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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Rachel Jessee Topless Ginger Candid Perfection at Go-Topless Rally in NYC

 

When you got it, flaunt it. Especially when you are one hot ginger performer like Rachel Jessee, a Manhattan artist, performer, and strong supporter of the right for women to go topless in public. If I had perfect sweet funbags like Rachel Jessee, I'd be at the forefront of this march as well. I mean, after 22-hours of sudsing, massaging, and lotioning my faptastic sweethearts daily.

The right to Free Speech is second only in import of the right for hot gingers with beautiful busty boobs to protest their right to flash their udders in public. Actually, it's already legal in New York to do so, so this is more of an honoring the right kind of thing. I support it all. I only wish I could be there to give Rachel Jessee and her righteous chest the full support it needs. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures White Hot Curves in the Bermuda Triangle

Tulisa Contostavlos has been through some long level of legal battles of late. But she seems to be in recovery mode looking crazy hot in Bermuda in a small white bikini around her sweet curvy female form. I guess she's not a stress eater like myself. I would have gone through a lorry full of beef jerky sweating it out in a court room. I go through the jerky just watching my team down by a touchdown at half time. Not Tulisa. She looks bikini fit as a fiddle I'd love to rub my bow... never mind.

Tulisa, you have discovered the best play in life. Looking like a hot chick in a start white bikini on the beach. Really, there's no better way to tell the world that you and your alluring boobtastic are back in business and ready to take on anything. Good for you. And very good for us. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin’s Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time Revealed! Can You Guess Them All?

 

Why am I so excited? Because I have found a kindred spirit in Mr. Skin in terms of love of all things celebrity, hot, and nekkid. Mr. Skin takes a multi-vitamin or something so he has the energy to do far more work, like compiling the 150 Top Nude Scenes of All Time. He made a video. You really must see it. It's free to watch all 150 clips in countdown if you give them your email at Mr. Skin.com

And for the moment we've all been waiting for, the Top 15 Nude Scenes of All Time revealed. Can you guess which made the new highly scientific and carefully algorithmically sextastic list? I got ten out of fifteen right. Check out the countdown gallery to see if you can in the least guess who made the new #1. There, I've already such too much! Enjoy.

P.S. Did I mention the video containing all 150 top nude celebrity clips? Like you'd want to watch that for any reason.

Bella Thorne Is the New Toast of Hollywood Paparazzi

Without annoying time wasters such as school to get in your way, even the big working starlet Bella Thorne has plenty of time to shop and lunch and manicure and other benefits of being even a young star in the film and television industry. This also means preparing to live your good life constantly surrounded by the paparazzi who work synergistically with you to help raise your public awareness and celebrity standing. It's like watching nature take its course.

And nature has been very good to the rather precocious and mature young star, from boyfriends and luxury hotels, to becoming the fashion and lifestyle icon for millions of young girls. Bella and her team are well aware of her public standing, and she's always looking her finest and flashing her abs and such even when just out and about with friends. None of these things happen by accident. Hollywood is one great orchestra. Today, Bella Thorne is playing first trombone. Enjoy.

Jessica Kingham Topless Boudoir Perfection for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

Oh, Jessica Kingham, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. I just got to seventeen and I wasn't even particularly thorough yet. A busty blonde beauty with boobtastic to die for slowly stripping out of her lingerie in bed. Yes, I'll take two of those to go, please. Extra napkins.

Jessica Kingham really does float my boat, set it to sea, and then capsizes it with tumultuous waves of passion all without doing much more than slowly removing her bra. She really is a fascinating creature I believe I'd love to study for several years, if not weeks, up super close. Why not give appropriate adulating to the fineries of this buxom beauty on a Tuesday when we must be locked inside. That was rhetorical. I know you already looked. Enjoy.

Paula Patton See-Through Dress Reveals Her Newly Single Double Delights

It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.

It's always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She's still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Bikini Retro American Auto Classics

When Arianny Celeste asked me if I'd like to share photos of her and her bosom buddy Britney Palmer in bikinis playing around in an Olds 88, I had to wonder, was there more than one answer to that question. Nay. So I screamed 'yes!' and these wicked hot pictures of the UFC Ring Girls extraordinaire are every bit as sextastic as I imagined.

One and one don't make two, they make blood flow to the extremities when those one and one are Arianny and Brittney in patriotic flag bikinis showing off two incredibly outstanding female forms in this photoshoot by Allan Dawe. Oh, my, those lucky lucky car seats. The idea of these two outrageously hot women crawling around my economy import keeps flashing through my mind. I hope they don't mind my dirty socks and In & Out wrappers. I suppose I could clean. But being dirty with Arianny and Brittney seems so much better. Enjoy.