So you hate your job and you hate your boss. Who doesn't? You can't exactly flip your boss the bird every time he chews you out or berates you for something you didn't do. Or can you?
These flippin' paperclips let you give your boss or anyone who dares cross your path the finger. And since you're a smart dude who wants to keep his job and keep his friends, you'll do it covertly by way of paperclip.