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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Ashley Sky Swimsuit Pictures Reveal So Much Sextastic

What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.

Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can't even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.

Ashley Sky, don't ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

Devin Brugman Stripety-Bikini Madness On South Beach

When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette's fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I'd thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.

Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she's running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don't let it stop. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness — Yeah, That’s Her Booty

I'm probably alone in feeling super tingly all over upon realizing that this perfect bikini booty happens to belong to the equally perfect all over UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste. So, alone I shall stand and recommend to myself to check out the entire candid capture of Arianny Celeste bikini pictures from Miami Beach today on WWTDD.

I'm not sure what Arianny means in Spanish, but I'm going to guess it's something close to 'You wish, buddy'. Enjoy.

Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea In Skin Tight Booby, Err, Body Suits Filming Music Video

Wow, just the thought of young pop hotties Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea making sweet music together. I can only imagine the aural possibilities. I will be running, not walking away from that sound venture, which defies every instinct in my body after seeing the two girls in tight cleavy booty hugging body suits on the set of their music video shoot. I guess it gets kind of hairy as Iggy even had a stunt double hanging around. Explosions, anyone?

Everybody complains about how modern music is getting so horrible. Nobody bothers to stop and point out that the pop stars are better looking and showing more skin than ever before. I know you had your favorites in the past, but now that music has become an almost entirely visual medium, it's gotten better. Trust me, I could show you collages. I have them. And Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea and their chests and booties in pleather would be pasted therein. So delicious. Enjoy.

Lucy Anne Topless Natural and In the Field of Funbag Dreams for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

I'm with so many of you in my lust of natural funbags. Not that there's anything wrong with modern science contributing to appearance, but something about the perfect hanging fruit, Mother Nature's handiwork that can never quite be duplicated. Which takes us to the lovely perky puppies of glamorous model Lucy Anne. Naturally, I'm inclined to hand over my extremely small fortune to any woman named Lucy with a nice smile and no top on. Superman had his Kryptonite, I have my lack of will power before bare ta-ta' on pleasant young women. Everybody has a weakness, even greats like Superman and me.

On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the beautiful curves on the feminine gender. That which makes women infinity times better to see without their clothes on than stupid men. Lucy Anne takes off her swimsuit and gives us quite the model of celebratory focus. I feel like if I take my eyes off her, she might go away. So this could go on for some time. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Hot Pimping Bebe

You could do worser than picking Danish delight Nina Agdal to wear your showy women's clothing line. I've never paid more than eleven dollars (plus tax, which is another eleven dollars here in Los Angeles) for any single piece of clothing, but I like to think I know upscale fashions. And if I'm paying ten times my usual, I want to look like Nina Agdal. Well, if I were a woman. As a man I just want to be with her and I'd gladly pay whatever it costs in ripped and torn clothes damage as I express my Agda inspired passions.

Nina's latest gig is pimping for Bebe. Since she once flashed her udderly magnificent funbags while shooting for Bebe, they hold a special place in my heart. I think I can afford one shoe from that place. I'd use the heel to pull back Nina's tops just a bit more. I am the Macgyver of celebrity skin. And the skin on Nina, oh, boy, ever so nice. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Hoisted Hottie in St. Tropez

What have we here. Our little Latina minx traveling around the Riviera this July in various ports of call and various revealing outfits.

Selena Gomez has made her way up from the Italian coast to the South of France and St. Tropez for a little bikini top fun time aboard one of the many yachts parked in the harbor. This reminds me both that I have mad passion for the petite Selena kitty as well as it's time to turn my coin collection in for another payment down on my own sea-faring vessel. The S.S. Egotastic!, a 22-foot ship of sea which by my abacus reckonings should be launching from her slip around 2037 if my payments continue at present rate. That'll be the day you see the likes of Selena Gomez, or you know, maybe her 19-year old daughter by then, smiling on the forecastle of my mini-clipper. I don't just dare to dream, it's all I do. Enjoy.