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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Sophie Simmons Big Wet Nipples Steal The Underwater Photo Show

Well, this is different. If you can put aside what some might consider a desecration of the Stars and Stripes, this Aleks Kocev H2o shoot of Sophie Simmons, first daughter of Gene and Shannon, is rather unique and alluring and most definitely, big ole nipple inspiring. Sophie definitely has some headlights that love to come out and play slippery when wet.

We don't see a lot of Sophie outside of her reality TV appearances. Kind of a shame. She seems like she has some talent in the teasy photo subject department. Perhaps her dad will put down the Uzi and let her play in front of the cameras a bit more. There seems like much more to give. I breathlessly await. Now stow that nipple before somebody loses and eye. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Motions for Rosie Jones to Step Forward and Battle Boobs

 

It's always difficult for me when two particularly favorite ladies of the lust-inducement industry step into the same round ring of titular excellence to compete chest to chest for the top melons of the week. It's like kissing your cousin, if your cousin happens to be crazy hot with a rack built in heaven itself.

In this week's Battle of the Boobtastic, India Reynolds takes on Rosie Jones for the ultimate conflict of sweet teats smooshed up against one another in contention for the crown. I haven't the stomach or heart to decide between these two luscious female forms. So, decide you must, break a heart, elate a soul, it's up to you. Between these two faptastic sweethearts, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rosie Jones

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Courtney Stodden Cleavetastic Flying Boxing!

Yes, it's true, even with her mammoth mammaries, Courtney Stodden takes flight in her little white shorts and low cut top boxing in these rather must-see photos of Courtney Stodden boobtastic workout on WWTDD. Seriously, you will not be disappointed. She leaps through the air with the greatest of ease.

For all the negative Nancy runs on Courtney, there's no doubt she does keep her body in top top shape. She's pretty tight all over. If she could just find a way to add that missing talent quotient. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Stripes Sextastic Off Spanish Isles

I can't think of anybody having more fun this summer than Michelle Rodriguez.. Bikini splashing across the Mediterranean, making stops in various ports of call to show off in her bikinis, jump off the port bow, and make love to men and women and probably a few sea nymphs in betwixt.

Michelle's latest stop was Ibiza where she's intermingling with the massive celebrity population on the vacation island, but making sure not to take life too seriously. It's hard not to admire Michelle and her general upbeat playful attitude, if not gawk and leer at her taut female form and how openly she expresses her body language of play time. I bet she's be a fun vacation buddy. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Bikini ‘Toe’ and Hot Booty Flashing in Italy

I haven't really kept up with Eva Longoria and her busy love life of late, though I do believe she remains one of Hollywood's most eligible bachelorettes with money, power, and a slamming bikini body with a sultry Latina flair. The trifecta of the perfect woman.

Eva has been vacationing with some dude or another in Italy, and took time out of her tourist schedule to show off her bikini body by the pool at her resort. Oh, yes, Eva Longoria has still very much got it. Frontside, backside, topside, downside. There's not an inch of Eva Longoria I wouldn't bathe to slather in lotion and then later insist that yes, that really is just lotion, now close your eyes and go back to sleep. Eva does include some pretty naughty thoughts. Enjoy.

Elle Fanning Sports Bra and Stretch Pants For Her Daily Workout

Elle Fanning might be young, but she's one of the hottest commodities in Hollywood these days given that she's tall, slender, blonde, and also has some serious acting chops. The sky's the limit for Elle, probably well past her older sister, though that remains to be seen, though Elle is making sure when she gets her bare-arse movie parts she won't be needing a CGI smear job like Dakota. Elle hits that gym in Studio City pretty much every day for yoga and dancing and some other things that keep her in top top teen readiness.

Elle's semi-standard gym wardrobe is the little sports bra and tights, a regular but striking figure on her daily jaunts to workout. There are a few more things I'm tempted to say about Elle, but decorum and prevailing laws in Guam currently prevent me from mentioning. Just a hey, how's it going, Elle, looking good, will have to do. Enjoy.

Raquel Zimmermann Topless Flaunting Her Picture Perfect Body in Love Magazine

 

Granted, there is all kinds of art and majesty and styling and themes and other elements for which the gentleman ogler has little use in this Raquel Zimmermann topless pictorial in the new edition of Love Magazine. Then again, there is the little matter of the sextastic Brazilian supermodel flashing her swollen perfect funbags in a number of shots designed to be soft enough for a woman, but strong enough for a man.

We only get to see Raquel every now and then. I'm not sure if she's semi-retired or been taking time off from work. At one point, she was ranked as one of the top models in the world and covering so many prominent magazines. I'll gladly accept her return to the fold by way of some perfectly perty mammarial treats. Maybe you can never go home again. But it can't hurt to be topless while you try. Enjoy.