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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Jennifer Lopez Crazy Hot Cleavetastic Mom Swimsuit Photoshoot For US Weekly

I don’t know what Jennifer Lopez is eating or drinking, but I’ll have some of what she’s having, if you know what I mean. I don’t even know what I mean. I want Jennifer to have it all. This Forties and Faptastic MILF has somehow managed to get even hotter and more alluring with age, providing yet another generation of boys the proper form of passage into manhood, ogling, leering, longing, and then some other stuff that you need to ask your parents about.

When you think Jennifer Lopez and US Weekly your mind doesn’t immediately go to images of a desperately hot mom in a set of revealing swimsuit photos. But now it can. I give you permission. And ammunition to play out any and all veteran sextastic scenarios involving J-Lo, her swimsuits, and you coming to deliver ice to her to cool her down during tanning. Nobody delivers ice anymore, but you might as well run with it and pretend she asks you to rub it over her burning body to help reduce the swelter. It could happen. Step one, find where Jennifer lays out in those revealing suits. Step two, find ice. I’m halfway there. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: US Weekly

Vanessa Hudgens Extreme Plunging Braless Cleavetastic in the Big Apple

Every day we’re seeing brunette petite hottie Vanessa Hudgens exiting her building on the way to her Broadway play. Every day she’s wearing something chesty and sweet and revealing and hiding her head from the waiting press. I don’t understand it. I mean, not the bosomy reveals. I most definitely get that part. Why the hiding of her beautiful face and the pride she should feel for looking so stellar in her sheer breezy braless outfits.

Today Vanessa probably has topped herself. At least her sidewalk work of the past few weeks. The combination of her low cut outfit and the lack of undergarments led Vanessa to be posing in the style of the European supermodels who do tend to flash much cleavetastic on their daily promenades and shopping trips. Vanessa’s own sweet ta-ta’s were on fine New York Spring display, like a Siren’s call to come and visit the Big Apple. Or at least come and take a peek at these perfect peaches. Now I’m just feeling hungry. Something’s grumbling. Just so hot, Vanessa. Enjoy.

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Yan Yi Bondage And Pasties, It’s Busty Chinese Goodness With the Perfect Hint of Naughty

Somedays you just need a hot busty Asian in various stages of bondage and pasties to kick start you engines. I call those days every days. I really could use a wake up call by way of the bodaciously curved Yan Yi, a Chinese glamour model discovered on our journeys to the Orient in search of the girls who drive men crazy on the Westside of the Pacific.

Yan Yi certainly has the gear to be a serious breaker of men’s bodies and souls, if not hearts and minds, or just bells and whistles. She really seems to know what she’s doing. This isn’t her first bondage and pasties rodeo. Certainly not the last one I’m going to imagine. When Mother Nature invented busty sextastic Chinese girls, she must’ve taken at least a brief break, put her feet up on the table, and just smiles at her handiwork. I would’ve bought her a cup of coffee. Job well done. Enjoy.

Lucy Collett, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones, Rhian Sugden, Lissy Cunningham And Kelly Hall Topless in the Page 3 Roundup

 
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Oh, my lovely Britty birds with the heaving bosoms of Olympus. The kind of work you blondes and brunettes and ginger topped sweethearts perform each week on behalf of funbag unfurling should never be taken for granted. I don’t take you for granted, girls. There are so many other places I would prefer to take you.

Lucy Collett and Rhian Sugden and Kelly Hall and others of the sweet bare melon crew found their way this week onto the pages of the revealing Sun tabloid and into the hearts of millions. I could be very happy stranded on a desert island with just these six sextastic sirens. Food, clothing, and shelter entirely optional. I wouldn’t make it past one night. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Page 3

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Bar Refaeli Asstastic Posing for Laisha

Nothing to see here. Just wicked hot Bar Refaeli posing with her perfect asstastic out like a beacon of hope and tingle for all the world’s gentleman oglers. I don’t believe I could even imagine a finer bottom side in my mind’s eye, which imagines fine bottoms about most every waking hour of the day.

I can’t tell you if these are brand new photos of the Israeli crazy alluring blonde model, but I can tell you they are making all nine of my non-frost bitten toes curl up with a mix of happiness and hope. She really is one of the wonders of the visual world. Featured in Laisha magazine, Bar lays upon some cars and other inanimate objects for which I am currently experiencing some unhealthy levels of jealousy. Oh, to have Bar Refaeli in revealing clothes resting upon your own posts and lintels. Ooh, my lintels just shuddered. So damn hot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Laisha Magazine

Toni Garrn Braless in Sheer Bodysuit At Cannes

The competition at Cannes for hottest everything is just intense. All the world’s crazy hot models and celebrities are there in the finest designer gowns being photographed by a thousand paparazzi. It’s intense. So what’s a German supermodel to do but hit the red carpet in something barely there and black and see-through. Well done, Toni Garrn.

This isn’t the kind of dress you can get away with unless Mother Nature granted you some stellar genes and you thanked her by eating greens and working out routinely. You can pretty much see everything through the sweet haute couture stylings, so much so that Toni was quite certain to wear panties to keep herself from being arrested. Oh, I can feel an arrest coming on myself. Just truly epic combo of a sextastic woman and her daring choices of public exhibitionism. Enjoy.

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Madison Banes Naked at the Movies for the Naked News (VIDEO)

 
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There are many ways to skin a cat, but I prefer the way that involves hot brunettes getting nekkid while doing so. That pretty much applies to everything in life. Heck, I could get a parking ticket from a sexy minx without any clothes on and just thank her for keeping the streets safe. I’m that affected by the sight of lovely lady parts. You too? Good, then you will definitely want to check out hostess Madison Banes of the Naked News crew talking summer movies and stripping out of her attire in this Naked at the Movies video edition (link) from the good folks at Naked News.

There are many ways to learn about upcoming movies. This is clearly the best. Think Rotten Tomatoes but with Perfectly Ripe Peaches. I know. Much better. Check out the video and get your own 7-Day Free Trial Subscription to Naked News, because gosh dangit, you deserve it. Treat yourself right with nekkid honeys keeping you up to speed. Enjoy.