The awesomely named Victoria Justice got down to her bra in a sultry love scene on the set of MTV’s Eye Candy. The show is a thriller about the weirdos you meet online. Well, whoever this lucky bastard is he seems to have gotten through her creep filter. Victoria is seriously hot and there is no doubt that if she were to make an online dating profile that it would attract many a stalker. Those guys ruin everything and make the rest of us that just want to ogle her look bad. But who can blame us? Just look at those luscious plums in that bra. Who could resist that? Not me. It looks as if I’ve found a new TV show to binge watch.
I remember Victoria when she was just a wee lass singing songs on Nickelodeon. My, how she’s grown up and out.
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Canadian beauty Jessica Lowndes took some time off from her busy schedule of being hot for money to show off some bikini pics on Instagram. It appears as though Jessica is in some kind of island paradise while the rest of us are stuck in winter depression holes. Jessica has a fantastic pair of ta-tas that look splendiforous in her blue bikini top. Yes, I know splendiforous isn’t a word, but I had to invent one to describe hot amazing her funbags look. There is cleav for miles, y’all. Jessica has also got a nice tight stomach as you can see from the paddle surfing pics. But let’s not forget her booty, folks. It’s nice and round and I just want to reach out and smack it. But I don’t. That’s how fools get arrested.
I wish I was on a tropical island with Jessica Lowndes instead of in freezing New York with my cat. I bet some lucky bastard is with her sipping mai tais and whatnot. Some people get all the luck.
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There is a scourge destroying our once great country: selfies. I can barely walk down the street without tripping over 15 people taking friggin selfies. One the subway I see people taking selfies for their entire commute. It’s a compulsive behaivior. But what if it was a sign of something even worse? A study from Ohio State University shows that people who take multiple selfies a day are more prone to narcissistic personality disorders and psychopathy. Apparently, the big difference between the two is that narcissists tend to spend more time editing the pics whereas the psychopaths just upload the pics without editing. This is because they are more impulsive and think they are the crap anyway.
Are you really surprised? I know that the people I know that take a lot of selfies are totally psychopaths. The minute that cell phones made it easier to take selfies by putting a camera in the front they were basically throwing a treat to the psychopath community. So, you better cut it out before you end up killing and eating your mom because your goldfish told you to do it or whatever.
Valerie Van Der Graaf looks sexy as F for Passionata lingerie. (COED)
Kendall Jenner‘s booty looks delectable in tight yoga pants. (WWTDD)
Jennifer Lopez‘s Golden Globes after party dress was even more revealing. (Huffington Post)
Bella Thorne working out is making me sweat. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hilary Duff shows off her twins, and I don’t mean her kids. (Popoholic)
Kim Kardashian tries to smuggle a butt bomb in her butt at JFK. (The Superficial)
What did Alison Williams‘ dad Brian think about her getting her salad tossed on “Girls”? (Dlisted)
Sexy actress and model Claudia Jordan wore a revealing outfit for her appearance on Watch What Happens Live. Andy Cohen was treated to plunging neckline that showed off all the cleav. No cleav was to be found anywhere else that night because Claudia used it all. Her funbags are a thing of beauty. I know that if those puppies were on my Price is Right showcase showdown that I would go all in to try and win them. I remember first seeing her on the Price is Right years ago, (yes, I sometimes watch the Price is Right), and thinking that she would one day be more than just a pretty face holding up Plinko chips or whatever.
Andy Cohen gets all the breaks. He gets to hang around all of these hot chicks with spectacular cleavage and he doesn’t even appreciate it. Life is unfair.
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Professional hot person Erin Heatherton was looking particularly sexy in a boobtacular leather top at the Curve Sport perfume launch. The bustier-type top pushed her ladies up for presentation creating some fairly spectacular cleav. Erin has got a righteous pair of ta-tas and they look particularly amazing here. The top also showed off her bare mid-riff. Erin has a nice flat stomach with some nice tone to it. If my stomach looked like that I would show it off too. There is something about a woman wearing black leather that gets my pressure up. Not that I’m one of those leather fetishists or anything. There is something primeval about it. It’s like the stuff our cavewoman ancestors used to get our caveman forefather’s stone age motors going. Some stuff is just classic.
But our cavewoman ancestors probably didn’t look like Erin. I’ve seen what they looked like in those museum dioramas. I would have probably gone extinct rather than tap that.
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A group of mountain rescue workers that were taking footage of Mexico City’s Popocatepetl volcano say that they saw a bunch of bigfoots, (bigfeet?), climbing of the slopes of the mountain. They say that they saw several humanoid figures loping around and later found giant footprints. Their leader, Huracan Vidales said,
“His footprints are very large, the part corresponding to heel leaves a hole, something that resembles a claw which apparently serves them – like a propulsive support – in these dislocations impressive through the snow and ice. Once, we saw one of these individuals climb up the glacier in 10 minutes, a stretch that we linger about 3-4 hours to go. They have an amazing agility.”
Many people here in America are afraid that these bigfoots will try and cross the border and take moving through heavy brush jobs away from American bigfoots. But I say, let ‘em come. We are a nation of immigrants and that is true of all different kinds of primate. It will just make our Sasquatch nation richer.