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Hazel graduated with a BS degree in Chemical Engineering, although she secretly wanted to major in journalism. Thank God she never stopped writing because as luck and a whole lot of work would have it, a couple of tech blogs took her on, more came a-knocking, and now she's got the best of both worlds: crunching numbers throughout the day while writing about all sorts of crazy gear at night. Find her on Twitter @gigadgetry and check out her portfolio at HazelChua.com.

Your Data’s Safe With the Condom Flash Drive

Aside from cash, the most important thing that you should have with you at all times is protection. We're not talking about knives or brass knuckles for self defense (although those could also come in handy); rather, we're talking about good ol' latex because you don't want to miss out on a good lay just because you left home without one, do you?

Same goes for your data. Not that a condom can protect your files, but this condom flash drive will totally turn heads the moment you take it out of your wallet and plug it into your laptop. Just make sure you don't confuse it with the real thing because, you know, you'll hate yourself for it.

Get It: $15+

To Die For: Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles

So the Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles don't look appetizing at all. In fact, it looks like it was frozen and set using rubber! But don't let looks fool you though, because one bite of this and your tastebuds will explode. People have been topping Bloody Marys with the weirdest things, from slices of ham and sausage to entire burgers and sandwiches.

The folks at Thrillist decided to do something else entirely though: they froze it. The popsicle is bacon-infused vodka, while the sticks are covered with smoky slices of bacon as a finisher. Yum!

Your New Bot Friend: R2-D9 USB Car Charger

So R2-D9 basically looks like R2-D2, except for the red paint job. Now you can own a miniature version of him-- well, sort of-- that you can put in your car to charge your gadgets when you're on the road. This isn't his job description on Star Wars but hey, a bot's gotta do what a bot's gotta do to go with the times and stay relevant, right?

If you prefer good ol' R2-D2 or a bot in blue, that's also available, too.

Get It: $85+

Would You Ali-ke A Seat? Boxing Glove Chair

So that was a bad pun, but what's not to like about this Boxing Glove chair? It stays true to its name and it's basically a huge-ass boxing glove that the Hulk could use if he were in town. It ships flat so you don't have to pay a sh't ton of money to USPS to get it to your house. Just stuff it with polystyrene balls (those teeny styro stuffing you find in most bean bags) and you're good to go.

Or shall we say, good to sit?

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Yeah, They Can Take It: NFL Athletes Read Mean Tweets (VIDEO)

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Anonymity can turn even the nicest dudes into jerks. Case in point: social media, where folks don't have any trouble sending venom-laced insults and curses to people they don't even really know. Like NFL players, for instance, who have to deal with trolls and weird dudes with anger management issues sending them insults and death wishes via Twitter.

Jimmy Kimmel recently rounded up a bunch of players and had them read a mean tweet that was addressed to them. Zing!

Infinite Shots, Please: Jello Shot Syringe Kit

Now this is one shot you won't mind taking-- not at the doctor's office, but in the comforts of your very own home. It's the jello shot in a syringe, and it's the awesomest way to do jello shots ever! Just let the resident doctor, er, mixer prepare your poison of choice and inject into your mouth as you please.

They're sold in packs of 25, so there's one for each one at the party.

Get It: $14

Tap to Play: Electronic Drum Machine Shirt

Badabim, badaboom! The awesome beats you're hearing ain't from an app or an actual drum set; it's coming from this shirt instead. Yep, you read that right: someone out there came up with a shirt that you can tap out awesome drum solos on, whenever, wherever. The black cotton tee is comfortable, but the built-in drum machine in the middle is what makes it awesome.

Tap on it, get a friend to join in, and get that chick to tap out her solo as well...then get her number.

Get It: $58+