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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com, Tuvez.com, Egotastic.com, and WWTDD.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife and two cats.

The Saturdays Upskirt Panty Flash Performance At Key 103 Radio Christmas in London

English girl group The Saturdays showed off more than their singing skills at a Christmas show for Key 103 in London. The gals wore some incredibly tight and short skirts that left little to the imagination. This is particularly true because you could see right up those skirts to their crotchecological regions. At least they were wearing panties…unfortunately. I am unfamiliar with these girls’ music. Perhaps it’s because I’m an adult male and I live in America. What I do know is that I fully plan on looking up some videos or something after I’m done writing this. These girls are seriously hot. But I guess that’s the point of these girl groups, right? Rarely are they a bunch of fours up on stage, you want eight pluses.

All I know is that all of those fans that went to that show were given the best Christmas present ever: the gift of a panty flash. That’s the gift that just keeps on giving year round.

Photo Credit: GSI

Natasha Barnard Is Smoking Hot In A Bikini And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Behold the wonders of Natasha Barnard in tiny bikinis. (Popoholic)

Shay Mitchell‘s cleavage will melt off your face. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele Bundchen has quite an exceptional booty, y’all. (Hollywood Tuna)

A day without Anastasia Ashley in a bikini is a bad day. (The Superficial)

Tricia Helfer and Katee Sackhoff give geek boners in the Acting Outlaws calendar. (COED)

Do you want to see Jenny Slate kiss Rosario Dawson? (Huffington Post)

Dave Navarro invents a guitar strap/bondage gear and it comes with a hot chick. (TMZ)

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

In the annals of film history there have been few people as badass as Christopher Lee. His film credits are legendary. Besides Bela Lugosi he was THE Dracula. In recent times he co-starred in several Tim Burton films as well as Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. There is perhaps no greater and deeper voice as well. I mean, who talks like that. He makes Dr. Claw sound like a prepubescent boy. A couple of years ago Lee released the first of his heavy metal Christmas carols. This year he continues this new yuletide tradition with “Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing” which is his take on the classic “Hark, the Harald Angels Sing”. It is, to use an emoticon, \,,/.

The man is 92 years old and is still going strong. I hope that a) I make it to 92 and b) I’m still as active. And awesome. Oh, so awesome.

Lindsay Lohan Poses for Civil Clothing 2014

Lindsay Lohan is back to looking hot in this spread for Civil Clothing. The troubled star has been out of the dressing sexy business for a while. But the truth is that Lindsay is looking better than ever in these picks. That legendary red hair and freckles accentuate the clothes perfectly. The best pick is one in which she’s wearing a kind of leather-looking unitard thing and she’s spread eagle revealing a wee bit of camel toe. This is a good thing, my friends. In another picture she shows off her shapely legs in what looks like a baseball uniform and a pair of knee high socks. Don’t mind if I do.

The truth is that I’ve had a bit of a thing for Lindsay since way back in the Mean Girl days. Say what you want about her controversies, but her boobage is controversy-proof. I’m glad she seems to be getting her act together again. A hot redhead is a terrible thing to waste.

Photo Credit: Civil Clothing

Jenna Chapple See-Through Bikini Hotness Beach Photoshoot

Professional hot person Jenna Chapple used her immense boobies to sell expensive water in this photoshoot for 138 Water. Jenna’s perfectly round bosoms can be seen in all their glory through the nearly clear shirt. These things are so big and spherical that they attract other smaller boobies in an orbit around them. Jenna has also got a wickedly muscular abdomen that puts most other models to shame. But let’s reflect for a moment on that booty she’s got going there. It’s rare for a model to have this many sextacular attributes all going on at the same time. I expect that we’ll be seeing a lot more of Jenna in the near future. And by more I mean both that she’ll work more and my Hanukkah wish to see her nekkid.

I don’t ask for much. All I want under my Hanukkah bush is some…er…Hanukkah bush, if you get my meaning. I know it’s my job to look at hot ladies all day but I just want to see more. Is that so wrong?

Photo Credit: FameFlyNet

Behold The Fondue Burger

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Look, I know that I give the Japanese a hard time for their sexual proclivities but I want to make it clear that I have nothing but the highest respect for their history and culture. I am particularity a big fan of their food. Man, I love me some raw fish on rice and tempura. That’s why I may have to take a special flight to Tokyo to try this latest offering from Burger King Japan. It’s the new beef and chicken fondue burgers. It starts out as a regular burger but then the genius starts. It comes with a thing of cheese fondue. I don’t know if you’ve ever had fondue but it is absolutely delicious. But usually when you go to a fondue restaurant they just bring you a plate of bread and fruit which is fine. But this thing combines two amazing things, burgers and cheese dipping sauce.

I’m hoping that if the Burger King fondue burger comes to America it will stand up to the fear Americans have of high falutingness. Guys in Kansas probably think fondue is some kind of gay massage. So, Burger King will have to call it dipping sauce which is far less sexy. In the meantime, I can make some fondue with that fondue set I got as a wedding present that I’ve never used and dip my burger and fries in it.

Ela Rose Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Ela Rose wears a finger bra and it is amazing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wears see-through clothes for Harper’s Bazaar. (Drunken Stepfather)

Why, yes I would like to see Toni Garrn topless in GQ. (Huffington Post)

Coco‘s boobs never cease to satisfy. (TMZ)

Mayra Suarez in a bikini is muy caliente, ese. (Popoholic)

Kate Hudson is single again, boys. (The Superficial)

A bunch of hot Victoria’s Secret models lip sync to Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off”. (COED)