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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com , Tuvez.com , Egotastic.com , and Directorslive.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife Marybec and two cats.

Ronda Rousey Covered Topless And Other Fine Things To Ogle

MMA hottie Ronda Rosey poses topless for Buffalo Jeans. (COED)

Aubrey O'Day has one seriously fantastic booty. (TMZ)

Lauren Conrad sticks some shells on her funbags and calls it a costume. (Huffington Post)

Laura Stone lets her jubblies out fro Juergen Teller. (Drunken Stepfather)

Make no mistake, Courtney Cox still has an amazing rack. (Hollywood Tuna)

Elsa Hosk sure knows how to fill out a bra. (Popoholic)

Say what you want about Jenny McCarthy, she's got boobs that don't quit. (The Superficial)

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavy In Orange In Beverly Hills

Hottie Nicole Scherzinger decided to let the girls out for some air in an orange dress in Beverly Hills. It looks like Nicole is on her way to some kind of business meeting. It's important in a negotiation to throw off your opponent. I challenge anyone of any sexual orientation to concentrate when looking at that deep cleav. Nicole obviously knows what she's doing. In my humble opinion, Nicole has some of the best knockers in the biz. I consider myself a bit of an expert on these matters since it's literally my job to talk about boobs all day. They are big and beautiful and don't appear to be subject to the laws of gravity. The dress also displayed her lovely long legs. I've been a fan of those as well since back in the day when she strutted around in her underwear with the Pussycat Dolls.

Those were the days. Back when women performers didn't put on airs and just went ahead and wore sexy bustiers on stage.

Claudia Romani’s Booty Cheeks Peek Out Under a Sexy Referee Costume

The ever sexy Claudia Romani looked particularly hot in a referee costume in a park in Miami. Something tells me that this outfit isn't regulation for refs. For one thing, there is a plunging neckline that shows off Claudia's amazing funbags. They are seriously a sight to behold. I'm sure they would be a huge distraction if she were really calling a game. But the real action takes place south of the border as she forgot to wear pants. Claudia's booty cheeks peek out from the bottom of the outfit. This is a very good thing. Claudia has a pretty incredible butt. It's nice and round but firm. We can't clearly see what's happening in the front but I bet you there is a nice view of her lady parts area.

Halloween is truly a magical time of year. It's the one day in which women can dress half naked with impunity and no one says anything.

Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Vibrating Panties With Wireless Remote Control

You know when you come home late from work after a long hard day and you just want to relax at home. You slip out of your work clothes and slip on a pair of vibrating panties. Then you power up the remote control, because manually operating underwear is for suckers, and you turn it to 11. No? You don't know what that's like? Well, then obviously you don't own a pair of Vibrating Panties with Wireless Remote Control. Lucky for you they are available here on Groupon. The product description says,

"Low-rise thong’s hidden, whisper-quiet micro bullet discreetly stimulates wearers with 20 pulsation patterns, such as flutter and throb."

My question is whether or not you need 20 different pulsation patterns. Who has time to go through that many permutations of vibration to find one you like? I also think it's a bad idea to have this underwear on and leave the remote laying around. Then your roommate comes home and goes to turn on Glee or whatever and ZAP right to the crotch. Think people.

Jordana Brewster Looking Hot In Cosmo And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Jordana Brewster is gettin' my pressure up in Cosmo. (Popoholic)

Summer Glau fills my pants with serenity. (TMZ)

I'm so glad we can all revel in Britney Spear's ta-tas again. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alyssa Barbara in tiny lingerie? Yes, please and thank you. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth Paltrow is nippin in that dress something serious. (The Superficial)

WWE Divas pose in skimpy Halloween costumes. (COED)

Terran Hilows shows off her basketballs in these swimsuit pics. (Busted Coverage)

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In A Slinky Black Dress

Ah, Alessandra Ambrosio. Does your hotness know no bounds? Every day that pics of Alessandra comes across my desk is just a little bit better. Alessandra wore a short black dress with see-through panels. It's really short so you get a good view of those incredible legs. Among the legs of the world Alessandra's stems stand , (tee hee), above the rest. I wonder if she just wakes up in the morning, has some birdies help her dress, and just automatically looks that sexy or does it take work? No girl I know looks great right out of bed. They have to spend at least an hour getting ready and they are in no way even close to looking like Alessandra. Some people just win at life.

All I want for Chanukah is Alessandra under my menorah. That and some chocolate gelt.

Australia’s Next Top Model Beach Bikini Photoshoot in Sydney

The contestants of this season's Australia's Next Top Model were spotted in a photoshoot for the show on a beach down under. The girls all wore simple black bikinis that best showed off their assets. The ladies are for the most part of the super skinny model variety. But their funbags came in various different sizes and shapes. Much like a precious snowflake, no two boobies are created alike. That's why it can sometimes be hard to judge them side by side. What I do know is that Australia is a place I want to visit. Not so much for the kangaroos and whatnot as the fact that they produce some truly hot women. Seriously, they are an attractive people. Well, at least the girls are.

I wonder if there is a way I can watch this show? Is there an Australia channel? It would probably play this show and Crocodile Dundee on a loop.