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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Lift Turns Any Old Desk Into a Standing Desk

Standing desks are all the rage these days. Its makers claim a bunch of health-oriented benefits, like better circulation and preventing the formation of a flat ass (they didn't say this? Really?) Regardless, the really good ones are unfortunately pricey, and there's also the matter of what you're going to do with your old desk if you do decide to go the standing route.

Then along came Lift. It's a convertible desk that turns your current desk into a standing one. The best part is that you can revert to its original height (and hence, seat yourself once more) whenever you feel like it.

Check It Out: Lift

Look Ma! Five Five-Fingered Hands on My Fingers

Nobody likes a dude with five hands on his hand. Especially if each of those hands come with five fingers each. Sounds bizarre, but that's exactly what you end up when you get Finger Hands. They're basically teeny tiny toppers for your, uh, fingers. They're creepy as hell and don't have any obvious uses. Aside from, you know, freaking your girl out.

Gimme a high twenty-five!

Get It: $5

Why You Shouldn’t Name Your Kid ‘Cherries Waffles Tennis’

Dudes with kids, listen up. If you gave your kid a sh'tty name because you wanted to amuse yourself, then here's something that'll make you think twice. This chick right here is named Cherries Waffles Tennis. We kid you not. Her name, as you can see, is made up of an assortment of random words (they couldn't even choose a food-themed family name to keep it consistent? Tsk!)

And look how she turned out: arrested for using a fraudulent credit card to buy stuff, one of which happened to be a $400 spear gun. A spear gun, for chrissake! So you've been warned: name your future offspring with care!

Oh, Hey, I Broke Your Phone: iPrank Cracked Screen Stickers

It's time for revenge. Whoever pulled that sh'tty prank on you has it coming. And make it come you shall with the iPrank cracked screen stickers. These are removable stickers that, when stuck on the screen, make it look like the device has a huge ass crack all over the glass. One glance is enough to send most iPhone or iPad owners to fits of frenzy and panic. Nothing like seeing your brand-spankin' new iDevice all cracked up, huh?

When lawsuits and curses are flying around and it's time to pull the plug on the prank, just peel it off and all is well.

Get It: $10

The Dark Side of Toast: Darth Vader Helmet Toaster

Fans of Star Wars who don't even eat toast will rush to get one of these toasters anyway. It's designed like Darth Vader's helmet, with two slots on top which is where the bread's supposed to go. Lest you think it's just like any other toaster with a fancy exterior, the toaster imprints the Star Wars logo on one side of the toast when it's all crisp and brown-- just like you like it.

Darth Vader approved.

Get It: $50

Bizarro: SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse Duke It Out In the Streets of Russia (VIDEO)

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Russia is where crazy sh't happens on a day to day basis. Heck, it even happens on the streets on a random night such as this. True, road rage isn't anything new. But road rage where the aggressors are SpongBob, Mickey Mouse, and Scrat the Squirrel? Now that's crazy with a capital 'C' right there.

The dude doesn't look too badly hurt because he still goes to their van when the costumed trio are done beating him up. Staged? You be the judge.

LifeStraw Might Just Save Your Life

Man needs few things to survive. Water, food, shelter. Of course, some smexy time as well, but the previous three are the basic necessities. Whether you live in the wilderness or are fond of camping and spending time in the great outdoors, you're bound to find yourself in a situation when you're without one or the other.

When you're out of clean water to drink, then it's helpful to have the LifeStraw in your pack to save the day. The award-winning straw filters out 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria and 99.9% of parasites, so you don't have to worry more than usual when you take a sip of river water.

Get It: $20