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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Amanda Cerny Swimsuit Sextastic in Caribbean Waters

I'm not sure if that silly water company is still shooting the crazy hot Amanda Cerny, or if she's just hanging back in Aruba because she's now part of the national landscape and the island nation has named her a historical treasure. I can see that being a likely scenario. I'd certainly pull whatever strings necessary to keep the Playboy Playmate on my little atoll of lust and passion and leather goods.

Amanda Cerny looks amazing in a bikini, but she even manages to push the swimsuit and shorts look into something more than just a slightly memorable visual experience. She's the sextastic siren that calls out to men and drives their ships into the rocks and they probably at least go out happy. I'm ready to crash into Amanda. I have bumpers, I'll be good. Enjoy.

Diana Georgie Topless Brunette Vixen Like Hotness

 

What do I love? Well, baseball, apple pie, and mom's home cooking. Assuming mom is cooking up hot Russian transplanted to American hotties topless like the brunette vixen Diana Georgie. Featured in this Alessandro Casagrande modeling shoot, the boobtastic sweetheart shows why her name ought start to be chiseled into your libido directory because she is certainly going places, I mean professionally, not just whatever activity you have her scheduled for in your private time fantasies.

I love meeting new women, especially so when they're all topless and alluring. It really does make for the best introductions. Diana Georgie, I'd like to think we can be great friends I mean, first, before our ultimate brief, but highly passionate physical affair involving the sound of circus horns and exotic lubrications snuck into this country. Let our lust be the talk of romantic poets for generations to come, or, in the least, dirty limerick writers. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Sextastic Showy Underwear Pimping Leaves Me With Sweaty Shorts

Too much information perhaps. But I don't consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria's Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.

When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.

Maitland Ward and Her Boobs of Glory Steal the Show at Genlux Party

I'm not exactly sure what Genlux magazine was celebrating, but they had the good sense to tell former Boy Meets World starlet Maitland Ward to show up and wear something skimpy. Specifically, up top where Maitland's premiere sized sweater puppies almost spilled out of her top to make for an awesome publicity event.

If you're looking at Maitland and having old school crushes on her teen character from the show, you're completely missing out on her all grow'd up motorboating fantasy potential. Maitland has been doing the circuit of trade shows and premiere events of late, leading me to believe at some point soon we are going to see her in a more showy pictorial in some publication. That will be a happy day indeed. My senses are usually right on these matters, not much else in life, but when a celebrity is about to get nekkid, a higher power has gifted me with that clairvoyance. Blessings often come in strange guises. Or just big old happy melons like Maitland has. Oh, let them loose! Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Braless and Bare Midriff Easy Rider

I'm not a big fan of these three wheeled cycles that Justin Bieber uses to terrorize civilians in multiple countries, but I suppose everything looks better with girls atop it. Miley Cyrus and friend (sister?) took her multi-wheeled motorcycle out for a spin in Beverly Hills just to make sure ample attention was paid. She went for the skimpy outfit as well not recommended by most motorcycle wardrobing advisors as to what happens to your skin should you suddenly and forcefully dismount your vehicle. Still, braless tops and shorts are what got Miley here, she's not forsaking it now.

Technically, this is a lot of clothing for the pop diva who has set the mostly nekkid stage show and modeling standards of late. I'm not sure I'd want my $100 million petite object d' investment riding around on a motorcycle in city traffic, even with an oversized helmet on. But kids need to let loose sometimes. Or, for Miley, pretty much all the time. It's part of what makes her so appealing to America's female youth. And prurient oglers such as myself. Enjoy.

Shay Laren Topless Swimsuit Stylings Heat Up an Already Sweltering Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

It's somewhat prickish to complain about the weather in Los Angeles given that's 90% of the best part about this place. It's like complaining about spending money at the strip club. You did get something for it. Nevertheless, I do believe it's going to be 150-degrees today here, though it's a dry heat so it's still more comfortable than a Chicago 78 this time of year. The best remedy for the heat is the old fashioned shvitz. A good solid dripping sweat to let the body cool off the way nature intended. By being wet and stinky.

Might I suggest an intense look at super glamourous Shay Laren stripping out of her swimsuit for just such an occasion. You don't even need a sweat tent. Just peer at her ridiculously hot body and bosomy blessed bare boobtastic on this Ta-Ta Tuesday and feel your pores opening up. Yes, those are your pores. Sweat yourself back to a 98.6, preferably with the doors closed, just in case you experience any unintended leeking. Shay Laren has that affect on men as well. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out ShayLaren.com for a plethora of wicked hot Shay Laren visuals.)

Lindsay Lohan Looking Kind of Smoking Hot in Wonderland

We all know the Lindsay Lohan saga of the past, man, really about a full decade now. What was once the spry and bosomy ginger princess became the not so spry and troubled young woman with the unlucky draw of the worst parents in the world. And with the fall, the looks as well took a hit. But if you ever doubted that Lindsay was once the holder of so much sextastic potential, you can still see it every now and then as captured in photographs in such runs as her pictorial in Wonderland magazine. Those chops simply don't disappear completely no matter how badly you forsake them.

I still wish for Lindsay a full recovery to something approximating normalcy, allure, and just a calmer existence. She really has so much talent in the looks department that still might be readily salvaged with an unburdening of the soul beneath. Every time I see photos such as these, I feel like I'm looking at a great ball player who simply fell off the straight and narrow and wrecked what could've been a legendary career, but still has those skills you know he could've been great. Life and the sextastic are both bittersweet at times. Enjoy.