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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Nina Agdal Bikini Fun Time in Vegas Pool Pimping

Danish Delight Nina Agdal was the toast of the pool, hosting some function or other at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas by looking all sextastic and colorful and smiley for the cameras. And why not be smiling when you're as ridiculously hot as Nina and everybody is staring at your sweet female form like you're a goddess descended from Mt. Lust.

I guess sometimes the attention becomes overwhelming, but better than everybody stares at you with passion in their pants than because you look like death warmed over. I get that a lot from people. Far better to be stunningly hot with perfect funbags and a booty that could cause champagne corks to pop all on their own. Nina, you are the bee's knees. I would gladly pay one million dollars per beverage to hang by the pool with you. But I think I'll have an ice water. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Showing Off the Tummies and Legs in Beverly Hills

I do always smile when I see the Kardashians or the Jenners acting like they're shocked to see the paparazzi when out in public. As if they're not being tailed constantly, somewhat noticeable in their parade of Range Rovers with the E! production crew in tow. Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner managed to give the naive glances a solid go whilst also showing off legs and bare midriffs and hints of chesty exhibition while shopping in Beverly Hills. I guess it wasn't a school day.

Kendall Jenner has placed herself firmly into the celebrity model and famous person category, now set to launch herself through many well known dates, boyfriends, and eventually baby daddies. Kylie seems more of the free spirit. Who knows what greatness her future holds. The only thing certain is plenty of revealing clothing and eye-catching poses, public and private. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Desperately Sextastic in Lingerie

Emily Ratajkowski is desperately hot in just about anything, or definitely so in nothing at all. It's nice to see her extending her zone of sextastic to include lingerie pics, such as this shoot for Yamamay lingerie wherein her specific bodily talents are put to solid use pimping the bras and panties I would most definitely by if I got the ones worn previously by the model. Oh, the sounds of sniffing that would come from my abode for 72 consecutive hours until I gently passed out with a smile.

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those treasured finds who gives you an initial rush when you discover her, and then it only gets better from there. She is not even close to slowing down. We can only hope her new found fame, and whatever celebrity boyfriend she soon acquires, does not shirk her from her core responsibility for nekkid hot modeling. That was the gift given to her from on high. Do not forsake your core talent or the seas will rise and the mountains will turn into valleys or something ominous like that. Enjoy.

Lais Ribeiro Topless Sultry Automotive Motifs Will Rev Your Engines

 

if you happen to like ridiculously hot Brazilian models and sports cars, you'll find yourself entranced by this Lui Magazine pictorial of the wicked hot Lais Ribeiro doing her hot body thing set against various motor vehicles. In fact, you don't really have to like cars at all to appreciate the hot stroking action (as it were) of the sultry and alluring Lais Ribeiro and that heavenly sextastic body of hers.

Someday, I'd like to find such a woman topless in the back seat of my economy import. Maybe she could be struck with amnesia or be high on fumes from her recent private jet trip or something. There are so many ways it could happen, short of kidnapping at a Victoria's Secret fashion show, which is obviously just a Plan D. Enjoy.

Paula Labaredas Back to School Lingerie Shoot Is Naughty and Dangerous and Hard Not to Peep

We don't see Paula Labaredas that often, but when that Portuguese hottie model makes an appearance, she really knows how to stop the music, pull all the eyeballs in the room, and create the sound of a dramatic gasp. At least, that was my reaction to seeing her new lingerie photoshoot in various shades of naughty school girl.

Paula has always been one for big time cosplay and dress up fun. Never too much clothing to distract from her heavenly bodily gifts, but just enough to put on a character of the girl who you wish you could have one hour of alone time with to discuss your feelings. Or, possibly just a spanking for being naughty. Those are my primary feelings most of the time. Paula, your wicked hotness doth inspire a man to dream. And to be grabby. I'll try to be polite. I can't make any specific promises whilst looking at your outstanding derriere. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Make a Long Awaited Appearance

I'm not sure where Ashley Greene has been hiding of late, but I can tell you most certainly her award winning nipples have missed the spotlight.

Ashley's nipples became rather famous for poking through many a top during her Twilight fame years. You can't just take the fine headlights of a super fine woman and expect to contain them behind some veil of modesty. Nay. So long as the sun shines, the pokiest and most succulent nipples in the land will find their way to recognition. Ashley, we dig you big time all over. We miss you dearly. And your nipples, well, I'm just glad they're back. Now, I need a hanky. For my tears, you pervert. Okay, maybe two hankies. Enjoy.

Sarah Silverman Topless, Deborah Ann Woll Making the Sexy, and Maggie Gyllenhaal Nipples Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should've been a head's up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta's.

Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC's The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.