I know what you’re thinking. A convention of porn stars and adult entertainers and promoters sounds pretty boring. Yep, indeed. What could be more boring than a Vegas meeting hall filled with chesty naughty prurient sextastic devils who trade in the naughty for their day jobs. I mean, just look around. Half nekkid girls, topless girls, girls grabbing their hooters, girls making out. Who need that? Ahem.
The Adult Entertainment Expo concluded with a bang over the weekend. And from what I hear, a few more bangs back in the hotel rooms before, after, and during the show. That’s a bad pun. It’s also the truth. If you do ever get a chance to visit the show in January, I’d highly recommend it. In the very worst, you’ve got Vegas. In the very best, well, take a peek through the photos I thought best highlighted the mature themed entertainment event. Enjoy.
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Might fine work from Miss Colombia to be named the winner of the 2015 Miss Universe pageant. She now will travel the world representing something or other and just being super hot and making people feel good to be alive. That’s mostly the role I believe. Paulina Vega, hard to argue with that selection. Just so blessedly alluring and you know how I feel about the sultry Colombianas.
What can be said of beauty pageants in the end? I don’t know, those thoughts are too big for me. Plus whatever I feel about their role in modern society kind of fades away when I see dozens of lovely long legged beauties in bikinis and heels parading across the parquet stage. It continues to be a magical moment. I sometimes rub vaseline on my teeth too just to feel more connected. That was probably an overshare. Congratulations, Colombia! Enjoy.
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There was a fine bunch of flesh this past week on the little screen. Not quite as much as when all the Amazon pilots broke last week, but a long awaited return of Emma Greenwell tubes to the Boob Tube Roundup is nothing to sneeze at. Mostly just drool.
Along with Emma we saw Jemima Kirke flashing her bare botton on Girls, Lise Slabbe going full frontal nekkid on Black Sails along with a little make-out session from Jessica Parker Kennedy, and Odette Annable in an all too brief tank top and panties scene in Banshee. We should be so lucky if those clothes come off. It’s big times on the smaller screen, where nekkidness has found a much needed home. Enjoy.
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Here’s my quick read on the SAG Awards last night. Jennifer Aniston looked damn amazing, Sofia Vergara looked ever epically sultry and veteran hot, and Ariel Winter might’ve stolen the show if we were allowed to talk about her teen titan curves to any prurient extent. But we can’t, so, just ignore those for now if you’re able. Blasphemer.
There were several other sextastic celebrities geared up for perhaps the biggest night of the year for actors to compliment other actors and pretend their astronauts or firefighters or grave diggers or other important professionals. Still, even when standing in a circle slapping each other on the back, there’s no doubt this is the good looking set and when decking out for the occasion, there’s really nothing else like Hollywood Award season for a promenading of the hottest ladies in the world. Enjoy.
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Who said fashion week was good for nothing? Okay, I am the one who usually says that, but inevitably something pops up that changes my mind. Or pops out. Like Kendall Jenner nipples poking commando through her gray top which I’m sure costs a fortune but we’ll never know why. That’s called fashion.
Kendall was running to and fro through the streets of Paris over the weekend shopping and sightseeing and being seen and naturally preparing herself for whatever difficult role awaits her on the catwalk. Distant gazing and all. But she seems pretty excited by the entire milieu of the City of Light, her headlights bursting through like a seasoned ambitious model. Did you really think I’d let me distaste of haute couture cause me to miss Kendall Jenner nipples? Nay, monsieur. Nay. Enjoy.
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Did you know Salma Hayek had a movie just come out direct to the web where she’s in her apartment battling gangsters trying to kill her? It’s called Everly and from what I can tell, Salma spends most of the movie in her underwear holding guns. Yes, I know that’s awesome.
This looks like an overseas production being sort of sneaked into distribution in the U.S., which is a shame, because only half the world wants to see Salma in her bra and lingerie fighting villains. Or just, you know, taking a bath and rubbing lotions into her amazing funbags. That’d be a good movie too. I have ideas you know. Oh so many of them center around Salma in her undies. Dios mio. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Everly
If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.
The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.
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