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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

LOLWTF: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

So this here is a glove you're supposed to put on when you want to have a good time. You know what I mean. Normally, your gloveless hands and some lube is fine, but the folk behind the Handie think otherwise. The silicon glove doesn't do the work for you, although it promises to heighten pleasure thanks to its, er, nifty features.

The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your grip and gives you back control of your pleasure through state-of-the-art design and materials. The Handie's glove design and added features are unlike any other product for men. This is the real deal - an all-in-one gadget for guys! We like to call it, our Finishing Tool.

Unless you've fantasized Iron Man giving you a hand job, you probably shouldn't look down while you're doing your think. Just sayin'.

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Colossal Ice Cube Molds for Colossal Shots

Sometimes, a single cube of ice doesn't do it, but putting two or more annoyingly waters down your drink. The alternative? Get one of these Colossal Ice Cube molds so you can make larger-than-life ice cubes for your drink-chilling needs. We're assuming that the larger surface area cools down your drink faster without watering it down too much, since the ginormous 2.5-inch cubes take longer to melt.

Get It: $15

Matador Pocket Blanket: Pop, Squat, and Chill

Found the perfect spot to plop down after walking who-knows-how-many miles? You don't have to worry about getting grass stains on those chinos if you've got the Matador Pocket blanket in your pocket! As the name implies, it's a full-sized blanket that you can carry around in your pocket for times like these.

The Matador is water and puncture resistant, plus it's got a fold pattern printed on it so storage is a no-brainer. Perfect for impromptu picnics and makeout sessions.

Get It: $30

Ouija Prank Has This Psychic’s Eyes Popping and People Freaking Out (VIDEO)

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One look at the Ouija trailer and you're immediately treated to a few minutes' worth of horror that compel you to check the movie out once it hits theaters. The movie's PR folks decided to go the viral route and called world record holder Kim Goodman to play the part of an eye-popping psychic. And when we say eye-popping, we do mean eye-popping since Kim's actually the record holder for being able to pop her eyes out of their sockets (yeah, it's as disgusting as it sounds.)

Kim pulls her eye-popping move on unsuspecting folks who check out her Ouija board...and the results are pretty hilarious. Check it out!

Caffeinated Ashtray: Stolen Coffee And Cigarettes Flavoured Rum

D'you enjoy bumming a cigarette while you're sipping a cup of coffee or slowly going through that bottle of rum? Stolen Rum has a particular offering that mixes those three elements harmoniously to come up a truly unique flavor of rum.

Coffee and cigarettes rum is the world's first smoked rum. It starts out distilled and age for no less than two years before being blended by hand. Natural spices and oils like premium vanilla bean, Arabica coffee beans, and herbs are thrown into the mix to create the distinct Caribbean spirit.

Try It: $15

Giant Skull Chair Has Got You By Its Jaws

This chair has got you by your balls. Or, well, by your ass. Shaped like a giant skull, this cushy chair is just in time for Halloween. It serves as a piece of ghoulish decor when it's not in use with its hollow eyes and toothy grin. When in use, just push the skull back to give it lockjaw and take a seat in its gaping mouth. You'll literally be at death's jaws (well, sort of) when you're seated on this awesomely unusual chair.

Get It: $420

Bad Lip Reading of Walking Dead Season 4 is Hilarious! (VIDEO)

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A lot of sh't goes down in every season of The Walking Dead. People dying, walkers getting shot, dudes getting bitten... there's nothing really funny about all that, but it's all sorts of hilarious when choice clips get the bad lip reading treatment. Man, they're talkative, specially the zombies. Who knew they were saying so much more than their typical grunts and moans?

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