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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Anais Zanotti Motorcycle Suited Covered Topless Hottie

You obviously know French sextastic Anais Zanotti from all of her fine bikini work in Miami Beach, but did you know she was a practicing stunt woman and quite avid action sports enthusiast? Oh, yeah, she can mount a bike and make it purr. And that is both figurative and literal.

I'm not exactly sure what Anais was pimping in this photoshoot in Los Angeles. Motorcycles, racing teams, cameras, or just her own lovely self and those faptastic funbags and hot body of hers. I like it all. I want it all. I just need to figure out how to beg for it while going 60 mph so I can keep up with her. Anais, your crazy hot body does inspire a man to run, not walk. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Shows Up Leggy and Hot for TMNT Panel at Comic-Con

I don't quite understand why the nerd boy armies want to speak to the actors in certain geek world movie fare, as opposed to the producers, creators, artists, and writers and such of the actual content. Though I do readily understand why more people will show up to see Megan Fox in a short dress than a balding pale writer discussing the origins of April O'Neil as a symbol of the fourth estate.

Megan has been making far less public appearances these days being a MILFy mommy and all, but when she does, she still holds the bright torch of the sextastic as always, leaving all of her other red carpet followers in her wake. Oh, that I could be in Megan Fox's wake. I'd breath the air in slowly. TMI on TMNT? Perhaps, but Megan Fox is absolutely positively the best hook for selling that fighting turtles flick. I'd rename it the Megan Fox in Tight Tops Movie but fast. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless, Kesha Nip Slip, Iggy Azalea Nip Sip, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, happy days. Everyone please, gather round the not so secret Santa tree and see what treasures are lying 'round the Egotastic! tree. Of course, you know what's there already since you were up all night like elves putting them there to surprise me. Friday really is like Christmas each week for me delving into the pile of skin-filled goodies submitted by only the best readers in the world. And I mean that. Without you, there is no Egotastic! Though, no, you can't borrow my car this weekend. The '01 Camry is a classic I just can't trust out of my hands. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski barely covered goodies (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Annette'), sweet throwback to Denise Crosby topless (lovely reminiscing from 'Darnell'), Monica Bellucci topless on the big screen (sweet Monica treats via 'Elster'), Candice Swanepoel barely covered nekkid joy (delicious find from 'Owen'), Eva Green in yet another splendid topless role (Green gems from the mind of 'Max'), luscious Anna Torv covered topless in Esquire (fine peeks delivered by 'Tim T.'), Natasha Poly topless wonderments for the ladies (women's magazine discovery by 'Aaron'), Sandra Kubicka bikini test polaroid shots (test passed with the help of 'Steven H.'), Susana Molina quite topless for cinematic glory (lovely Molina mams provided by 'Kent'), Californication beauty Natascha McElhone fully nekkid in skin on celluloid (always been a wowzer, so thought by 'Lees'), Claudia Winkleman classic nip slip (Anglo headlights via 'Tony J.'), Abby Clancy panties peeking upskirt (ogle-a-boo made possible by 'Denny'), Danica Patrick ten years ago in FHM (classic Danica 'wow' justified by 'Emmy'), thespianic Thylda Bares swell funbags bare in something European (outstanding actress ta's thrown over the fence by 'James P.'), Stacy Haiduk and her early 90's perfect pert pair again onscreen (outstanding yams thanks to 'Dougoon'), Marisa Miller behind the scenes of her Boston Common lingerie shoot (oh, sweet Marissa, bless you 'Zach'), Katie French pool time skinematics (lust in pools is real lust thanks to 'Pinks'), Ashley Emma doing her glamourous globe thing (Britty lovely pillows from 'Frizzy'), SueLyn Medeiros getting into her sex tape role, quite naughty (bumping uglies caught on cam by 'Les'), Karen Gillan in a see-through lovely top (nice find by eagle-eyed 'Dave'), Kesha nip slipping in her new music video (intense scrutiny on the part of 'Zac D'), Iggy Azalea flashing nip in her new music video as well (spotted proficiently by 'fake12'), Ashley Sky quite see-through on the runway (video catwalk discovery from 'Bob'), Asian volleyball star Altynbekova Sabina tall and hot all over (a personal lust quest from 'Rob heroically unblocked in Indonesia'), and last, but not least, the gorgeous bunny hottie Alyssa Arce strutting her see-through modeling wares (much ado about Alyssa by way of 'Roger'). Man, maybe I am oversharing this week. Nah, just about right. Enjoy.

Angie Heyward Joins Naked News; You Get To See Her On Naked News for One-Week Free!

 

I know, I'm awesome. I had a cousin who told me that once. Not so remarkable save for it's the only instance of a blood relative ever complimenting me. And that was only after I sent her twenty bucks via Paypal to purchase medical marijuana for her 20-something cataracts. Anyhow, that's besides that point. I am once again completely awesome as I have convinced the good folks at Naked News to give EgoReaders a one-week free viewing period for Naked News since Angie Heyward is now available in the raw hot news giving flesh. I'm not going to call it a must see, even though, yeah, it is.

Holy Cannolis Angie Heyward in her nekkid entertainment news clips!
Double Holy Cannolis Naked News Free For One Week!

For those that don't know, Naked News is a completely legit news organization with daily programs on Hollywood, music, pop culture, and events of the day with hot anchors who get completely naked. It's Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is butt naked. Sure, you can keep watching boring depressing news on TV, or you can watch sexy naked girls delivering the news and occasionally going nude bowling or nude aerobics. That tough choice is up to you, young Padawan. Enjoy.

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley Bosom Bikini Buddies For Your Menage-A-Ta-Ta Fantsies

At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We've been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.

Sometimes, I just don't know what's wrong with this world. But I always know what's right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That's most definitely right. Now, let's get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett Topless Black Panties Striptease for Ginger Snapping Happy Times

 

Lucy Collett just seems like she'd be a fun gal to have on a summer road trip. Especially when I announced the topless only rules for my car. I bet she wouldn't balk at that rule. Or the one where we take turns sitting on the driver's lap and she's the only passenger. Your turn again, Lucy. Beg my ungentlemanly thoughts, but Lucy and her ginger topped sweet topless body tends to make prurient thoughts race through my head like greyhounds chasing a rabbit. Only, I don't want to eat the rabbit, I want to rub it all over with hot baby oil then tickle it with feathers. I don't know, maybe the greyhounds really want to do that too. I can't read dog minds.

Lucy, you are my sweet teated treat. I have been fond of you through think and skin. I think that's how the expression goes. Someday, we shall be together and the sounds of our merry giggles shall be matched only by the primal screams of our passions. And that's just the first date. Call me, let's make this happen. My iPhone informs me my calendar is open until as far as the calendar goes. Enjoy.

Lacey Banghard Chests Up to Sam Cooke for Game on in Boobtastic Battle Mode

 

I love it when the girls get together for a little flouncy funbag in your face time. It's the world's least violent and most arousing competition we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely ladies, four faptastic chestal fineries. One will walk away with the prize package of my earnest appreciation and un-ending desire while the other will walk away with pretty much the same.

I don't play favorites. But in the contest of summer melons betwixt Lacey Banghard and Sam Cooke, you must do that very thing. In your talented and experienced opinion, between these two ladies of my dreams, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Lacey Banghard vs. Sam Cooke

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