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Jack Tomas is a writer, filmmaker, and editor working in New York. He's originally from Houston, TX where he earned a BA in Theater and Communication from The University of St. Thomas. Later, he received an MA in Media Studies at The New School. Jack has worked several years as a professional filmmaker and his films have appeared in several film festivals including the Cannes Film Festival, The LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and The New York Independent Film Festival. He has also worked as a professional blogger since 2009 writing for Guanabee.com, Tuvez.com, Egotastic.com, and WWTDD.com . He lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn with his wife and two cats.

Sizzler Is The Choice Of America

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If you are like me you grew up in the suburbs of America and your dining options were limited. It was pretty much big chain restaurants. But there was definitely a hierarchy to the chain restaurants. There were the ones you might go to on a regular night like Chili’s, one you would go on a date like the Olive Garden, and then the type of place you went on a special occasion. The Sizzler was just such a place. It was a buffet and a steakhouse in one! I used to get the surf and turf platter with a steak and crab legs because I’m klassy. Sure, later in life I tried better steaks and realized that the Sizzler isn’t all it is cracked up to be. But still, call it nostalgia but I have a special place in my heart for places like the Sizzler.

This promotional video from 1991 is amazing. It equates the many choices available to you at the Sizzler with the freedom of choice we have as Americans. It is overwrought and almost five minutes of choirs singing about the Sizzler and America. In other words, it’s amazing.

The Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Show And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Vanessa Hudgens shows off her cleavage and some sideboob backstage at The View. (Drunken Stepfather)

And speaking of cleavage here are several examples. (The Chive)

Miley Cyrus and the Willis sisters protest having to hide their nips. (WWTDD)

Selena Gomez is pretty in a pink bikini in Mexico. (TMZ)

Laverne Cox and Jordana Brewster bare it all for Allure magazine. (Huffington Post)

Miranda Kerr wears some tight jeans. I mean TIGHT. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lopez invites you to behold her booty. (Popoholic)

Kelly Gale Bikinis For Calzedonia Swimwear

Swedish hottie Kelly Gale showed off her dynamite body for Calzedonia Swimwear and good Lord is it sexy. Kelly has a tremendous pair of funbags that are spilling out all over the bikini tops. There is plenty of cleavage and sideboob to go around. Kelly is in ridiculous shape. Just look at the muscle definition of her abdomen in the picture where she’s sporting a blue bikini. Glorious. But it’s not just her boobage and stomach that are works of art. Her booty is spectacular. I would personally like to give that thing a squeeze. But one must resist those urges. That’s how fools get arrested. My favorite is the orangey looking bikini because it shows off the most top boob. I am a big fan of top boob. If I could host my own TV show it would be called Top Boob and just be pictures and video of hot women’s top boob.

Consider this a pitch. I’m pretty sure that it could work. Both men and women enjoy a good pair of boobs. That is a fact of science, my friends.

Photo Credit: Calzedonia Beachwear

Nicole Trunfio Wears A Tiny Bikini On Bondi Beach

Aussie model Nicole Trunfio was sporting a teeny tiny bikini on Bondi beach in Australia. Nicole has a solid rack that could barely be contained within the meager fabric of the bikini top. The resulting cleav and sideboob are a thing of beauty. Nicole has the kind of ta-tas that you could motorboat till dawn and then take out for a big waffle breakfast. As if this feast of boobage wasn’t enough, there is also how incredible her booty looked in the string bikini bottom. She’s got a nice shapely thumper that is round without being too big for her frame. She’s in really good shape. Just look at the cut of the top of her crotchecological area as it disappears into her bikini bottom. This is an underrated part of the female anatomy.

Well, I appreciate it. There are few parts of the female anatomy that I don’t find sexy when done right.

Photo Credit: Splash

Stephen Hawking Sings Monty Python’s “Galaxy Song”

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Everyone has their favorite Monty Python movie. By everyone I mean huge dorks like me that worshiped the kings of weirdo 70′s British comedy. Many cite Holy Grail or Life of Brian and while those are both fine films, I have to go with The Meaning of Life for my favorite. Sure, it doesn’t have as solidly laid out a narrative as the other two and is more of a series of vignettes all having to do with life and how we puny humans try to make sense of it all. And a really fat guy eats a lot. The film ends with one of the most profound statements about mankind’s puny insignificance, “The Galaxy Song”, which puts everything in perspective. We aren’t even big enough to be a speck in the great scheme of things.

So, it makes sense that the Pythons would team up with the greatest living cosmologist to “sing” the song. Here is Stephen Hawking telling the tale of the universe.

A Celebration of Hump Day And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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The Chive celebrates Hump Day exactly as you might think (The Chive)

UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste has got a mind-blowing booty. (TMZ)

Katy Perry wears a see-through shirt and shows off her perfect funbags. (WWTDD)

I would like to be the meat in a sandwich between Gillian Anderson and her daughter Piper. (Huffington Post)

Charlize Theron shows off her legs in Esquire. (Drunken Stepfather)

Aussie hottie Shanina Shaik in lingerie is a very good thing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Chrissy Teigen and her boobs go for a walk. (Popoholic)

Claudia Romani Celebrates Her Birthday In A Thong

Italian hottie Claudia Romani is one of our favorites here at Egotastic and it’s easy to see why. She celebrated her birthday the way she celebrates every day: by being scantily clad. She wore a tiny white thong bikini that showed off her goodies. Her boobage is the first thing we notice because, you know, you can see it from space. Her melones are molto delicioso. I think I just mixed Spanish with Italian but that’s how excited this woman makes me. Then she turns around and bends over and mama mia, what a thumper! One of the many things I like about Claudia is how curvy she is. She’s definitely got a nice round butt and what my grandmother would call “baby making hips” but she’s still thin.

Claudia may be the perfect woman, no joke. I would put her body in a Pepsi challenge and she’d win against pretty much everyone.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI