Egotastic
Ah, Salwa Amin, 'star' of MTV's social experiment in civilization-ending, Buckwild, has been arrested yet again for her connection to a drug raid last month. According to TMZ, Amin was brought back in cuffs again thanks to a 'bench warrant, which was issued after she allegedly blew off a court date stemming from the first arrest.' That first arrest we told you about felt like one of those 'very special episodes' of a 1991-version of Buckwild, in which Amin and one of her friends were busted in a raid for trying to move some oxycodone and heroin with intent to sell. Unfortunately, unlike the show she 'stars' in, this was not made up by a team of story producers.
I'm also going to assume that since she's being held without bail, her hearing, trial, conviction and subsequent time in the slammer will be a much anticipated MTV 'reality' series this fall, Shiv.
We Go Apesh!t that Judy Greer Will Hide Her Face in ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’
Judy Greer is one of those actresses that flies under the radar, but guys with sharp eyes always make sure to zero in on her when she's on screen in order to file images away to be used for far more nefarious purposes later. So that's why I was stoked hear courtesy of Vulture that she was cast as the female lead in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Matt Reeves follow-up to Rupert Wyatt's Rise of the Planet of the Apes. (Hey, guys...isn't dawn basically the exact same thing as rise? Just sayin').
But unfortunately, she won't actually be in the movie. She'll be mo-capping the character of Cornelia, a primate and potential love interest for Caesar. The film, which already boasts an impressive cast of Jason Clarke and Gary Oldman, will be pulling an Avatar with Greer and hiding her under digital fur and monkey fists.
I'm getting a little tired of all these beautiful actresses thinking that donning prosthetics or digitally manipulating their appearance is okay. It's not okay. It's not. Okay? As you'll see in our gallery, Judy Greer is just one of many Hollywood actresses to break into my spank bank and steal back all the memories I've stored of them by altering their appearance for a film.