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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Stryker Approves: Wolverine-Style Blades

Wolverine doesn't have a lot of love for Stryker, but he does have something to be thankful for towards the latter. Not for the pain or torture but for pumping adamantium into his body to give him the most bad-ass weapons ever. Seeing as we're all just pure human and 0% mutants, the only way to get blades like Wolverine is to wear them.

The Pantera Fantasy knife are basically knuckles you can wear with three blades attached in between. In short, they're just like Wolverine when his claws are out. Awesome!

Get it: $44

 

Smexytime Anywhere: Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub

Whoever said the woods is not a place for smexytime obviously hasn't seen or heard about the Nomad. It's a collapsible hot tub so you can have a grand ol' time in comfort with your favorite gals anytime, anywhere. The 225-gallon tub comes with an optional heating coil so you can soak in your own private hot springs without having to share it with people you don't want to (read: those weird nekkid weirdos that hot springs never seem to be in shortage of.)

Get It: $550

OctoSplitter Lets You Share Tunes With Six Buds

Don't be a pod hog. If your speaker's busted and you've got a song to share, then share it with the OctoSplitter. It has a total of seven sockets, but one is used to hook your player to the splitter, so that leaves six for you and your friends' earbuds. Share the fun, share the tunes, and just chill to the same tracks with your best buds.

Get It: $TBA

Booze Up: Beer Koozie Necktie

Whoever said ties and booze don't work well together obviously has no imagination. Not that you should be drinking while you're at work, but on the occasion when it's permitted or actually encouraged, then it's best to be prepared. How? By getting one of these Beer Koozie neckties and stashing one in your dashboard.

It's basically a tie with a pocket sewn on the front, which can hold a can or bottle of your favorite beer. The Beer Tie also features a keychain loop at the bottom so you can hook your car keys or bottle opener keychain right on it.

Get It: $28

Our Kinda Jewelry: Diver Necklace for Your Girl

This is the Diver, and we think it's the awesomest jewelry of all time. It features a lone pendant of a dude 'diving' into the best crevice known to man: a girl's titties. Designed by ekodworks, it's only a prototype for now, but we'd love to see it get made. Anything that encourages the ladies to wear low-cut and cleavage-revealing tops is awesome in our books.

This work is a concept model. Is a prototype. Therefore, it has not been released yet.It is expected to release on at the end of this year.

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That’s Just Nasty: Pooping Dog Fireworks

So this is just about one of the grossest ways to celebrate, and that's saying something. It's the Pooping Dog fireworks, and they come in a bunch of variants featuring different images of cartoon pooches. What each of them does when you light them up is the same though: poop. Not just fake-looking weird ass poop, but sticky and realistic-looking crap that'll make you temporarily lose your appetite.

It's great for laughs and pranks, but damn, it's as crappy as fireworks get. And we mean that literally.

Get It: $0.75

Because It’s Badass: Private Ninja Lessons

Got $325 to spare? Then sign up for private ninja lessons. You won't regret it, especially when you find yourself in a precarious situation down the road with nothing but your ninja skills to save your ass.

The lessons are up for grabs on Cloud9living, with the listing specifying that your instructor was awarded the title of Shidoshi (or 'teacher of the warrior ways') back in 1991. You'll learn a bunch of not-as-fun-but-still-interesting stuff along the way (such as ninja history and philosophy) because getting into the nitty gritty of the ninja ways of self defense and combat strategy.

Check It Out: $325