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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Britney Spears Unveils New Collection ‘The Intimate Britney Spears’

Hall of fame hottie Britney Spears unveiled her new line of lingerie at New York's Fashion Week. The line is called "The Intimate Britney Spears" and from what I can tell from the models in the background, it looks pretty darn sexy. It's the kind of stuff your wife wears on your birthday. Though, alas, Britney was not modelling the lingerie herself, she was nice enough to wear a shirt that was open to her stomach. Brit Brit, as is sometimes the case, also forgot to wear a bra. The result is some killer cleavage and a little bit of front side boob. Britney is still one sexy little minx all these years later. I remember back in the day drooling over a very young Britney in the "Baby One More Time" video where she was a sexy school girl. Now, nearly 20 years later she is still causing boners wherever she goes.

That's why as far as sexy American women, Britney is one of the true legends. And, like I said before, she often doesn't wear a bra.

The Grim Reaper Is In Albuquerque

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Death comes to us all, it is inevitable. But usually it isn't literally death that comes to you, like a real Grim Reaper. That is unless you are in Albuquerque, NM. A "man" dressed like the Grim Reaper is hanging out in the San Jose del El Rosario Cemetery, sometimes with flowers, which is nice. He calls himself, wait for it, the Light Wanderer. Yup. When asked why he does it, he creepily replied,

"There is a place where sleepers sleep and dreamers dream and patiently await. There’s nothing to be afraid of except those who seek to cause harm, pain, destruction."

Sure. All I needed in my life was the Grim Reaper actually walking the Earth. I've been warning you guys for years that the end is nigh. Now that Death walks among us we can be sure that we are all doomed. Well, at least if you are in New Mexico.

Forget The Ice Bucket Challenge, Here is Japanese “Boob Aid”

The last month has been a series of people pouring buckets of ice water over their heads for charity. Certainly, they've raised a lot of money for ALS research. But the stunt itself is kind of, meh. Sure, it's unpleasant but so what? Personally, I'd like to do something that doesn't suck. Like, say, touch a porn star's boobs. Leave it to the Japanese to do something wonderfully perverse for charity. Stop! AIDS is an organization in Japan that raises awareness of HIV/AIDS. In exchange for a donation, horny fans get to squeeze their favorite porn star's boobies. The whole event was live streamed for all of the people who couldn't be there in person to feel up the ladies. The event ran for 24 hours and raised millions. Needless to say the ladies probably were pretty sore.

To see the pictures, which contain nudity, look here.

Jasmine V Sexy In A Pink Bikini Video Shoot

Sexy singer Jasmine V sizzled in a pink bikini during a video shoot for her latest song in Aruba. Jasmine's pert boobies looked amazing in the top which showed off some seriously glorious cleavage. Her silky legs were also on view and me likey. Now, I'm not one for tattoos but hers are kinda doin' it for me. She's got a large rose tatt running down the side of her torso and it is pretty darn sexy. Jasmine is also sporting my all time favorite sexy accessory: the belly button ring. I can' really articulate to you how hot I think a woman with a toned stomach and a pierced navel is. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe it's because that whole belly button piercing thing started back when I was in high school in the 90's and all the hot girls I had crushes on got them.

Whatever it is, I can't wait to see the finished product of this video. With a bikini that small how could it not be good?

Ashlee Simpson Sideboob In A Red Hot Swimsuit

The lovely Ashlee Simpson showed off her gorgeous plums in a sexy red swimsuit in Bali. Ashlee's suit is mostly not there at all. The sides and back are completely gone. This allows us a view of glorious sideboob, and oh what a sideboob it is! Unlike her older sister Jessica, Ashlee's ta'tas are more understated but no less sexy. I've always had more of a thing for Ashlee than Jessica. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because she seems a little more "girl next door" to me than her bombshell sister. That's why I'm glad Ashlee and her funbags have resurfaced of late after many years out of the spotlight. What I know for sure is that if she keeps wearing stuff like this crypto-Baywatch boobtacular bathing suit, she is going to be in the news a lot more.

Bali is really far away. She should try being scantily clad closer to home. American beach goers need sideboob too, ya know.

The Art Of Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a modern day renaissance woman. She's a singer, a dancer, pastie wearer, twerker, and now is a visual artist. At V Magazine's New York offices they will display some of Miley's...um...sculptures, I guess. The show is called "Dirty Hippie" because...why not? Essentially, Miley took a thing and then glued a bunch of other things to it. Take for example the five foot bong that she glued candies, toys, and air fresheners to. What is the point of it? It's ART, you heathen! What about the vibrator with a bunch of stuff stuck to it? Or the hat with stuff stuck to it? Basically, it's all a bunch of crap covered in crap. It's fitting seeing as the rest of her art is also crap. She's the Picasso of crap.

They say that art is subjective. What I may think is crap someone else might think is genius. I think that person is probably only Miley, but whatever. She has the right to do whatever she wants. The discussion I'm having with myself is whether or not I'm going to go to V's offices to see "Dirty Hippie"? Do I hate myself enough to subject myself to that? I don't know. Maybe if I don't take my meds. See more pictures here.

Irina Shayk Leggy Wearing Short Denim Shorts In NYC

Ah,  Irina Shayk. Is there a better pair of legs out there in the sexy leggasphere? Only Taylor Swift comes close to rivaling the sheer shapely hottness of Irina's stems. She showed off her perfect set in a pair of short shorts in the West Village in New York City. The last hot days of summer are winding down here in New York and soon the hotties will be storing their legs for winter. So, we must enjoy them while we can. As if Irina's legs aren't enough of a treat, she also exposed her tight tummy in a bare-midriff shirt. She's also got one of the best stomachs out there. If you disagree you are, quite simply, wrong. I will go so far as to say that I will fight to defend the hottness of her tight, toned abs against all naysery. Yes, I know that isn't a word but that's how strongly I feel about it.

I've got to start migrating to warmer climates in the winter to follow the hottness. I'd be kind of like a duck, only I would travel thousands of miles to ogle sexy ladies. Worth it.