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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Taylor Swift Tight Dress Highlights the MuchMusic Video Awards in Canada

I get nervous just thinking about the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto each year. If MTV and Billboard provide the height of craptastic pop music here in the U.S., MuchMusic takes it possibly even one step further into stinky sound land with their award show odes to horrible sounds and the goofy looking teens who make them. Still, I have a job to do, and it is often dirty, sometimes painful, but it's still my job to suss out the sextastic wherever and whenever it appears. And, once again last night, Taylor Swift stole the show.

Now, I know there are mixed feelings about Taylor Swift in these parts. But, for me, there's no denying that since her chest somehow got a little bigger and straighter earlier this year, Taylor has grown into all sorts of adult like hotness appearances at major media gatherings of late, including the very same MuchMusic Video Awards where she killed her competition in a skin tight dress. I'm going to say no panties as well. I have no idea. I just wanted to say (and think) that. Still quite hot. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Muffin Bare Midriff in a Sports Bra and Booty Hugging Pants in L.A.

We definitely have a major crush on Britty pop star and platinum blondie Rita Ora. She does like to show off. And, apparently, loves herself a decent meal, which is quite a difference from many of her fellow wafer thin celebrity peers.

We wouldn't throw a hot woman out of bed for eating crackers, let alone squishing our gonads with a ball peen hammer, so we wouldn't shoo away a fine lass like Rita just for having a little muffin top working. Just look at those curves wrapped in spandex, top and bottom, and you get an idea of how much soft and bouncy fun could be had after clothing peel-back time.

Finally, a girl who doesn't need a sandwich. Just some all over hugs. Enjoy.

Haley King and Giada De Laurentiis Highlight the Boobtastic Goodness at Daytime Emmy Awards

There's a thing called the Daytime Emmy Awards. Think of it as the Emmy Awards, but strictly for unemployed heavier set people who watch a lot of TV during the day. To be fair, that group also includes relatively slender stoners, retired police officers, and working bartenders. Still, it's mostly shows most people have never heard of winning awards. Talk shows, judge shows, soaps, cooking and lifestyle shows, and yadda yadda yadda.

BUT, there is definitely something to be said for the hotness of some of the winners and attendees over the weekend, most notably the boobtastic faptastic displays put on by young busty Haley King, and veteran cleavetastic queen, Giada de Laurenttis. Both ladies brought some serious chest skin exhibition game to the award show. It's almost enough to make me want to take up daytime television watching. I do so love my couch and Bugles. Enjoy.

Daveigh Chase Braless and Kind of See-Through Leaving Chateau Marmont

Wow, it's been almost six years now since we've seen then teenaged Big Love starlet Daveigh Chase prancing about in a bikini. Now Daveigh is all grown up and in her 20's and revealing some hints of her bare boobtastic beneath a knitted top without benefit of undergarments whilst departing the Chateau Marmont party over the weekend.

Now, you know we highly encourage attractive women with healthy udders to go commando, top and bottom, just for good graces. And for the brilliant effect often produced by low outside lighting and bright paparazzi bulb flashes. You owe yourself a close inspection of these photos. Enjoy.

Nicole Neal Topless Supergirl Pictures Continue to Fly In

 

Just when I cried about what seemed like the end of that amazing Nicole Neal USA Supergirl photoshoot from Front magazine, well along come some additional images of the Page 3 glamour model in and out of her cosplay goodies, flashing that absolutely killer body of hers. How we would like to be the wardrobe assistant to her day time costume fun time activities. We'd be respectful, but make suggestions and occasionally offer to help her change into and out of her intimates. We are only human.

There's nothing we like around here better than surprises. And, for the record, not the ones that come in small packages. Enjoy.

Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures Red Hot for the Big Hawaiian Vacation Windup

We've really had a fun time ogling Paige Butcher this past week in Hawaii on vacation with her boyfriend, Eddie Murphy. She's brought a new bikini to bear each and every day. Each one of the two piecers becoming more and more showy and exhibiting of her long and lean Australian model body.

Well, Paige saved the best for the last, as we're told her vacation is wrapping up, delivering a knockout blow to the oglers in her little red popping bikini. As seems her usual, Paige prefers her bikini bottoms slung low across her lady area, revealing the fine work of some body waxer somewhere, not to mention the fact that she's been doing all-over conditioning on her body. No flabby soft Betty down yonder. Prepare yourself for some muscular contractions. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Sighting Signals Start of the Ambrosio Summer Gams Season

You know of my fondness for the hot stems on these very alluring women we follow. None more so perhaps than Alessandra Ambrosio, the wicked hot mom who not only works hard to tone her legs, during the summer season, nobody really shows them off more than Alessandra.

Hanging out with her daughter over the weekend, Alessandra brought out a tell-tale sign of the coming warm weather leg show she'll be putting on this summer once more. A shorter dress to give a hint of all good, long, and taut things to come. We do so love the legs of summer. I fully expect this to be the best ever. Enjoy.

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