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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Asian Hottie Aynur Goes Nekkid in the Woods for Hair Flinging Mammarial Monday

 

I'm going East Coast for my Mammarial Monday. I mean, East Coast of the Asian continent and glamour model Aynur. When you only have one name, you'd better earn it. And Aynur does just that with a sextastic frolic through the hundred acre woods of my fantasy mind where honey of a different sort is what I'm after. Much like our sextastic finds from the Orient of yester-weeks, Aynur exhibits a curvaceous bodacious Asian hottie form that just about sends me into the catatonic state of bliss that often find me buried alive by mistake many a weekend. I really do need to hold up a flag or sign or something.

On Mondays we like to kick off the boobtastic week with some precious puppies and seriously hot skin that let's us know it's okay to lust once again. Be troubled not your tender libido. Girls like Aynur are hear with their milky cookies. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Delivers Grade-A Cleavage to Radio One Teen Event

There are going to be silly teen music awards around the globe at any given time. And Rita Ora is going to do her damnedest to show up to as many as possible and win the red carpet with her her bodaciously exhibited bosom. She did a great job stealing many an award show here in the States with her diva funbags, now the Radio One Teen Music Awards in London town. And why not. She's not exactly dressing trashy, just showy, in a way that teens, especially teen boys, can absolutely admire. I say that as a fully grown man with the maturity level and dreams of a teenaged boy. Trust me, I still know how they think.

Rita Ora's music may not have caught my fancy to date, but her showy ways and hot body sure would encourage me to download her virtual self for a little holographic play time. Damn, when is technology going to get that Star Trek holo-deck good to go. I need to go camping with virtual Rita so we can be caught in a horrible rain storm and be forced to dry out our clothes over branches. I'd put out a ton of quarters and reserve that holodeck all afternoon. Rita, you are a stunner. Enjoy.

Fergie Flashing Her New Body and Old Dance Moves in L.A.

Looks like somebody has spent the past twelve months getting into super stellar shape. No, not me. Au contraire. I'm talking about Fergie. After a whirlwind couple of years non stop touring the world, then time off to get married and make a baby and do the new mommy thing, Fergie has been hitting the Pilates but good in preparation for a new music video shoot in Los Angeles. I'd say the results of her hard work paid off. As has our relatively less hard work of watching her pose and twist and dance in her short shorts and bare midriff top. I'm guessing right now I won't be listening to the music, but I feel confident I'll be watching the video many times.

Fergie was such a standby favorite for so many years it's almost weird to think we sort of forgot about her for the past couple of years. We've both been busy. Well, more her than us. I'm just glad she's back and in prime ogling condition. She was always a very pleasant hot body on the celebrity sextastic landscape. Welcome back, Fergie. Please proceed with the thumping and butt grinding music. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco In Bikinis Surprising Highlight to the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Normally, we do tend to restrict the hallowed ground of the Boob Tube Roundup to those small screen thespianics who dare to bare their dramatically trained funbags for all the world to see. But this week in particular there happened to be three rather noteworthy bikini hotttie reveals on non-nude network television (boring) that deserves some leering attention.

Nina Dobrev and her wicked hot bikini body in Vampire Diaries, Kaley Cuoco in a brief bikini top moment in Big Bang Theory, and Elena Satine who we fell in love with on Magic City now flashing busty bikini hotness on Revenge. Oh, if only these shows made for adults were not so frightened to reveal like adults, we could've had something even more epic. Though I assure you this trio in two pieces will still amazing. Joining them from our topless cable side is Charlotte Spencer in the British series Glue and Evelien Bosmans in the Euro show Amateurs, this week, because we still need a little sweet boobage in the boob tube roundup. Enjoy.

Karina Jelinek Beach Cleavage Lifts Me Argentinean Pantalones a Notch

Sudamericana transplant to Miami Beach Karina Jelinek couldn't pull the trigger on her more typical bikini wear as various tropical storms threatened her neck of the woods over the weekend. But she still made a nice contribution to us sextastic Latina looky-loos who eye-spy with our various eyes the sultry beach going model set as often as humanly possible. A little cleavage on the beach from this alluring model is like an aperitif to cleanse the libidinal palate before imagining what happens with Karina when she gets back to her condo to remove all her sunscreen. I am quite good at such personal tasks. I don't even use towels or soap, just the gifts that Mother Nature gave me along with a whole lot of determination.

Karina, the next time we meet, I expect you will be fully showing that wicked hot body of yours. For now, I share stare somewhat rudely at your hints of possibility. Actually, I don't think it's consider rude if I moan plaintively while viewing. I'll need to check the rule book. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Brings Her Stellar Boobtastic to The Aussie Radio Awards

I'm not sure how such a stunning hot model ends up working in radio, but former model girl and sort of pop singer Sophie Monk was a big piece of the sextastic pie at the Australian Radio Awards over the weekend where she was honored for basically having one super low cut dress flashing ample bosom. There really ought to be awards for stuff like that in a more perfect world.

We haven't seen much or enough of the 30-something hottie of late. Maybe it's because she does work so much indoors these days. Which is a shame since she used to regularly titillate our gentlemen ogling sensibilities with public displays of hot bodiness. Still, every time we meet again I'm reminded of why I first fell in love with this Aussie blonde. She's not the first, and won't be the last, but oh, the happy happy Sophie Monk middle. Enjoy.

Alicia von Rittberg Braless Cleavetastic Steals the Camera Thunder at Fury Premiere

Look, if you're young German actress who gets the break to be in a Brad Pitt international blockbuster, why not pull out the dress that's going to steal the big London premiere red carpet. Hell yes that's a great idea. For your career and for us gentleman oglers who live for such moments at otherwise occasionally dull events.

Alicia von Rittberg is all of twenty years of age and hoping to bust out as a European film star. She certainly seems to have the chops. I can't speak to the thespianic skills as I've yet to see the movie, but I can speak to her wearing a low cut dress without a bra on the carpet for the premiere of Fury. Wunderbar! If this doesn't shoot your rocket straight to the sky, well, hell, I'm happy to push from behind. Well done, Fräulein. Enjoy.