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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Summer St. Claire Removes Her Top and My World Goes to Happy Pieces


It’s always Summer somewhere. I should amend that to say, I’m always ogling Summer St. Claire somewhere, year round, because I happen to have a thing for hot brunettes with perfectly divine funbags who love to strip on camera. I know, it’s just me. What? You too? Well then you’re welcome to enter the Honeycomb Hideout of hotties I’ve made my life’s work.

Summer St. Claire reminds me that you don’t even need particularly good lighting if you have one stellar fine female form and some lingerie that doesn’t stay on for very long. Oh, those delicious passion inducing teats on Summer St. Claire. Just so motorboatable, even though that’s technically not a word though it clearly should be. She inspires my head to the left and the right in rapid fashion whilst making outboard engine sounds. No doubt. Summer, you’ve once against helped us conquer winter. Bless your entire body of work. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Summer St. Claire

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Megan Fox Camel Toe Flashes Signs of Life in Her Gym Tights

Aw, mom. You’re never too grown up to sport some camel toe in tights in public. I don’t care how much Megan Fox has retreated from the sextastic spotlight since marrying Brian Austin-Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and bearing him children. She will always be Foxy to me. And, she will always be into blessed stretch pants pulled up tight into her personal cubicle.

I certainly miss the old Megan Fox something awful. She had a run there like nobody’s business for several years. Then life’s circumstances caused her to change paths, which I can respect, but still not be very happy with. I’d like to think that with so many years of hotness left in the tank, Megan will return to us gentleman oglers one day in half shirts and short dresses and lingerie and less. Without hope, what do we have? Okay, well yes, tons of archival pictures. And the occasional camel toe in the Valley. So not completely bereft. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Thong Pictures Set Sail on a Pool Raft Into Your Dreams

If hot bodies could open doors, and they do in my abode, then Michelle Lewin could pretty much walk through any portal in the world just by flashing her thong laced asstastic. Damn that thumper on this fitness model and all-around Miami area body exhibitionist deserves some kind of medal. I’d pin it on her just to watch her crush it betwixt her powerful cheeks and form it into a perfectly smooth diamond.

Michelle avoided the beach crowd and took her bikini sextastic show to the local area pool where she set sail on her raft which just has to be called the S.S. Boner Inducer and put on a show for gentleman oglers within a forty block radius. It’s simply incredibly how tight and taught she keeps her curves. You throw in those 1980′s reflective sunglasses and you have the makings of a visual wonderment. Please, proceed with caution. Don’t chafe to badly before Christmas, especially if you work the mall santa swing shift. The children need you. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande Shakes Her Various Moneymakers as the Jingle Balls Roll On

I’m not even sure what city the Jingle Ball radio station tour landed in last night, I only know Ariana Grande made me want to live another day for the chance to be her boyfriend. On the down low naturally. I wouldn’t want my friends to know I was dating Ariana Grande what with her diva reputation. In turn, she might want to keep hush about dating a guy on the doughnut and beer diet who’s ‘fancy dinners’ take place at The Sizzler.

Hot 99.5, wherever that is, hosted Ariana in another one of her brilliantly catty and showy little stage costumes, preening around the stage and singing about something that was important to the computer that generated her song. I’m not sure why Mother Nature gave this minxy pop star a body built for play, but she clearly did. It would be somewhat disrespectful to deny that blessed Fate. Ariana, call me, I can whip up a inflatable pool worth of Jell-O in about forty-five minutes, thirty minutes maybe if I can contain my tears of joy. Those cat-ears and everything beneath them are absolutely killing me. Enjoy.

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Cora Keegan Topless Tall and Lanky Nekkid Hot


If you’re like me and you happen to dig tall blonde American models who stand out for their lack of fear in posing nekkid for wicked hot shoots then fall in lust once again with Cora Keegan, the slender fair haired darling of the modeling world. Cora seems to understand that Mother Nature gave her a naturally hot body for a reason. And, no, that reason was not to wear double sweaters and baggy pants and pretend she’s not female form blessed. Share your talents with the world and make it a better place for all as Cora does in this revealing Chadwick Tyler photo shoot.

Every wish I’ve ever made with every candle blown out involves something close to all ridiculously sextastic women following Cora’s lead in liberating their bodies for the cameras, if not while covered in honey mustard and rolling around on my faux deer skin before my even more faux fireplace. Both would be wonderful. I think I once always wished for peace on earth, but that felt too amorphous so I voted for more hot nekkid women because that is the road to get there. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Chadwick Tyler

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Bridgit Mendler Short Dress and Hot Legs in WeHo

Disney TV starlet and now underrated 21-year old hottie Bridgit Mendler thought she could hit the streets of Hollywood for a photoshoot without catching my eye. Good luck, Bridgit. Save for the fifteen hours a day I lay hibernating in my plush dog style bed and the four hours I am glued to the various professional sports packages on my Vizio, I’m like a hawk that roams the skies with my eyes on the sextastic prize. Namely you, Bridgit, you underrated hottie.

Bridgit was shooting something mildly innocent but definitely teasy as is the m.o. of the Disney alumni, working her way eventually into the type of visual wonderment that will go on my wall of shame and fame. All the tools are there for this young singing and acting and bubbly ingenue. It’s time to open the toolbox and build something special, Bridgit. Like a birdhouse or a nekkid photoshoot, with me pushing you toward the latter. Birds don’t really need houses as badly as we need to see your… well, wings. Enjoy.

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Are You Watching All the Topless Asian Hotties on Marco Polo on Netflix Yet?



This is not a paid advertisement for the Marco Polo series just launched on Netflix. This is an unpaid advertisement for one of the best new shows featuring an epic amount of hot Asian lady bodacious nekkidness. One of these days, I’ll actually figure out how to get paid and I can do both I suppose.

The show centers around tMarco Polo as stud in the court of Kublai Khan. I think he was Genghis’s more kindly uncle or something. In either case, concubines seemed to be pretty plentiful and not so big on wearing clothes. Which is where I come in. With a pleasant walk down mammary lane of Mongolia circa the 13th century. Check out the bevy of boobtastic beauties from the first six episodes of the first season and see if you don’t fall in lust with this latest from Netflix. Granted, not all the Asian ladies are Asian, but I love a nekkid melting pot. Netflix doesn’t skimp on the sets or teats, I will say that. I’ll also throw in a solid, dang! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Marco Polo/Netflix