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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com, Tuvez.com, Egotastic.com, and WWTDD.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife and two cats.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wears Lacy Lingerie

The lovely English flower Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is showing off the crown jewels in these racy lingerie pics. Rosie has been blowing up in the professional hot person scene and it’s easy to see why. Namely, the fact that she is effing gorgeous. She’s got a nice firm rack on her that I would personally like to spend some time with. She can sure fill up a bra, that’s for sure. She’s also got a dynamite thumper, which unfortunately we don’t get to see in these pictures. But take some time after you look at these pics and take a browse through many of the other posts we’ve done on Rosie. You won’t regret it.

She’s also hot because she speaks with a British accent which is hella sexy. Why should the girls be the only ones to find an English drawl hot?

Photo Credit: Marks & Spencer “Autograph”

“Whiplash” Starring Animal

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One of the sleeper hits of last year was the jazz drumming teacher and pupil tale of Whiplash. The great JK Simmons won the Oscar for his portrayal of the dictatorial drum teacher. I thought jazz was all about, like, being cool, man? Apparently not. It’s about screaming and being belittled I guess. The problem is that JK Simmons just didn’t have a student that was worthy of his talent. Luckily, the people at Huffington Post UK decided to bring one of the greatest drummers of all time to Simmons: Animal from the Muppets. Part Keith Moon, part Ringo Starr, and all badass, Animal has been rocking your balls off for forty years.

I’d pay to see a movie with JK Simmons and Animal going at it musically. That would have swept the Oscars.

Bianca Santos Is Steamy In Maxim And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Bianca Santos sexes it up in the pages of Maxim. (Popoholic)

Boobs are great but when are they better? When they bounce. (The Chive)

Salma Hayek does her O face for an ad. (WWTDD)

Kim Kardashian shows off her thong because why not? (TMZ)

Demi Lovato shares her tanning bikini body with us. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lindsay Hanock is topless for your ogling pleasure. (Hollywood Tuna)

Margot Robbie sure knows how to properly be sexy on Instagram. (COED)

Gigi Hadid See Through Dress En Fuego In Vogue

Continuing with our theme of see-through clothing on hot chicks, here is Gigi Hadid wearing a see-through dress for Vogue Spain. Gigi is one of the current “it” girls and it’s easy to see why. She’s eight shades of friggin’ sexy. She’s got a perfect pair of boobs. If Goldilocks were a horny lesbian instead of a sneaky porridge thief, Gigi’s boobs would be the ones she would pick because they’re not too small or too big but just right. They have a high, what I like to call, motorboatability. In other words, do I feel the irresistible urge to put my face in between them and vigorously motorboat them? The answer is a decided yes to that.

Gigi has also got a dynamite pair of legs. Oh, that Santa Claus brings me one thing I ask for this year and brings me Gigi to wrap her legs around me. I would give her the best three minutes of her life.

Photo Credit: Vogue Spain


Maitland Ward Wears A See Through Bodysuit For A Photoshoot

Ah, Maitland Ward. There are so many things about you that I love. Your red hair, your lust for life, but mainly I love the fact that you don’t like wearing clothes. Like, at all. In these pics Maitland is wearing a completely clear bodysuit and, were it not for her strategically placed hands, you could see her in all her nekkid glory. Maitland has an extraordinary pair of funbags. They are of the big and natural variety which just so happens to be my favorite. She’s also got an impressive booty that I personally would find irresistible. I would, before I die, like to give it a good-hearted smack. Not hard, just hard enough.

There is a long standing debate as for the difference between a ginger and a redhead. Maitland is a redhead. Basically the difference is a redhead is someone you want to eff. A ginger is someone you want to do your taxes.

Photo Credit: Splash

Luiza Pereira In Her See Through Panties

Naughty girl Luiza Pereira was having a a relaxing day at home in a pair of see-through panties in this wonderfully candid photoshoot. Now, when I say her panties are see-through I don’t mean that they are kinda clear. You can see her entire lady mons as clear as day. Is there anything sexier on God’s green Earth than the site of a woman’s undercarriage? I think not. The only thing that might rival it are the pics that show a bit of sideboob. Luiza has a nice plump pair of ta-tas and it is unfortunate that we’re not seeing more of them in these pictures.

But I guess we shouldn’t be greedy to always see everything. Something left to the imagination is good. I mean, when it’s not left to the imagination is better but you make due with what you have.

Photo Credit: Marina Abadjieff For C-Heads Magazine

The Disturbing Rise In “Hillbilly Porn”

There is a rising trend in pornography: hillbilly porn. Instead of the usual bevy of coked out blonds with fake boobies from California, these fine films feature rednecks from the South and Appalachia. It’s no wonder with the popularity of shows like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Swamp People celebrating the inbred and ignorant. According to Gamelink, the niche market for movies with toofless white trash going at it started selling in quadruple numbers about two years ago. While I can’t say that I understand the appeal of watching homunculus troglodyte Wal-Mart denizens bumping uglies, I do comprehend the trend. Still, I can’t help but think that we as country can do better.

Pornography is a multi-billion dollar industry that provides fap material for millions of happy customers. The industry has always been visionary in its adoption of new technologies from film to Blu-Ray 3D. Porn filmmakers have always had their fingers on the…ahem…pulse on what’s going on in the culture. The U.S. seems to be going through a period where we put down education and hygiene in support of the unwashed ignorance of rural America. I think we should strive for pornography that elevates us as a people. Where are all those classic pornos that take place in schools or hospitals with naughty teachers and doctors? Now it’s all set in trailer parks and Arby’s parking lots. If, as young men, we grow up watching porn that at least displays people who can kind of complete sentences, won’t we be better off?