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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

For All Your Bedside Needs: Bed Butler Caddy

You know how you're in bed, and you need to get something that's across the room, but you end up not getting it anyway because it's so, so far away? It's unfortunate but when the lazy bug bites, then every little thing that involves getting out of bed becomes the most tedious thing to do in the world.

Cue the Bed Butler Caddy, which gives you some much-needed extra storage space right at your bedside so you don't have to get up to get the remote, fumble around for some rubber, or grab your video game console. It's made from polycarbonite plastic, so you don't have to worry about durability. Heck, you can even cram your 17-inch laptop into it after watching your nightly dose of pr0n. It's definitely a useful thing to have by the bed.

Get It: $45

From Lighter to Torch and Back Again: Soto Pocket Torch

Sometimes you need a lighter. Sometimes you need a torch. It doesn't matter whether you need one or the other if you've got the Soto Pocket Torch, though, because it happens to be both of these in one neat little package. You can use the torch with any disposable lighter. Just put the lighter into the Soto Pocket Torch and voila--you've got a torch!

This comes in specially handy when you're traveling, going camping, or heading out to an outdoor trip. Get one for yourself, for you dad, for your buddies!

Get It: $20+

Foria Cannabis Spray: Get High When You Go Down

Flavored rubber has been a while now. Flavored lube? Nuh-uh. It took a while but some folks finally came up with something to even up the playing field: cannabis-flavored spray for down under. It's made up of a mix of cannabis and coconut oil that makes the entire love-making process even more pleasurable for your dame. And hopefully you, if you enjoy a bit of THC while you're down under.

When sprayed, it gives your gal 'feelings of enhanced warmth, increased blood flow, tingling, and relaxation. Also the potential to orgasm easier, have multiple orgasms, or climaxing longer and/or more intense.' Now make one for the boys.

Check it out here.

 

Bunch O Balloons Takes Water Balloon Fights to the Next Level

With the advent of Bunch O Balloons, water balloon fights aren't just for kids anymore. These are basically mass water balloon loaders that can fill up to about a hundred balloons in under a minute. It comes in the form of a neat attachment that you can secure to the faucet or to a hose. Just turn the water on and watch the balloons fill up, all at once.

Once they're all filled up, just shake the balloons loose into a bucket and you're good to go. The battle begins...now!

Get It:$17

Ninja Driver Mode On: Samurai Sword Gear Stick

Drive like a samurai, brake like a ninja. Okay, so that doesn't really make sense, but what does make a whole lotta sense is getting a gear stick for your car that looks hella awesome, like the Samurai Sword gear stick. As the name implies, it looks like the handle of a samurai sword.

The gear sticks are available in either red or black and are about 10.5 inches in length. They fit most cars, so no need to worry about compatibility or fitting issues. The makers of the Samurai Sword gear stick offer a bevy of others, like the Dragonball Z and Screwdriver shift knob.

Get It: $50

Two Drunk Russians Are the New Street Fighters (VIDEO)

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When you're drunk, don't make the mistake of being caught on camera. Why? Because the internet can be pretty cruel to dudes who drink and act like douches while the camera's are rolling. Case in point: these two drunk-ass Russians who got the Street Fighter treatment because they can't hold in their alcohol like real men do.

Bazinga! They're so drunk that they're having trouble standing upright. How one of them even manages to light his cigarette is beyond me. Check it out!

Heisenberg Tile Magnets Will Want to Make You Get Wordy

Bored with the magnets on your fridge? Then give them the Walter White treatment by getting a set of these Heisenberg tile magnets. At first glance, they look like Scrabble letter tiles that are an eye-catching shade of emerald green and meth blue. Look at them a bit closer and you'll see that they're actually periodic element tiles bearing symbols of elements from the periodic table.

Each one has a rare earth magnet stuck onto the back. They're available in a bevy of colors, and you can mix and match to your heart's content: Walter Green, Ginger Todd, Blood Red Gus, Saul Yellow, and Heisenberg Blue (aka Meth Blue.)

Get It: $27+