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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

READER FINDS: Miranda Kerr Topless, Kesha Nipple Slip, Matilde Bonasera Naughty on Camera, and Much Much More…

 

Happy Flag Day everybody! No, this doesn't mean another shot for the pearl-clutching gaspers to take away another Facebook or YouTube account from Egotastic!, it's a chance to celebrate the adoption of the original U.S. flag. Flags symbolize a nation's purpose and unity. Much like our very own weekly Reader Finds symbolize's our site purpose and unit (best segue-way ever, am I right?). That one day a week we as a people come together to stand as one single ogler checking out the hot, often previously unseen, sextastic skin of our favorite celebrities. Yes, you can have your Flag Day beer now.

This week's Reader Finds includes singer Kacey Musgraves sporting some Flag Day inspired camel toe at the CMT Awards (thank you to EgoReader 'Eric'), Irina Shayk sexy time with a dog (bestial blessings from 'Dennis'), Diora Baird almost topless, what?, okay, she's still hot (kudos to 'Larry G.'), model Kara Young topless from back in the day (on point pointies from 'Anon'), Astrid Berges-Frisbey topless on the big screen (donated kindly by 'Scotty'), Lea Seydoux sextastic in black and white (from the hands of 'Jake'), Daniella Alonso in hot PETA ad (skinned for your pleasure by 'Dona'), Cerina Vincent epically topless in Not Another Teen Movie (cinematically served up by 'Jason'), Angie Everhart veteran topless hotness onscreen (much obliged, 'Siri'), Polanski wife and actress Ludivine Sagnier topless bikini shots (dropped at the doorstep by 'Ono'), Toni Collette topless undressing scene (across the Internet by way of 'Steve H.'), Melissa Johnston et. al, quite topless in Barely Legal (served up by 'Terry'), actress Hayley-Marie Norman flashing her uppers (all the credit in our small world to 'David M.'), Kesha kinda sorta nipple slips from her Die Young music video (much gratitude to 'Andy'), hottie model Alyssa Miller quite topless (drummed up by 'Jimbo'), Juno Temple most definitely nekkid and Summer St. Claire most thankfully topless (doubly submitted kindly by 'Michael G'), curvaceous Jodie Gasson nekkid in the shower (grazie to 'Giuseppe' from the Boot), Moldovan princess Xenia Deli compositely nekkid by Samuel Bayer (much handshaking for 'Seth N.'), and, last, but definitely not least, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley topless behind the scenes of what appears to be a Pirelli Calendar shoot (many many thanks to 'harash'). It's a lot to consume. Don't take it all in one bite. Enjoy

Taylor Swift White Decked Out Hotness for Fragrance Awards

Well, you know, it's the Fragrance Awards. Who doesn't get excited when those role around every year? Of course, every celebrity and their mother now has a licensed stank out on the market so this Fragrance stuff is pretty big. And, the ladies come out looking their finest. None more so than Taylor Swift who looked like approximately one million dollars at the Awards event last night.

At times I get a little bugged by Ms. Swift, but I must admit, when she goes for the gold, she can doll up with the best of them. Someday, we'd love to see her doll down completely. But until that time, let's give respect where it's due. She looked great. Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Topless Pictures for Thongtastic Feelings All Over

 

I'm looking at Jodie Gasson and I can't help but feel she's trying to tell me something. Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but I'm hearing voices coming from her raised buttockal region and they're warm and inviting and whispering general pleasantries. That's the thing about a girl as hot and as willing to show off as Jodie and her perfect jugs. They speak to you in so many different ways.

One day I'd like to go to school and learn that language so I can talk back. It's on my list right after communicating with dolphins, though that I can easily push aside for a chance for a little back and forth dialogue with Jodie's derriere. Just ever so curvy and fine all over. Seeing Jodie always makes me smile. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Tongue Out of Cheek for MySpace

I found these photos to be quite shocking. No, not that Miley Cyrus has Gene Simmons type dexterity of her insanely long tongue (and all the happy thoughts that go with that). But I didn't know MySpace was even still around. Apparently, they are, and they got Miley and her tongue and her bare midriff to make an appearance at their event.

What can I say to Miley's extensive tongue, but... next! Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Has Got Your Women of Steel Right Here

Leave it to our good friends at Mr. Skin to corrupt everything decent and good and wholesome with their X-ray vision of all things celebrity and nekkid on screen. Like Lex Luthors of the lewd. Or Zods of the.... meh, I'm already out.

Mr. Skin has put together a trailer reel of the Sexy Sirens of Superman that you really ought to see if you call yourself a fanboy, or just a boy of any kind. Girls will like it too. Because you Sapphics know you lean hard on Lois Lane fantasies. Up, up, and away!

Katia Ivanova and Rhian Sugden Topless Blonde Showdown in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

When the platinum haired busty ladies throw down, you know the fur will fly, skin will be bared, and my heart will probably stop three to four times just on principle alone. How dare we pit two such ridiculously hot blonde ladies against one another in our Thunderdome of Fungbags. Oh, we dare. We dare.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features the delicious Page 3 model, Katia Ivanova, taking on the radiantly needing-to-be-ravaged hot body all over of our heavily belusted Rhian Sugden. It's going to get ugly by getting super hot. But only one can come out the champion. And it's up to you and your little man to decide. Who's ta-ta-'s reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Katia Ivanova vs. Rhian Sugden

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Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy Bikini Pictures Continue Their Sisterly Sunshine Romp

The Murphy girls sure are making their mark this week on their warm weather bikini vacation with dad and dad's model girlfriend in Hawaii.

Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy returned to the splash of their hot nubile bodies along the volcanic shores of the 50th state, and to continue to assert their position among sextastic celebrity daughters, a rather sacred body of hotness we like to follow around here. It's our job. And we even get paid for it, unless you round down, in which case we work for free.

Bria and Shayne Murphy. I've got my eye on you both. Eyes. One on each. Enjoy.

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