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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

For Your Frenemies: I’m A Twat Surprise Mug

This is the perfect gift for a bro, a coworker, and most specially for that friend of yours who's also an asshat at the same time (aka the frenemy.) It looks like a plain old mug at first glance, but once it's lifted up by your target to take a sip, a special admission-- made thanks to you-- is revealed: I'm a Twat.

He'll be none the wiser until he pops it into the dishwasher, but it's fun while it lasts, anyway.

Get It: $9

Smoke Out Like the Pros: Tactical Smoke Grenade

When you decide to smoke it out, then smoke it out in style. The Haze Pro tactical smoke grenade is what you need to create chaos, as its designed to to pump out over 40,000 cubic meters of smoke! It's the same kind that's used by moviemakers in those Blockbusters you love. Sneak out the back door, do some magic tricks...just one of these grenades is all you need to make the perfect escape.

Perfect for parties or when you're bored at home and goofing around with your buddies

Get It: $18

Butt Towel: Show Yo Ass Without Showing It

Flash people without actually flashing them when you've got this Butt Towel around your waist. One side features a comically-done bare ass in all its splendor. The towel is made from 100% velour cotton so it should be kind on your ass as well. If you're in the market for a new towel, well, this is it. You've found it.

Get It: $20

Homer Would Be Proud: Kwik-E-Mart-Reusable Bag

Show your love for Springfield by carrying this Kwik-E Mart reusable bag whenever you get groceries. It's eco-friendly (since it's reusable and all) and is specially appropriate when you go on a midnight run to get more Duff beer. Stuff it with donuts and everything else Homer Simpson would get when you've got this thing on your shoulder.

Get It: $8+

Hella Creepy: No Face Halloween Mirror Mask

This is probably the simplest but creepiest mask you can get. It's basically a plain chrome mask that works like those mirror tints on cars that lets you see when you're looking out, but conceals your identity when someone's looking from the outside. Wear it at your next costume party, or anytime you feel like concealing your identity or hiding your face from the world. You'll probably get a lot more attention when you've got it on than off, but hey, at least they still won't be able to see your mug...

Get It: $4+

Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

Your wine bottles need condoms just as much as you do! If you're tired of cleaning up the mess (and wasting fine wine!) when someone knocks over that bottle due to sheer carelessness-- not to mention drunkenness-- then you need to stock up on these wine condoms. They're sold in boxes of ten and are packaged individually in foil, just like your regular rubber.

The difference is that they're black and unlubed, which is just as well since nobody wants lube in bubble, that's for sure.

Get It: $19+

For Your Assness: Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Nothing good comes out of being a royal ass...save for the fact that you'll feel like this Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder was meant for you. It's bulkier than your average toilet paper holder, what with the knight in shining armor and all, but if it makes you feel like a million bucks, then why not?

The TP holder is case in durable designer resin and is hand-painted to highlight its armor details.

Get It: $60+