JackWebsite

Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Metisha Schaefer And Her Booty Bikini Poolside In Miami

German model and certified hottie Metisha Shaefer showed off her goodies in a tiny leopard print bikini in Miami. The small top showed off plenty of cleavage and just a hint of sideboob for our viewing pleasure. Metisha has a nice medium sized rack for when you are in the mood for something not too big or small. Her boobs are the grande sized latte of the boob word. But the really exciting news was happening south of her waist as the bikini bottoms displayed her perfectly pert booty. I do so love a girl that's skinny but has a nice little round bubble butt. It's pretty amazing. Her booty is the height of German engineering. It's the equivalent of a BMW but, you know, a booty.

Add to that a sexy leopard print and you've got yourself some sexiness situations. Is there any hotter pattern than leopard print? It boosts any woman's hottness factor by 10%.

Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas

You're starting to see Christmas stuff in the stores and the holiday sales have already begun. You know what that means? It's time to once again launch an all out offensive against Christians in the name of the Lord Satan and godless capitalism. Well, not if Kirk Cameron has anything to say about it gosh darn it to heck! In "Saving Christmas", Mike Seaver takes on all those that would make Christmas anything other than a celebration of the birth of a Jewish kid in a barn 2000 years ago. Watch the thrilling trailer here.

Sara Malkul Lane Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Sweet mother of funbags, check out these pics of Sara Malakul Lane covered topless. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty hot these days in this bikini pic. (Huffington Post)

Alyssa Barbara sure knows how to fill out a . (Drunken Stepfather)

Meanwhile, in Yesica Toscanini in bikini news...(Popoholic)

Do you wanna see some Vanessa Hudgens sideboob? Sure, you do! (The Superficial)

Kat Dennings is getting Grobanned in this cleavtacular dress. (Dlisted)

Kate Upton doesn't need a bra constricting those lovely ta-tas. (COED)

Kim Kardashian Braless In A See-Through Tight Dress

Oh, Kim Kardashian. Every day I wake up, make some coffee, pour myself a bowl of Cap'n Crunch and ask myself, "How will Kim show off her splendid funbags today?" I am never disappointed. Today's entry in the ongoing battle between Kim and clothes is this see-through dress. You can see the exact outline of her Kardashinips because, like most days, Kim forgot to wear a bra. In fact, I would go so far as to say that Kim despises bras more than any other woman in the world. What Earthly object of cotton, silk, and wire could hope to contain such magnificent orbs of lady flesh? None, that's why she doesn't wear them. That Kanye is one lucky bastard. He gets unlimited access to those badboys whenever he wants.

Some people have all the luck. All that we mere mortals can do is stare at her sweater hams and dream of the day when all women have ta-tas like Kim and bras are a thing of the past.

Olivia Culpo Waiting For Nick Jonas In A Bikini

Former Miss USA and current Nick Jonas sex friend Olivia Culpo was spotted in Miami wearing a tiny white bikini. Her pageant winning curves were on full display. Olivia has has a nice pair of lovely lady plums that looked particularly nice in this tiny top. She certainly wins the swimsuit competition...of my heart. Also she's got a miniscule bottom that is very tight on her. How tight? Well, let's just say that she has a bit of the toe of the camel going on downstairs in her business area. Olivia is really hot, though. Like, seriously hot. You have to wonder what better thing Nick Jonas had to do that he was keeping her waiting around?

These kids today, I tell ye. In my day, sexy chicks were hard to come by and you didn't keep them waiting. Then again, I was never a rock star...or whatever you'd call a Jonas brother.

Real People Try Cosmo’s Sex Positions

Watch Video

I don't much care for Cosmo magazine's sex advice. What mortal man can live up to those kinds of expectations? If you don't give your woman multiple brain shattering orgasms every time you are a bad lover. They also want you to do all kinds of weird sex positions. Now, I'm a fat bastard. Not need to be cut out of my house fat, but definitely chubby. I can manage maybe four positions realistically. But I don't think that I'm alone. Even if you are a thin person, unless you practice yoga for five hours every day, I doubt that you can manage most of these crazy positions. In this video and average couple try to reenact the sexual positions that Cosmo says will make your sex mind blowing. Good luck with that.

Yara Khmidan’s Hot Bikini Bod And Other Fine Things TO Ogle

Yara Khmidan in a bikini will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kim Kardashian wears a cutout dress and shows off her funbags. (Huffington Post)

More sexy pics of Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lais Ribeiro is scorching hot in lingerie pics. (Popoholic)

Coco's booty looks amazing in a red leather bustier. (The Superficial)

Natalie Gal gets my "Blue Bloods" pumping, if you know what I mean. (COED)

The Texans' cheerleaders combat cancer with boobies. (Busted Coverage)