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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Tallulah Willis, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, Lindsay Lohan, and Tons More Coachella 2014 Hotties Pretending to Be Hippies

As you know, Coachella used to be an indie music festival out in the desert past Palm Springs a little ways. Now it's a mega corporate sponsored headliner act scene that features the likes of Beyonce and Pink and Gwen Stefani and I don't know, maybe Justin Bieber too at this point. Nevertheless, the more corporate and lame it becomes, the more it becomes a must-visit for pretty much celebrity under 30 (and Steven Tyler) to attend and dress in chic hippy wear and occasionally some nice boobtastic reveals during the warm days.

This year's evening part events and day time music scenes included the show off likes of Tallulah Willis, Lindsay Lohan, Alessandra Ambrosio and many others attending the Flaunt magazine shindig at night, and Selena Gomez, Ireland BaldwinKendall Jenner, Paris Hilton, Kesha, and many many more for the VIP grassy concert area.

It was a plethora of who's who in young Hollywood (and Steven Tyler) all pretending to be bohemians in the desert, or at least bohemians with makeup and hair stylists and designer chic wardrobes. Hey, you can only common yourself up so much. Some more skin would've been nice, but, hey, this is pretending to be Indie, so you can only get away with looking so hot. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Nekkid and Full Frontal Bikini Changing in St. Barts

 

I'm beginning to feel a little bit like that William H. Macy character in Boogie Nights who keeps finding his professional adult film star wife 'engaged' in off hours work at every turn. I've just recovered from knowing that my future wife and extremely hot model Edita Vilkeviciute has been hanging out topless on the beach in St. Barts, now I've discovered she was caught changing and all over nekkid on the beach for all the world to see. Well, all the Egotastic! world to see. I feel like our relationship could use a few boundaries.

Obviously, I'm polyamorous, meaning, I have zero self restraint. And I expected to bring this up with Edita when she stops sicking her Teutonic dogs on me every time I get within fifty feet. But the idea that she's just going to flash her perfect bare funbags and lady nest, not to mention that world class bottom, sans any clothing whenever and wherever she likes. Well, I'm going to have to talk to her about who is wearing the pants in this future marriage. Hopefully, it won't be more for any great lengths. Enjoy.

Rita Ora, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, Rihanna and More Hotties from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Let's be honest. There's really no reason for the MTV Movie Awards each year. MTV doesn't even run music anymore, let alone have movie coverage outside of paid advertisements. The show hasn't been fun since my fond memories of going with Tila Tequila to the red carpet to raise a ruckus and have Tila shot out her love for celebrity lady nest to all the MTV celebs.

Nevertheless, it's Viacom which means publicity and some fine looking babes pimping various projects and showing up all hot and bothered. Hot at least. The parade of sextastic ladies at this year's event included boobtastic Rita Ora, Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan and others little bits of decked out delight. As for the show itself, let's just say checking out these good looking ladies is 99.9% of the entertainment value from the entire evening's events. Enjoy.

Rosanna Arquette Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, The Game of Thrones Ladies of the Evening Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

If it's Friday then it must be Mr. Skin forecast for the fun side of your home viewing weekend entertainment. Like clockwork, Mr. Skin informs you of how to get your minute hand on your six o'clock and have yourself a little private party. And this week is hardly short of many visually moving wonderments that ought to keep your quite content in your comfy chair with your remote.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Paz de la Huerta quite full frontal and nekkid and making out with Katrina Bowden in Nurse 3D now out on Blu-Ray, the hottie brunettes and redheads of whoredom on Game of Thrones getting nekkid themselves in the season opener on HBO, and veteran thespianic Rosanna Arquette not nekkid in Game Day out in theaters today, but quite topless in a number of her former cinematic ventures. It's lots of lovely funbags just the way we like them, full and ripe like summer berries. Enjoy.

(Absolutely do not forget the best Easter gift ever for your friends and family, a discounted membership to the entire vault of Mr. Skin.com)

Marlene Morrow Classic Nekkid Goodness For a Very Happy Playboy TV Easter Deal

 

There are many things I love about my own Playboy membership. One is the historical nature of Playboy content. While Egotastic! runs a solid eight years back now, Playboy has been around for sixty years and archived all of their crazy nekkid hot model and celebrity content. For instance, say I want to see who was  the Playmate during Easter forty years ago. With a couple clicks I pull up the deliciously early 70's fun bodied Marlene Morrow. Just wicked hotness from the era of bush and blessed tan lines. Yes, it turns out that sextastic women without their clothes on have always been passion inducing.

Easter Special: Playboy.TV for just $5.83 month with Annual Pass

To celebrate the current Easter 2014, our friends at Playboy Plus are offering a super special deal on Playboy.TV. Forty years ago, you couldn't get thousands of videos and television programs featuring Playboy level hotties, but now you can. Right there on your computer or mobile device. And it's just a few bucks a month. God bless the advancement of media and technology. The women stay hot as ever, the delivery systems keep getting better. Enjoy.

Hello, Candace Cameron, I’m Happy To See You Too

Is it possible to have a second stage lust crush on a former lust crush? Well, it's most definitely happening between me and Candace Cameron since she started showing up in her tight sweaty outfits on the set of Dancing with the Stars, re-stoking the flames of inappropriate D.J. Tanner fantasies. Hey, the house wasn't always full and filled with judgmental eyes.

Candace has been treating a whole gaggle of men to a revival of feelings showing off her well worked out dancing competitor body, not to mention booty in tight stretch pants. When Danny gets home, we'll probably all be grounded. But, for now, it's time for some visual leering and reaching back into the vaults for some archived dreamscapes. Candace, you're looking mighty fine. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Goodness Invades My Mind and Fills My Soul and Other Poetic Nonsense

 

Continuing on with our hottie British line of regal temptresses, Emma Glover deserves far more accolade for her stellar good looks and ridiculously hot body that can be delivered with mere words. I'd probably use semaphore flags if given the option. That way I could wave Emma in for a soft landing in my cocoon of Glover appreciation where I keep a shrine to the crazy hot brunette.

Emma Glover is not afraid to get her clothes off outdoors to show you her fine funbags so deeply full of future fun time stories yet to be told. Every time she takes her top off, an angel gets its wings. At least, that's the best way to describe the feeling I get in my nether regions. Oh, Emma, you give so much and ask for so little. I really really like that kind of relationship. You're my hero. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out the Emma Glover official page for all your crazy hot Glovetastic needs.)