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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Jennifer Lopez And Iggy Azalea Going Booty To Booty At The We Can Survive Concert

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea had a booty off onstage at the We Can Survive concert in LA. The veteran buttmaster Jennifer showed Iggy how the big girls shake their thing. Jen wore a short silver outfit that showed off plenty of that legendary butt. Iggy, who is no slouch in the booty department, was wearing a pair of short shorts and stockings. They made a splash a couple of months ago by shaking their rumps in a sweaty room for Iggy's aptly named Booty video. I watched that thing on a loop. Maybe it's the Latin man in me but I was transfixed by those bouncing gluts. The two of them should go on tour and call it Bootypalooza or something like that. I would shell out serious money to see that and I'm not really a fan of either of their musics.

I'm glad that Jen has taken Iggy on as her butt padawan. She has much to learn but maybe one day she will be as powerful as her bootymaster.

Kat Torres Sells Some Fancy Water In A Sexy Bikini

Brazilian hottie Kat Torres did a hot bikini shoot for 138 Water in Malibu. She wore a very revealing bikini that showed off her choice assets. I've said before that I don't know how they do it but Brazil produces some of the most beautiful women on the planet. Kat is definitely in that category. She's thin, tight, and gorgeous. Her funbags are just the right size for her body so she doesn't look ridiculous with some over-sized fakies. Instead, her boobies are of the perky-pert variety. But let's talk about her booty. It is a sight to behold and luckily the bikini shows off a lot of it. No one does butts like the Brazilians. Have you ever seen footage of their Carnivale? It's like heaven for a butt man. In the pics Kat also does a lot of high sidekicks which kind of give her a bit of camel toe. This is good...very good.

I don't know what marketing genius over at 138 Water came up with the idea of having hot women in bikinis hold their product but they deserve a promotion.

Iris Kavka Bikinis Like A Pro And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Iris Kavka is spectacularly sexy in these bikini pics. (Hollywood Tuna)

Drya Michelle shows off some cleave and discusses sex life. (TMZ)

Jamie Lynn Sigler has a spectacular pair of paisans, if you know what I mean. (Drunken Stepfather)

Daniela Lopez Osorio is raising my heart rate in these sportswear pics. (Popoholic)

Chrissy Teigen forgets to wear a shirt and it's good. (The Superficial)

Cara Delevinge grabs her boobies to save your nuts. (COED)

Lisa Ann shows off funbags and shows off new boyfriend. (Busted Coverage)

Camille Rowe Topless From Angels By Russell James

 

The lovely Camille Rowe took some sexy topless pics by Russell James for his Angels photo book. They are in black and white, so you know they are all tasteful and stuff. Camille is pretty seriously hot. Like, more than your usual naked model type person. She looks like no one you see in everyday life unless you are one of the lucky bastards that gets to hang out with models all the time. Her boobies are superlative. You can tell because one of the pics is an extreme closeup of her nipple. It's one of those slightly upturned pixie nips that look playful yet down for business. She's also got an incredibly pert and tight bottom. I'd like to smack that butt, however that is how you get put in jail. So, I will have to settle for giving it a sexy slap in my mind. Alas.

I like black and white nudes. It makes me feel like I'm less of just a horndog ogling chicks and more like I'm appreciating art or something.

Melissa Martinez Topless Photoshoot in Interviú Magazine

 

The sultry Melissa Martinez showed off her hot Latin chichis in a topless photoshoot for Interviu magazine. I was trying to think up an adjective to explain the awesomeness of Melissa's funbags and the only thing I can come up with is sublime. Her boobies are perfection personified. They are the kind of ta-tas you just want to curl up to and go to sleep. She should really make a concerted effort to never wear a shirt ever again. She needs to be like those Amazonian natives that always have their jubblies out like you might see on a National Geographic special. As if that weren't enough, she's also got herself an incredibly tight and curvy booty. This is a great thing to wake up to, my friends.

I plan on looking at these pictures throughout the day as a kind of pick-me-up. Think of Melissa's boobs as a Five Hour Energy but, you know, boobs.

Brad Pitt On “Between Two Ferns” Is Everything.

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I have a love hate relationship with Brad Pitt. On the one hand he's starred in some of my favorite movies like Fight Club, Inglorious Basterds, and 12 Monkeys but on the other he looks like such a smug chode. Part of this is no doubt due to him marrying a woman who is so full of herself that she'll break her neck to sniff her own ass. I can forgive him his early work in A River Runs Through It and other such nonsense but I can't reconcile my love of Tyler Durden with my utter disgust at his stupid face at awards shows. That's why I enjoyed Zach Galifianakis taking him down a few notches on Between Two Ferns. I know it's all a big joke but in my head I like to think that he felt a little bit of the sting that Zach was dishing.

Also this video has Louis CK and that's always good.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Calendar And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Kelly Brook's Calendar is 365 days of fap. (Celebslam)

Jennifer Lawrence looks leggy in a short black dress. (TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan is looking kinda hot in this covered topless Instagram pic. (Drunken Stepfather)

Katie Price is boobtacular at her new book launch. (Hollywood Tuna)

Stella Maxwell in a bikini is the reason to go on living. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian wears a see-through dress because that's what she does. (The Superficial)

Ireland Baldwin is 19 and here are some hot shots of her being hot. (COED)