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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com, Tuvez.com, Egotastic.com, and WWTDD.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife and two cats.

Batman Hotel Room Rents By The Hour


It is a fact that Batman is the greatest superhero of all time. Who hasn’t fantasized about donning the cowl and going out into the night to beat up criminals and use all those amazing gadgets? I know I have. I mean, I’m not saying that Bruce Wayne had it easy what with the whole his parents being murdered thing…but he is a billionaire. Let’s just say that people who work for a living don’t have time to create an alter-ego and create secret lairs. But you can pretend that you are Bruce Wayne if you go to the Eden Motel in Taiwan. The Batman room is available for the night or by the hour in case you just want to impress your girl with a Batman room but are on a budget. You better get your business done in that time or else they send in the Joker to spray your with a fire extinguisher.

The truth is that I wonder how many women would be impressed with this kind of thing. It seems like something a dude would be all about. So, maybe it’s best for dorky couples with disposable income.

Elsa Hosk Lingerie Goodness And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Elsa Hosk wears see-through lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. (Drunken Stepfather)

Relive your 90′s private schoolgirl fantasies with these pics of hot chicks in thigh high socks. (The Chive)

Elle Evans is an expert at turning me on via Instagram. (TMZ)

Cameron Diaz is wonderfully cleavtacular in Cosmo. (Huffington Post)

Anais Zanotti wears a bikini just for you. (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez in thigh high leather boots? Don’t mind if I do. (Popoholic)

Khloe Kardashian‘s abs are out of control. (The Superficial)

Sextastic Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie In New Yamamay Videos

When I first saw these pics of Emily Ratajkowsi in frilly sexy Yamamay lingerie, I had to slap myself across the face to snap out of the boob trance they put me in. I have loved those yum yums since I first saw them bouncing to the tune of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. Her ta-tas are truly perfect in the true sense of the word in which nothing can be done to improve upon them. That’s philosophy, y’all. Boob philosophy. I have to say that my favorite pic is the one where she has a frilly see-through unitard looking piece of lingerie. It gets my blood pumping to certain areas, if you catch my meaning. But then again, Emily has that effect on me.

She’ll be the death of me. That and all the greasy food I eat are a lethal combo on my heart.

Photo Credit: Yamamay

Claudia Romani Booty In Tiny Polka Dot Thong Bikini

Oh, Claudia Romani, will I ever tire of looking at you in a tiny bikini? No. The answer is no. It’s easy to see why. Claudia is one of the hottest models out there right now. Besides her pretty face she’s also in amazing shape. Just look at those abs for the love of Pete! But it is her ginormous ta-tas that I like. They are big and round and oh so perky. If Claudia were to do jumping jacks, I’m pretty sure her boobage would bounce like one of those high bounce balls you would get out of a gumball machine as a kid. But let’s not forget Claudia’s thumper, which is a true thing of beauty. What I like most about Claudia is that she has nice wide hips and an ample butt. No stick figure body for her, no sir.

Claudia lives in a world where hot chicks wear bikinis year round. It’s a magical place where boobs and butts are free to roam. I think it’s called Miami.

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Guy Tests The Mentos/Coke Experiment

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When I was in high school, a science teacher got bored and decided to show us what happens when you combine Mentos, (the freshmaker), and Diet Coke. It causes a mini-explosion of soda that made a huge mess of the school lawn. It has something to do with the carbon dioxide reacting to something or other in the Mentos, (the freshmaker). So, it’s of no surprise that an idiot genius covered himself in Mentos, (the freshmaker), and dunked himself into a bathtub full of Coke Zero. Naturally, the result is explosive. This kind of antics are fodder for the YouTube lovers that enjoy people doing stupid things. People like you and me. Admit it, there is a part of you that wants to do this.

The problem with me doing it isn’t a question of will. It’s more of a matter of cleaning the bathroom afterwards. And my wife would seriously murder me.

Cindy Crawford Is Still Hot And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Don’t believe the hype, Cindy Crawford is still effing sexy. (TMZ)

Start your week off right with some huge boobage. (The Chive)

Demi Lovato‘s thigh gap is a beautiful thing. (WWTDD)

Kendall Jenner is practically spilling out of her bikini. (Huffington Post)

Lady Gaga‘s ta-tas flop free. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alessia Tedechi‘s beach booty is amazing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele wears a LOW cut top and has magnificent cleav. (Popoholic)

Nicole Murphy Sextastic Curves In A Tiny Bikini

The lovely Nicole Murphy hit the beach in a tiny bikini that really showed off why Eddie Murphy married her back in the day. Namely, that she’s seriously hot. Not just hot for a woman in her forties, just hot period. Yes, she is the classic MILF but it is easy to see why. She’s in incredible shape. Just look at her stomach. There are a lot of 19 year olds that wish they had that stomach. And as far as her ta-tas go, gravity has yet to ruin the party. She’s also got a nice shapely butt and thigh combo which gets my pressure up. As the philosopher Sir-Mix-A-Lot once said, “My anaconda don’t want known unless she’s got buns, hun.”

Words to live by. How could Eddie have let this sexy lady slip through his fingers? I just don’t understand Eddie Murphy anymore. He used to be magnificent.

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