When you need your booze, you need your booze. If you need constant hydration throughout the day, then you need to get the Drinking Jacket. It lets you do away with bags, man purses, and booze carriers because it has not one, not two, not three, but twelve dedicated pockets, holders, and accessories for all of your boozing needs.
To list ‘em all down, the jacket has: a beer koozie pocket, drink grips on one sleeve and drinking mitts on the other, a bottle opener zipper, a hidden flask pocket, three inside pockets, and a sunglass holder, among others.
Get It: $85
So you’re sipping your favorite whiskey, minding your business…and suddenly you feel a small drizzle on your lips, care of your now-incredibly-wet mustache. That’s seriously uncool. There’s no such thing as an umbrella for your facial fuzz, but there is such a thing called the Whisker Dam.
It keeps your stache dry as you sip your poison of choice. It attaches easily to the top of most pint glasses and is handmade from copper that’s coated with a non-toxic barrier, so you’re covered on that end.
Get It: $25
You should probably get a different case if you don’t want to attract attention to yourself or if you’re traveling. These phone cases basically let you load up your phone in a huge plastic gun. Clearly, they’re fake, but inspectors might question why you’ve chosen that case out of all the cases on the market and you might find yourself detained…
Clearly, nobody wants that to happen. But if you want to take the risk, it’s yours for about 13 bucks.
Get It: $13+
You know when you want to measure something, and the tape just keeps running? Well then, you need Measure It! It’s an adhesive measuring tape so you can measure whatever you want to in peace, without fear of the tape moving this way or that and messing up the readings that you’ll get later on.
Just stick it, measure it, and remove it. Simple as A-B-C, as quick as 1-2-3!
Get It: $6
These are the only dressy shoes you’ll ever need to own. Granted, your momma may not approve, but everyone else probably will.The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney Brogue features a classy design, with a calf leather upper and a Blake stitched construction. It has the iconic JW striding man tattooed on the heel as well, but its most distinct feature is the not-so-discrete compartment on each heel. These compartments are just the right size to fit a Johnnie Walker Red Label miniature inside each shoe.
Now they’ve thought of everything!
Get It: $490
Two things you need to jumpstart your day: a cup of Joe and a quick smoke. And you’ll be able to do both with the Pipe Mug. It’s essentially a mug with an embedded pipe at the base. Fill it with your drink of choice and light it up so you can take a couple of puffs in between. It’s the perfect combo, so it’s a wonder why someone didn’t think of it sooner.
Get one for yourself, one for you dad, a couple for your friends–they’re that awesome.
Get It: $49.99
You’ve seen it in Back to the Future. Now see it–and own it!–every day in your bedroom by getting this awesome clock that looks like a Flux Capacitor. The handmade replica lights up, just like the one in the movie, with the LED hands moving with every minute and every hour of the day. It’s a work of art and is perfect for any BTTF fan. The only downside is the $600 price tag, but hey, you can always make your own if you can’t cough up the dough.
Get It: $600