Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Jasmine V Sexy In A Pink Bikini Video Shoot

Sexy singer Jasmine V sizzled in a pink bikini during a video shoot for her latest song in Aruba. Jasmine's pert boobies looked amazing in the top which showed off some seriously glorious cleavage. Her silky legs were also on view and me likey. Now, I'm not one for tattoos but hers are kinda doin' it for me. She's got a large rose tatt running down the side of her torso and it is pretty darn sexy. Jasmine is also sporting my all time favorite sexy accessory: the belly button ring. I can' really articulate to you how hot I think a woman with a toned stomach and a pierced navel is. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe it's because that whole belly button piercing thing started back when I was in high school in the 90's and all the hot girls I had crushes on got them.

Whatever it is, I can't wait to see the finished product of this video. With a bikini that small how could it not be good?

Ashlee Simpson Sideboob In A Red Hot Swimsuit

The lovely Ashlee Simpson showed off her gorgeous plums in a sexy red swimsuit in Bali. Ashlee's suit is mostly not there at all. The sides and back are completely gone. This allows us a view of glorious sideboob, and oh what a sideboob it is! Unlike her older sister Jessica, Ashlee's ta'tas are more understated but no less sexy. I've always had more of a thing for Ashlee than Jessica. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because she seems a little more "girl next door" to me than her bombshell sister. That's why I'm glad Ashlee and her funbags have resurfaced of late after many years out of the spotlight. What I know for sure is that if she keeps wearing stuff like this crypto-Baywatch boobtacular bathing suit, she is going to be in the news a lot more.

Bali is really far away. She should try being scantily clad closer to home. American beach goers need sideboob too, ya know.

The Art Of Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a modern day renaissance woman. She's a singer, a dancer, pastie wearer, twerker, and now is a visual artist. At V Magazine's New York offices they will display some of Miley's...um...sculptures, I guess. The show is called "Dirty Hippie" because...why not? Essentially, Miley took a thing and then glued a bunch of other things to it. Take for example the five foot bong that she glued candies, toys, and air fresheners to. What is the point of it? It's ART, you heathen! What about the vibrator with a bunch of stuff stuck to it? Or the hat with stuff stuck to it? Basically, it's all a bunch of crap covered in crap. It's fitting seeing as the rest of her art is also crap. She's the Picasso of crap.

They say that art is subjective. What I may think is crap someone else might think is genius. I think that person is probably only Miley, but whatever. She has the right to do whatever she wants. The discussion I'm having with myself is whether or not I'm going to go to V's offices to see "Dirty Hippie"? Do I hate myself enough to subject myself to that? I don't know. Maybe if I don't take my meds. See more pictures here.

Irina Shayk Leggy Wearing Short Denim Shorts In NYC

Ah,  Irina Shayk. Is there a better pair of legs out there in the sexy leggasphere? Only Taylor Swift comes close to rivaling the sheer shapely hottness of Irina's stems. She showed off her perfect set in a pair of short shorts in the West Village in New York City. The last hot days of summer are winding down here in New York and soon the hotties will be storing their legs for winter. So, we must enjoy them while we can. As if Irina's legs aren't enough of a treat, she also exposed her tight tummy in a bare-midriff shirt. She's also got one of the best stomachs out there. If you disagree you are, quite simply, wrong. I will go so far as to say that I will fight to defend the hottness of her tight, toned abs against all naysery. Yes, I know that isn't a word but that's how strongly I feel about it.

I've got to start migrating to warmer climates in the winter to follow the hottness. I'd be kind of like a duck, only I would travel thousands of miles to ogle sexy ladies. Worth it.

Petra Benova Bikinis On Miami Beach

Slovakian beauty and sexy person Petra Benova looked stunning in a small bikini on Miami Beach. Sweet mother of toned abs she's in amazing shape. Petra is slender but very very VERY toned. Just look at the definition of her stomach or the cut of her hips above her private lady area. Breathtaking, y'all. She's got a pretty exemplary pair of knockers that look perky and perfect in her bikini top. But the real breaking news is what her booty looks like. Mostly out in the revealing bikini bottom, her pants hams are spectacular. There is nary a dimple or jiggle on that perfectly smooth booty. Just sublime butt muscles and smooth skin.

I don't know what they are doing in Slovakia to build such amazing women. Two of the hottest girls I personally know are Slovakian. Yes, that is anecdotal evidence, but we all must judge hottness through the lens of our own experience, right?

Stupid Crap On Coupon Sites: “Pump Worx Beginner’s Male-Enhancement Power Pump”

One time when I was thirteen I took a can of spray on hair dye from Halloween and sprayed it on my pubes. It burned. A lot. My grandmother then explained to me that I have to be very careful what you put on your "parts". These are words I've carried with me all these years later. Which is why I would be very apprehensive to buy the Pump Worx Beginner's Male-Enhancement Power Pump with Free C-Ring. For one thing, I don't want any item I can buy with a coupon to go messing with my penis. I'll pay full price for quality, thank you very much. I'm also intrigued by it calling itself a "beginner's" male enhancement pump. Is there such a a thing as an advanced or intermediate male enhancement pump? Can they make your thing look like different animals like a topiary bush? The product info states,

"Pump system helps men achieve higher-quality erections with its intense suction and medical-style pump; quick-release valve enhances safety."

I also didn't know there was such a thing as a "higher quality" erection. I figured you either had an erection or not. Personally, I've never cared about the "quality" of my erections. I don't even know what that means. I'm confused. Get it here.

Lauren Stoner In A White Bikini On Miami Beach

Model, reality star, and the chick that used to date Michael Bay, Lauren Stoner, was heating up the beaches in Miami in a tiny white bikini. Her luscious ta-tas were on almost full display for everyone's viewing pleasure. Lauren has a pretty spectacular pair of knockers. They are like two perfectly round orbs that are so big that other smaller boobs get caught in their gravitational pull and are forced to orbit them. That's science, son. But let me say that my favorite part of these pictures is her booty. The bottoms show off a great deal of her flawless booty cheeks. Her derriere is seriously perfect. It should be dipped in bronze and put up on a pedestal as the booty that all other booties should ass-pire to be like. See what I did there?

It's just not fair that Michael Bay gets to date women this hot. The last good movie he did was...umm...you know which one I'm talking about. The one where stuff blows up a lot.