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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Alessandra Ambrosio In A White Hot Bikini In Malibu

Brazilian girl of our dreams Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her goodies in a small white bikini in Malibu. She was on the beach with her family but was looking very much like a mother I would like to know in the Biblical sense, if you know what I mean. Her Brazil nuts were looking magnificent in the white top to the bikini. She's got a near perfect rack. The only thing that could make it better is if there were somehow four yum yums instead of two. You know, like in Total Recall, (the original not the crappy remake). She's incredibly well toned too. There is nary a jiggle to be found on Alessandra's body. Her booty also looks spectacular in her tiny bikini bottoms.

Then again, her booty would look good in anything. She could be wearing a pair of granny panties or double reinforced Spanx and still look hot as F.

Michelle Lewin In A Pink And Green Bikini

Ridiculously sexy Michelle Lewin rocked a pink and green bikini in Miami Beach and the result is amazing. She's got herself a breathtaking pair of ta-tas. The bikini top can barely keep them from flopping out and breaking the camera taking the picture. I'm not sure what size cup she uses. A Q cup maybe? Whatever it is it isn't a standard size. But it's not just her bustiness that makes Michelle a sight to behold. She's also got a classic bubble butt that looks incredible in her bottoms. She's also got an absurd six-pack abdomen. You could bounce a quarter off of those abs. She's in really good shape which is partly why she gets as much work as she does. Not every model is that cut.

One of my favorite things about Michelle is her freckles. She's got a freckly chest and back that kind of does it for me. Maybe it's because my earliest sexy encounters were with ladies with freckles or maybe it's just kind of naughty, like a sexy Pippi Longstocking.

Maria Popova Topless Black And White Shoot For Treats Magazine

 

Incredibly sexy model Maria Popova did a naked black and white photo shoot on a rock for Treats Magazine. Maria is completely naked in these pics and you can see all of her goodies. Firstly, her funbags are amazing. They are perfectly shaped and perky as heck. It looks like it was cold on that rock because she is nipping something serious. She's also got an extraordinary booty. It's one of those perfect heart shaped butts that you rarely see in the wild. You even get a glimpse of the top of her lady mons.

I do love naked pictures in black and white. Maybe it's because I'm pretentious and like old foreign black and white movies. Or perhaps the medium just shows off the female form better than in color. Really, I'll take nudity anyway I can get it, black and white, color, sepia, whatever.

Alan Rickman Stars In A Frightening Fairy Tale Short

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I love Alan Rickman. His turns in Die Hard, Galaxy Quest, Harry Potter, etc. are legendary. Even when the movie isn't any good, like Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, he's always amazing. I wish Alan and I could hang out and terrorize a bar by singing showtunes and stuff. I don't know that he loves showtunes, I just have a feeling. I'm also a fan of fairy tales, not the Disneyfied versions, but the original dark works of folklore. They are creepy, weird, and often full of extreme violence. What if you can combine the two things into a short called Dust directed by Ben Ockrent and Jake Russell. It tells the tale of Alan Rickman stalking a little girl and her mother. Then while the mother is in the bath and the little girl is sleeping he...well...I won't give away the surprise.

It's creepy!

Laura Cremaschi Steps Out In A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi hung out in a sexy swimsuit on Miami Beach. The swimsuit is fruit flavored, or at any rate it's got fruit on them. But the most important of which is the pair of melons that she's got in the front. There is some spectacular cleave in these pictures. Laura has an extraordinary pair of gazungas. Yes, I used the word gazungas which is usually reserved only for old pervy uncles. That's how amazing her boobs are. Laura also has some great long legs. The kind of legs that go on for miles, as no one since 1945 has said. All day I've been posting stories about sexy ladies on the beach in Miami. You never see international supermodels on the beaches around New York City where I live. Sure, the beaches here are sometimes dirty and swimming isn't advisable, but still. The beach part is fine and there only rarely is any industrial waste.

What I'm saying is that it is time that New York City clean up their beaches so the hot women will come here instead of going to Florida all the time.

Erin Heatherton Sexy Photoshoot For Ocean Drive Magazine

Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that's got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She's got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She's got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That's because women like Erin aren't born.

They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It's mathematically impossible.

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Curves on Miami Beach

The lovely Claudia Romani displayed her patented hotness in a white bikini on Miami Beach. Claudia has a pretty spectacular set of jugs that look incredible in this top. There is some serious cleavage action going on, y'all. Her boobs are like two cantaloupes. Two sexy sexy cantaloupes. Since the suit is white when it gets wet it becomes semi-transparent and you can kinda see the outline of her lady bits in the bottom. This is a good thing. My favorite part of these pics are how amazing her booty looks in the bottoms. She's got quite a spectacular caboose. I would like a bronze sculpture of Claudia's derriere on my coffee table. It would be a great conversation starter. "Hey, look at my bust of Claudia Romani's ass." People would think I'm awesome.

Oh, Claudia. Your body makes me very happy.