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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Fun And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Jennifer Lopez is still one of the hottest women on the planet. (Huffington Post)

Rita Ora and her funbags are on the cover of Cosmo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Nicola McLean's boobies are magic, like unicorns but better because they are ta-tas. (Hollywood Tuna)

I don't like her movies, but I do like Katherine Heigl's cleav. (Popoholic)

Playboy's Amanda Paige is hotter than your girlfriend. (COED)

Kevin Smith looks weird. (TMZ)

Lieschen Botes has an unpronounceable name but a very nice rack. (Celebslam)

GWAR Sings The Pet Shop Boys

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It is a fact that GWAR is the greatest band to ever come from outer space with a vagina monster in their show. In the past year we were all saddened by the untimely death of their leader Oderus Urungus. But the show must go on and GWAR has a new singer in Blóthar.  Oderus' platform skull boots are hard shoes to fill but if this video is any sign it looks like we can look at many more years of being doused with fake sperm. In this video, the group sings the Pet Shop Boys classic "West End Girls" because...why not? They then transition into the Jim Carroll’s classic “People Who Died" in which they change the lyrics to mention Oderus and Dimebag Darryl from Pan-effing-Tera. I've...I've got something in my eye...

Colleen Shannon Wears A Short Skirt Out In West Hollywood

DJ Colleen Shannon was looking her usual sexy self in a short skirt while eating with friends at the Aroma Cafe in West Hollywood. Colleen has a dynamite pair of legs, which lucky for us, she is always showing off. They are long and lean and oh so satisfying. As if that wasn't enough, she also gave us all a peek at her cleav in the low cut top. Colleen has got herself a pretty intense rack. Just refer to any number of times we've covered her on the site in a bikini. Her funbags are glorious. They make me want to praise the god of boobage with song and wine or whatever. Colleen's shirt is a crop top so we also got a peek at her bare mid-riff. Is there anything sexier than a girl with a nice flat stomach?

I don't really like all that techno music stuff but I'd happily go to an all night rave if I got to gawk at Colleen. Raves are still a thing, right?

Sadie Robertson Shows Off Her Legs In Black Shorts

Hottie and Duck Dynasty star Sadie Robertson showed off her lovely legs in a pair of black short shorts during Dancing With The Stars practice. Sadie has that whole girl next door thing down pat. She's the girl you see everyday that you fantasize about while you are going to sleep at night. All I can say is that all that dancing is making her legs look amazing. You can't beat a dancer for good legs. Sadie's probably already got pretty strong legs from hiking around the swamp looking for ducks to kill or whatever. It's amazing to me that a group of guys that look like ZZ Top rejects produced Sadie. I guess genetics aren't everything.

I might actually watch that Dancing With The Stars show now to watch her strut around in provocative outfits. Plus I hear Tommy Chong is on there.

Rihanna Butt Nekkid And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Rihanna and other pop divas had quite a summer of flashing body parts (Idolator)

Genevieve Morton has the body of a girl goddess (Hollywood Tuna)

Ronda Kamihira is Bruce Jenner's new squeeze and kind of hot actually (TMZ)

Hilary Duff is one big bosomed fairy for Halloween (HuffPo)

Xenia Deli wears lingerie like it's everybody's business (DrunkenStepfather)

Kristen Stewart has boobs and ass, who knew! (Popoholic)

Charlotte McKinney and her blonde racktastic barely in a bikini (TheSuperficial)

Do you want to see the Playboy Halloween Party pics? Yeah you do (COED)

Sexy Ebola Nurse Costume?

The outbreak of the Ebola virus has devastated large swaths of West Africa. Over 4000 people have died. Now the disease has reached our shores, though the possibility of it spreading to the general population is very remote it is still pretty scary. All of this coincided with the coming of Halloween. It was inevitable that there would be Ebola doctor hazmat suits as Halloween costumes. But a sexy Ebola nurse? Why yes! After all, we know that women must be "sexy ___" and not just "___". Forget for a second that since large sections of the costume are missing that they would be poor protection against the virus. But I guess that's not the point is it. Some would say that this is in bad taste. Those people would be right.

I've come to believe that Halloween, which used to be my favorite holiday, now brings out the worst in us as a species. I hope anyone that wears this doesn't think it will protect against anything.

Darth Vader Runs For Office In The Ukraine

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

The Ukraine has been in the news a lot in the past year over separatist movements and the Russians menacing the borders. It's no surprise seeing as the Ukraine has been politically unstable for years. Luckily, one cyborg has risen to rule the Ukraine with a black leather clad robotic fist. Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, ran for public office in the Ukraine. Vader showed up with stormtroopers and blared the Imperial March from a large truck. But, as a sign of the political corruption of the state and voting system, he was not allowed to vote when he showed up at the polling station. They told him that he had to remove his mask but we all know that taking off his helmet would kill him. Who is some schmuck at a polling station to ask Lord Vader to remove his mask?

He did not win a seat in parliament. I can't understand why. I would vote for Darth Vader. It can't be any worse than the chuckleheads they have as politicians in the Ukraine.