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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Scrotum Backpack: A Sack for Your Back

Turn heads, shock your grandma, and show the world you've got a pair by wearing a pair. The Scrotum backpack is, in a nutshell, a sack for your back. It's big, it's hairy, and it can carry more than your usual load of stuff. The best part? Its carrying capacity isn't affected at all by the temperature.

No sirree, you won't see these balls shrink in the cold. Can't say the same for the ones attached to your nether regions, though.

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Three-Boob Halloween Costume is Freakishly Funny

Jasmine Tridevil's fifteen minutes of fame are long over, but the legacy of her three-boob hoax will live on in the internet forever. Ironically, the hoax was revealed only when some dude stole her bag off the conveyor and she informed cops that her $5,000 third boob prosthesis was inside. (Damn girl!)

That won't be the last you'll see or hear about a three-boobed chick, because you might spot some come Halloween. The three-boob woman costume has been making the rounds, and it looks ridiculous...so ridiculous, that it might actually become a thing.

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You Never Knew You Need It ‘Til Now: Water Bottle Ice Mold

So you've got a bottle of water/beer/soda/juice open right in front of you, but it's no good because it's not cold at all. What use is a non-cool drink when you're beat and when you specifically need something ice cold to chug the fatigue and exhaustion away?

No need to break those icicles from your freezer anymore because you can just use the Water Bottle ice mold to make ice cubes (or is it ice tubes?) that fit into the small-mouthed bottles. You can also use the trays to make popsicles and other frozen treats, like beer pops. Now that's perfect!

Get It: $9

Scorpion Blade Does More Than Just Sting Your Enemies

Wolverine's blades got nothing on the Scorpion blade. Getting one of these wearable weapons is also less painful than pumping Adamantium into your bloodstream, so score another point for the Scorpion. The blade is about 14.5 inches long and it looks like it can cause a lot of pain if used correctly.

The highlight is the stinger, which looks particularly deadly and poised to strike. It'll take some practice to get used to using and maneuvering with this on your arm, but you'll get used to it.

Get It: $48

I’d Crash My Car, Too: Busty Russian Ad Causes 500 Accidents in a Day

Helen's face launched a thousand ships, but it was this pair of huge-ass watermelons that caused half a thousand accidents. An advert featuring the aforementioned boobies were placed on the side of thirty trucks which were driven around Moscow. Even though the nips were strategically covered, dudes (and perhaps even some ladies?) couldn't look away...resulting in 517 car accidents reported that very day!

The stunt, by an advertising agency specializing in mobile adverts, backfired after police sent out patrols to round up all the vehicles and impound them until the risque images could be removed. Furious drivers across Moscow have reportedly bombarded the agency with compensation claims.

Well, at least the campaign was successful! In case you were wondering, the ad agency promised to pay for the damage their campaign caused, so that 'successful' bit is pretty subjective.

 

Beer Belt: Six Bottles of Booze and Then Some

The Beer Belt is the only belt you'll ever need for your boozing needs. It's equipped with six beer holsters that can hold six bottles of your beer of choice snugly around your waist. No need to walk to the fridge or to the cooler for refills; just pluck one off of your belt, pop the cap off, and enjoy.

Get one for yourself, buy one for your dad, give a couple of these to your closest buddies. Everyone will love you for it!

Get It: $23

Teabagging Tea Bag Brings Back Memories of Tea…

Now who doesn't like teabagging? We're talking about it in the tea sense of the word, in case you were thinking otherwise (which you probably were.)

Is there another kind of teabagging, you might ask. Well, there is, and it's done with the use of the Teabagging Tea Bag. As you can see, it's basically a reusable tea bag shaped like a pair of balls.  It was only a matter of time before someone actually made this thing, right?

Just put your tea leaves of choice in the bag, dip into the mouth...of your mug (what were you thinking?), wait a while, and enjoy your tea. Mmm-hmm!

Get It: $3