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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com, Tuvez.com, Egotastic.com, and WWTDD.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife and two cats.

Anastasia Nova And Samantha Gill Wear Bikinis And Hold Hands

Boobtastic duo Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill were getting friendly on the beach in tiny bikinis for storied expensive water brand 138 Water. The girls went splashy splashy in the water and held hands, their perfect thumpers glistening with salt water. Seriously, there is so much butt talent in these pics that if there were a Nobel prize for having a slammin’ booty then these two should co-win it. Also Anastasia has got a fearsome pair of knockers and Samantha’s ta-tas are large and in charge as well. Samantha’s may be a little bit bigger but that doesn’t mean they are necessarily better. Maybe it’s because I feel my heart filled with love for all boobage, but I say they are equally motorboatable.

I love the narrative that 138 Water is creating with these pics. When two sexy friends go swimming at the beach in tiny bikinis they get very thirsty. That’s where we come in.

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Candice Swanepoel Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Candice Swanepoel uses her arm as a bra. (Popoholic)

It’s cold here but it’s bikini weather somewhere. (The Chive)

Amber Rose grinds up on a dude like a champ. (WWTDD)

Jen Selter is hot in a bikini. So is her mom. (TMZ)

Kate Hudson‘s abs are RIDICULOUS. (Huffington Post)

Margot Robbie is sexy as F for Vogue Australia. (Drunken Stepfather)

Roxanne Sanderson in a swimsuit will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)

The Scream Of A Thousand Corpses

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In the annals of history there are few civilizations that match the Aztecs for being effed up and blood thirsty. I’ve been to their ruins in Mexico and heard the tales of the thousands of sacrifices that they would conduct in a single day. The priest would take the unlucky bastard and cut out his still beating heart. It’s like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom except they used a knife. To add to this scariness is the scream of a thousand corpses. It is a whistle that archaeologists discovered over twenty years ago at a burial site. The whistles are shaped like skulls, (natch), and make a truly haunting sound. In the video above, there is only one whistle. Now imagine thousands of them sounding at the same time.

Yeah, that’s friggin’ terrifying.

Sarah Stephens Big Bouncing Bikini For World Swimsuit

The luscious Sarah Stephens showed off those glorious chest melons of hers in this photo spread for World Swimsuit. Her boobage was prominently displayed. It’s no wonder seeing as they are truly amazing. The best part, as you can see from the gif (below), is that they bounce quite convincingly. That means they are probably real. Now, a good pair of fakeys can be a great thing but I prefer them when they are the genuine article. I prefer a pair of bouncy castles to yum yums that stay stationary, don’t you? But it’s not just her yabos that make these pics great. Let me tell you about her perfectly toned booty, my friends. You could bounce quarters off of those cheeks. I would very much like to wear it as a hat.

It’s nice to see girls in bikinis this time of year. It’s a reminder that though we are freezing our butts off there is a hopeful shining pair of bikini clad ta-tas on the horizon.

Photo Credit: WorldSwimSuit

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Charlotte McKinney’s Boobtastic Cleavage Tries To Save The Children

Incredibly boobtacular model Charlotte McKinney was on hand to try and save the children through the powers of her funbags. She wore a black dress with a plunging neckline that gave her some cleav for the ages. You can almost see the beginning of her nips in the dress. Almost but not quite. Oh, Charlotte you tease. Charlotte has become a rising star in the world of professional hot people and it’s easy to see why. Not only does she have a gorgeous face and a slamming body but she is also everywhere. You can’t turn around these days without seeing Charlotte and her boobs. Not that I’m complaining. I’d rather look at Charlotte than most models.

I believe that if anything can improve the world it’s Charlotte’s boobage. So, I hope they continue their charity work. World peace can only be on the other side of those amazing flesh mounds.

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Lovely Lady Gaps And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Must see hot ladies with hot lady gaps! (TheChive)

Elizabeth Chevalier uses her funbags to sell pricey water. (Popoholic)

Charlie Rinna is seriously hot and seriously topless in her H20 shoot (WWTDD)

Danielle Knudson is so friggin hot. It sort of makes me hate her boyfriend Milos Raonic. (TMZ)

Katie Holmes has some mighty cleav at NYFW. (Huffington Post)

Anastasia Ashley shows how you put on panties for Cheeki. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alyssa Arce is chesty as F, y’all. (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna Bound Up And Topless For Fashion

 
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Singer and sexy person Rihanna conjured up her own inner kink for this sexy bondage-themed spread. BDSM is all the rage nowadays because of that Fifty Shades of Grey movie coming out and now every hot model is dressing up in black leather masks and bondage gear. It also helps if you like to be topless and don’t care who sees you. Rihanna does have a spectacular pair of chichis, though. They look like quite the handful, but then again so is she. I bet you Rihanna does get all nasty in the bedroom. She looks like the type. She’s the kind of girl that will pour hot wax on your chest while servicing your downtown.

This is all speculation, of course. Maybe she’s boring in the sack, although I would say that would be a waste of some great natural resources.

Photo Credit: Another Magazine