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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

An Effing Hidden Message: A Shirt for Your Frenemies

For all the words you can't say to your boss, frenemy, asshat of a colleague...you can say it with a shirt instead. This interesting tee will let you do that. At first glance, the first two lines don't make much sense. But pull it up once their backs are turned and flip 'em without saying a word or raising a finger.

Plus...real men wear pink.

Get It: $27

Bug Vacuum Sucks Those Little Buggers Right Up!

Even the toughest of dudes get queasy or break into chills at the sight of a bug. Unfortunately, so do most gals, so you're left to get rid of them when either spots one. Here's the good news: you don't have to swat at it from a foot away with a rolled-up newspaper. The bad news? You'll still have to get relatively close so you can suck those buggers up with the Bug Vacuum.

It does what its name says it does. Just point it toward the bug and hit the power button--and poof, you're done!

Get It: $27

My Kinda Class: Textbook Accidentally Printed with Pr0n Actress On the Cover

A publisher in Thailand recently screwed themselves over when they used an image of a pr0n star role-playing as a teacher on the cover of one of their textbooks. Serves them right for basically Googling for a picture of a teacher and stealing a picture right off the Internet, huh? Students who bought a copy of Basic Mathematics will be beyond amused when they find out that the scholarly-looking cover girl was actually one of the key players in Japanese pr0n film Costume Play Working Girl.

Ah, if only the insides of the textbook had her in it, too.

Work In Underwater: Aquatic Treadmill

All work and no play is no fun. We'd rather go for all play, but we all know that's not feasible. The only way to have the best of both worlds is by injecting a bit of play into your work. And when it comes to workouts (which are anything but fun most of the time), there's the Aquatic Treadmill. It adds to the intensity of your run while putting in you in an environment that's way more fun than the local gym.

After your underwater run, you can even do a few laps to work out the other parts of your bod. Win-win, right?

Get It: $1,295

Thermal Camera iPhone Case: ‘See’ In the Dark

You don't need night vision goggles to see in the dark. No sirree. All you need is this thermal iPhone case, and you should be good. At least, when it comes to 'seeing' warm bodies, that is. The case basically turns what your camera captures into thermal images. It should be useful when you find yourself lost in a sea of bodies in the club or in the wilderness...or something like that.

It's currently in development, but you can sign up on their site for updates if you're interested.

Check It Out: Flir

Beat That: New Beer-Carrying Record Set at 27 Mugs (VIDEO)

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So this is one world record involving beer that actually gives your liver a break. German waiter Oliver Struempfel recently broke records for the highest number of beer glasses being carried. Not regular glasses but 1-liter mugs, mind you. The kicker? He had to do it using nothing but his hands. The magic number? 27.

He was up against one other dude who didn't have much luck, since he was spilling booze and dropping mugs all over the place. Check it out!

JetChill for Dry Ice Chilled Drinks That Are Out of This World

Serve up chilled drinks like no other with JetChill. Plain old ice cubes or drinks chilled in a freezer or cooler are no match to what this baby can do. JetChill uses dry ice to chill your drink, cooling it just right while making it a sight to behold at the same time. So how does it work? It basically injects dry ice powder into a chamber at the bottom of the glass (the 'Chillsafe drink chamber', to be specific.)

The reaction mixes up the drink, producing a mist of your drink that you can take a whiff of before taking a sip.

Check It Out: JetChill