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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Because, Metal: Metal In Inappropriate Places (VIDEO)

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Metal is awesome. But it's one genre you can't play anywhere you please--or is it? Rob Scallon decided he didn't give a sh't and brought down the house in a variety of locations, all deemed suitably inappropriate to be playing metal in. It's a fun video at best: metal at the dentist's office, metal in the shower, metal at the library, metal at the tennis courts.

Metal rocks.

You Delicious: Human Nutrition Facts Tee

You see it on the back of packs of bacon, canned tuna, and even soda. Now you can wear it and display your nutrition facts proudly by owning this shirt. So the figures are pretty approximate. Whether they're higher (which is ideal) or lower than actual doesn't matter, since the percent daily values are pretty much a joke from the get-go.

It's a simple tee with an eye-catching design.

Get It: $24+

D’Oh! Homer Simpson Does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (VIDEO)

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Everyone's doing the ALS Ice Bucket challenge these days. Heck, I even did it twice. Have you? Of course, you should donate or at least spread awareness, because that's the point of the entire campaign.

It's so widespread that even Homer Simpson got in on it. His first effort is pretty laughable, but Bart comes flying in (literally) to save the day and give it that usual Groening twist. Check it out!

Bat Mug: The Dark Knight Brews

Drinking coffee from the Bat Mug might be harder to do than with a typical mug with regular handles, but it's still something worth having all the same. The Bat Mug features not one, but two handles--actually, they're more like wings--which can come in particularly handy when you need to remove it from the microwave.

The Bat Mug is made from ceramic and it'll make the perfect gift for your boss, girlfriend, dad, best friend, and anyone who's a fan of the Dark Knight. Heck, it's still awesome even if they aren't fans.

Get It: $14

SexFit Peen Ring Keeps Track Of Every Thrust

Uh, so this here is the Bondara SexFit and it's a ring for your peen that promises to keep track of your every move. And by 'every move,' we mean every thrust when you're bonking your lady. It's designed to be worn at the base of your peen, with the tight band giving you a 'harder' erection.

The ring is packed with features, including vibration modes for added pleasure and  performance indicating lights (but do people really have the time or presence of mind to keep looking down there?)

More Info: Bondara

That’s Just Nasty: Licking Bird Poo and Wearing It, Too (VIDEO)

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Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye...

It's an annoying rhyme but that's exactly what happened to this chick right here. She was on vacation when a bird dropped some turd on her head and on her ice cream cone. The whole thing was horribly funny, and she's lucky she got some on her head. Otherwise, she might've continued to lick that ice cream cluelessly and...oh hell, that's just nasty.

Slice ‘Em Caps Off: Ninja Sword Bottle Opener

Pop caps off bottles like a ninja and show the world what a bad-ass you truly are! If your bare hands or karate chops can't take care of it, then get one of these Ninja Sword bottle openers and be done with it. The bottle opener comes in the form of a small ninja sword so you just grab the handle, put the opener part on the cap, and push up.

Not as stealth as a ninja, but hey, it works and it looks awesome.

Get It: $10