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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Yeah, That’s Right: Steven Spielberg Killed a Triceratops

If you watched Jurassic Park, then you know who Steven Spielberg is and what a triceratops is. You probably still would know both of them, even if you didn't watch it, the former being a director with a giant reputation and the latter being an actual dinosaur of gargantuan proportions.

A troll posted a photo of Spielberg posing beside a sick triceratops. Obviously, the dinosaur ain't real because they went extinct millions upon millions of years ago. Unfortunately, that's a fact that escapes many, because they eventually began attacking Spielberg in the comments, like dumbasses would.

Is there still hope for the human race?

Yeah, I ‘Read’ Too: Leather Book iPad Case

Chicks dig dudes who read. As for why, we'll never know. But what we do know is that it's another quality that'll get them to hand out their digits. Now here's the good part: it doesn't matter if you hate reading, because this Leather Book iPad case will do all the work for you. Just hold it with your other stuff when you walk past her (don't give her enough time to get a second look though) and she'll be none the wiser.

You don't even have to have an iPad, although it'll be better bang for your buck if you can actually use the case.

Get It: $69.99

This is Awesome: Ninja Star Wall Hooks

The world's shuriken crazy. We've got shuriken-shaped USB drives and ninja mugs with shuriken coasters (check 'em out here.) Now are you ready for shuriken hooks?

These Ninja Star wall hooks are made to hold your coats, jackets, headphones, and whatever else in place in the awesomest way possible. They're made from super-strong nickel-plated zinc alloy so you don't have to worry about them bending or warping under heavy loads. You don't have to worry about busting up your wall, either, because one of the corners is actually a screw.

Get It: $10

Hey, Ninja: Quadruple Target Jump Kick (VIDEO)

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Not one. Not two. Not three. But four. That's right. This taekwondo martial artist-slash-ninja successfully kicked four separately-stacked targets in a single leap. Bam, bam, bam, bam! The clip is only 6 seconds long, but the kick itself is even shorter--which makes his feat all the more awesome!

The elevation, the timing, the accuracy. We had to hit repeat several times just to appreciate the awesomeness of the kick. Enjoy!

Coolest Cooler is a Blender, Speaker, Bottle Opener, Charger–And Cooler, Too

So this is the cooler that its makers have dubbed as the 'Coolest Cooler.' Seems a bit presumptuous to call something you made 'cool' yourself--but over 27,000 others agree with them because that's the number of backers they have for their Kickstarter project.

The Coolest Cooler is cool because it's not just a cooler. I mean, first and foremost, it is a cooler which keeps your drinks and other stuff cool when you're going camping or having a guys' night out. But aside from that, it's also a blender (so you can crush ice for them margaritas), a speaker (so you can play them tunes in the wilderness), a bottle opener (yeah, can't have enough of those), and a mobile charger (so you can check out some online p0rn on 4G).

Now ain't that cool?

Get It: $185

Every Gamer Needs One: Gamer Floor Lounge Chair

Playing video games while sitting, cross-legged, on the floor was okay ten years ago. Not that it's no longer okay anymore, but the floor ain't exactly the most comfortable seat in the house. Unfortunately, unless you've got a gaming table or something, then you have no choice but to suck it up and play like you always have.

But you could make it infinitely more comfortable by getting the Gamer Floor lounge chair. Made with the gamer in mind, the cushy chair lets you play in style and comfort.

Get It: $150

She’s Good: 50 States, 1 Breath (VIDEO)

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Can you recite all fifty states in a single breath? Well, this girl can and she does it well. She deserves credit for not only managing to say them all with pausing to breathe in between, but for actually getting each one right. Check the video out by hitting play on the player above.

You might want to challenge your girl to do the same. It's a great way to exercise how long she can hold her breath which can come in handy for, you know, other more important things...