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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play Topless Twister for Nuts April 2014

 

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we've all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother's basement rec room. Holly Peers' flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey's sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.

But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been...

India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhian Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It's like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it's tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you'd prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it's a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rhian Sugden

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Erin Andrews Is All Cleavage While Playing Volleyball in LA

Sportscaster Erin Andrews played some sports of her own in a cleavetastic game of beach volleyball. The sexy journalist wore a low cut top that showed off her volleyballs with every serve and spike. Erin's ladies are a well loved staple of the sports world. Maybe it's because most sportscasters look like John Madden. Her champions look amazing and glistening with sweat in these pictures. I don't often use the word glistening, but that's what they are doing. I'm not sure who invented the game of beach volleyball but they deserve some kind of Nobel prize. It takes a fairly boring game when played indoors and makes it awesome by putting it on a beach and making people wear bikinis and sports clothes to play it. It's so hot they even made it an Olympic event.

I love Erin Andrews. I'm not even that in to sports and I watch the post-game show just to see her. I hope she gets into an intramural beach volleyball team this summer.

Elizabeth Olsen Is Smoking In Flaunt Magazine

Elizabeth Olsen is on fire in a glossy spread for Flaunt magazine. The scion of the Olsen clan of super hot people looks amazing in this series of high fashion pics. Though she definitely inherited her older sisters' body, I think she has a lovelier face. Her big blue eyes and pouty mouth are certainly among her best features. But it's that glorious bust that brings us back for more. A couple of the pictures have her showing plenty of glorious cleavage for our amusement. Her funbags are another aspect in which I think she surpasses her lovely sisters Michelle Tanner...er...Mary-Kate and Ashley. Not that the two of them are not spectacular beauties themselves. Lord knows I often wish Full House had gone on another ten years so I could have watched them grow up into the hotties they are today every Friday on TGIF.

But Elizabeth is breaking free of the shadow of her famous sisters to claim her own personal claim to hotness. Luckily, we don't have to just pick one.

Heidi Klum Goes Topless Again in Mexico

 

Legendary supermodel Heidi Klum decided to go topless in Mexico for the second day in a row. I told you yesterday about the Germanic beauty letting it all hang out while on vacation with her boyfriend Vito Schnabel. Well, she didn't let the press commenting on it deter her one bit from unleashing her flesh puppies again. Heidi seems totally at ease just hanging out with her breasteses flopping around in full view of all of her fellow beach goers. You have to respect that kind of self confidence. Then again I would probably feel that comfortable with my body if I had been acclaimed as one of the most beautiful people of the last twenty years. The best I ever got was a, "You look alright" from my mom when I went to the prom.

Hopefully Heidi will extend her vacation so we'll get a few more days of topless Mexican fun. Rest assured, if her naked chesticles hit the air we'll report back to you.

Rachel Bilson Bikinis Poolside In Cancun

Actress and sexy person Rachel Bilson took a break from her busy schedule to lounge poolside in a tiny bikini. Rachel was in Cancun on vacation when these pics were snapped. Her bikini leaves little to the imagination, which is good because my imagination isn't that great anyway. Her luscious lady mounds are just barely covered by a thin strip of cloth. What's also nice is that her bikini bottoms show us just the right amount of cheek on both sides without resorting to full on butt flossing. Her booty is like a pint of ice cream, firm and fully packed but creamy and silky smooth. Seeing Rachel must have been a welcome surprise for all of the cheapskates vacationing in Cancun at the discount off-season rate. That's getting your money's worth.

Rachel is a beautiful girl and she almost made that Jumper movie with Hayden Christensen worth watching. Almost.

Maitland Ward in a Sheer Black Dress at ‘A Haunted House 2′ Premiere

Actress Maitland Ward wore an outfit that was anything but scary to the A Haunted House 2 premiere in LA. The dress was completely see through except for a thin strip of black fabric that covered her nips and lady bits just barely. You could still see full cleavage and the lower part of her amazing breasts. She also took the liberty of not wearing underwear. You know this because you can clearly see the cut of her panty area through the sheer dress. Did I mention it was also really short? I've seen examining gowns at gynecologist offices that were longer than this dress. You can see all of her silky legs going right to her no-no spot. Basically, she is as close to being naked as she can be without getting arrested.

I wasn't planning on seeing this movie but if supporting the Wayans brothers means more displays like this than it is definitely worth the price of admission.