than this.

There is no excuse for harassing any woman much less a princess who is fighting to free you from the Empire.