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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Be Larger Than Life: Walking Dinosaur Costume

Halloween is long over, but if the invites to costume parties are still coming, then here's one to consider (if you've got money to burn, that is): this life-sized walking dinosaur costume. It looks hyper-realistic, with the T-Rex sporting a killer expression with spikes and scales jutting out of its body.

The best part is that you get to wear it and scare the sh't out of unsuspecting victims people. Its eyes even blink, and you can turn the head left to right, up and down, and move the tail sideways as well. The not-so-good part? It costs five-and-a-half grand.

Get It: $5,500+

Pizza Beanbag: Chill on a Slice of Heaven

Pizza is the awesomest food in the world. It's right up there with bacon and booze spread and everything else infused with either of the two. So it's a given that these pizza beanbags would be an instant hit. Shaped like a slice, it's got pepperoni and oodles of cheese printed all over it to whet your appetite. Even the crust looks appetizing!

Get something else if you're on a diet, though, because these beanbags won't help you at all.

Get It: $70+

The First Four Seasons of ‘The Walking Dead in 9 Minutes (VIDEO)

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If you were late to the bandwagon and can't be bothered to watch all four of the previous seasons of The Walking Dead, then Benny and Rafi Fine of The Fine Brothers are only too happy to help you out by bringing you up to speed on the action with this 9-minute long commentary. Yep, that's right: they managed to go over all the stuff you need to know in under ten minutes.

If you haven’t watched The Walking Dead yet just watch us spoil all 4 seasons in under 9 minutes so you can finally understand when all your friends are talking about walkers and crossbows!

The fifth season began airing last October 12th so get with the program, if you haven't. Enjoy!

What’s Not to Like: 3D Book Of Big Butts

We like big butts and we cannot lie. We like three-dimensional asses even more, and we're off to see more of 'em in the 3D Book of Big Butts. You probably haven't picked up a book since college, but this is one volume you'll come back to again and again and again...

The book is chock full of big booties that jump out at you from the page once you put the 3D glasses on. When you're done with this, check out the 3D Book of P-ssy and 3D Book of Breasts for more three-dimension fun.

Get It: $28

You Need This: Goatee Shaving Template

We might not have pros doing our goatees like Robert Downey Jr., but that doesn't mean a clean and perfectly-shaped goatee is out of reach. In fact, something as simple as this goatee shaving template can be the solution to all your fugly goatee troubles. Simply position the template over your mouth, get your razor, and start shaving.

It saves you time and money, seeing as how you don't need to go to the barber to get 'em done anymore. You don't have to worry if you've got a bigger than average mug, since the template is adjustable and should fit most face sizes.

Get It: $20

The Greatest Slow-Motion Scenes Captured in Movies (VIDEO)

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Too much slow-mo in a movie can get annoying, but it makes a world of difference in delivery when it's used right. CineFix went through their database of movies to compile this clip of the greatest slow motion scenes captured in movies. And as you can see in the preview, that scene from the Matrix made it--I mean, how could it not? Check it out!

Don’t Knock ‘Em Over: Pool Ball Shot Glasses

You're supposed to knock the balls into the pockets when you're playing pool, but the mechanics are totally different with these pool ball shot glasses. With these babies, you're supposed to known down shots into your mouth instead. As you can see,  the base of each of the glasses looks like pool ball, while the top is the actual shot glass which can hold up to an ounce of your poison of choice.

They come in a set of 9, and the shot glasses are removable so clean up is a breeze.

Get It: $28