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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Natalie Dormer Topless, Jane Fonda Topless, Eva Green Topless All in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Hello there, faptastic skinematic content. The best of the week available on the big and little screen for your medium sized fun times viewing your favorite celebrities baring boobtastic on the silver screen. I'm not sure how people actually spent their private time before the invention of the moving pictures, but I'm guessing there was an awful lot of rubbing up against tree branches and sobbing. Thank heavens for Mr. Skin.

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This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Dormer not nekkid in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One, but definitely wonderful topless in Game of Thrones Season Two, Jane Fonda topless and making the sexy in 70's classic Coming Home, now out on Blu-Ray, and Eva Green extensively topless along with Juno Temple topless in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, now also out on Blu-Ray. Oh, those celebrity funbags. So ripe and dripping with, um, ripeness. Check them all out. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, Kate Upton Boobtastic, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, glorious last Friday before Black Friday when middle aged people will trample old people buying gifts for young people in perhaps the most perverted Circle of Life demonstration ever. I shall miss those of you who don't make it ever so dearly. But, time marches on, heals all wounds, and names lame people to their Person of the Year edition. Thus, on this Friday, we turn out attention and optical lenses toward the velveteen pouch that contains this week's content of reader submitted skin, flesh, and funbags. A little invention that since 1911 we've been calling, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton in her first big bikini shoot (oh, my my's thanks to EgoReader 'Brett'), Madonna topless in some of her stellar screen work (dramatic, no, topless, yes, via 'Owen'), Chloe Sevigny nekkid in Purple (full Chloes courtesy of 'Stag'), Jane March topless thespianic (lovely lovelies by way of 'Marco'), Elizabeth Hurley topless in her beginning days (big hair and funtops sent by 'Steven'), Edie Falco topless and revelatory (Falco peaches presented by 'Damon'), India Reynolds topless in Zoo (India glorious views promoted by 'Stacey'), wicked hot Morena Baccarin baring teats in Homeland (how I lust Morena, 'Evan G.' knows that), Abbie Cornish topless and fruitful (British besties tosses into the mix by 'Merv'), Paz de la Huerta nekkid fun times (pleasantly prurient views by 'David R.'), Evangeline Lily bra and panties screencaps (lost was I ere I saw Lily, from 'Bruce'), Kate Beckinsale topless and inspiring (pre-MILF Kate still so beautiful, via 'Ryan'), Swedish TV lovely Emma Zetterberg topless in Cafe magazine (tussen takk shout out to 'Lusen'), Lucy Lui nip slip from Elementary (caught by so many of you I can't count, thanks to all!), the blessedly hot Marion Cotillard just simply stunning (many obliges go out to 'Jean-Yves'), Sophie Howard stunning topless selfies (I could sleep in those pillows, just outstanding 'Regan'), Emma Frain topless with a topless buddy (buddy system perfected by 'Jonathan'), and last but not least, Euro-lovely Valerie Kaprrinsky quite nekkid in a beautiful work of cinematic art (kudos to 'Poppy' for the throwback visual delights). I'm not going to sugar coat this. It's a lot of nekkid celebrity flesh. If you can't handle it, I'll still respect you. Or not. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Full Frontal Naked Veteran Hotness in Flaunt Magazine

 

If you got it, flaunt it. Rose McGowan has got it. This Forty and Faptastic club member gets an occasional jeer for some unfortunate 90210 modifications in the past, but I'll state unequivocally that Rose McGowan is one beautiful looking lady. Granted, I don't know what unequivocally means. And, yes, I may be slightly prejudiced since Rose has one super stellar female form completely revealed, head to fun parts, in this Flaunt Magazine pictorial.

How many Tinsel Town actresses do you know who will bare their lady nest full and frontal with blessedly uncovered teats in such a classic manner? The list is truly very short. The opposite of my feelings for Rose. Whatever you're doing, my lovely, keep on doing it. You are a blessing to gentleman oglers and Sapphic leaning women everywhere. Bravo. And, yes, do call me. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Heavenly White Hot Owning the Wild Red Carpet

Okay, we saw Kimberly Cole on this same red carpet for the movie Wild earlier, but let's be honest, Reese Witherspoon is the star of this movie and the girl I dream about nekkid fishing with nightly. She absolutely owned the paparazzi at her own star turning film premiere, as she should, and she did. Reese gets ridiculed at times for her occasionally drunkenly silly outbursts at the po-po, as if the rest of us are somehow immune to acting stupid while under the influence of too many beverages. Reese is by all accounts, just one fine minxy bosomy MILF making her way in the rough streets of Brentwood.

And when Reese gets all decked out for galas and red carpet, man, look out. She is a true knockout. I believe they call this movie star beauty. I just call it, oh, please, may I have a small taste, just a sliver. It's never polite to insist on a big piece of pie. My grandma taught me that. She was a crude lady. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Topless Showdown With Sisterly Brunette Holly Peers

 

There's really no reason to take two perfectly friendly glamorous girls with ridiculously hot bodies and force them into brutally honest chestal competition. Okay one reason. It's really fun. The notion that you could have one of these set tremendous peaches perched over your drooling maw, let alone two battling it out for the right to perch. Wow, that's like doubling down on the dream. I admire the ambition.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two of my all-time favorite all-stars, India Reynolds and her cheeky sweetness taking on Holly Peers, a woman for whom I'd root for the Raiders if she told me it made her hot. That's a big give. She's a big hot girl. For your part, it is the role to decide the winner, and, ergo, the not winner. In your opinion, between these two super fine vixens, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Holly Peers

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Kimberly Cole Braless Lacy Flashes for the Premiere of Wild

Wild is the epic journey of Reese Witherspoon into nature to recover from a personal tragedy and rediscover her own humanity. Okay, unless Reese has to disrobe to save herself from a feral bear, I'm not going to see this. It sounds too deep for my cursory level understanding of the human condition. Conditions brought on by the likes of MTV hostess and pop singer Kimberly Cole strutting the red carpet of the Wild movie premiere without any bra.

You may have noticed a definite trend in Hollywood fashion of late that is very anti-bra. Or, what you might call, very pro-Egotastic! I'm not sure which fashion maven has convinced so many hot women in the business to show off upstairs commando, but I want to give them a big wet kiss. Or maybe just a box of See's Candies to be safe. Kimberly Cole looked mighty fine in her own backless and braless lacy gown. I do so highly endorse this look. Not to mention the up to one saved in trying to unclasp a brassiere should be so ever fortunate and dexterously impaired as I. Enjoy.

Michea Crawford Strikes Out Alluringly, Sparing Us No Sextastic (Get It? Bowling Time!)

Okay, look, my job is easy, but not that easy. I do occasionally need to make horrible puns and I do often need to stare at beautiful half-nekkid women all day long. Okay, it's pretty easy. But when I see the likes of Michea Crawford modeling lingerie in a bowling alley, don't think I don't get the itch to bolt out of this office and grab my 16-pound blue betty and hit the lanes. At least, I think that's what that itch indicates. I should probably see a doctor.

Michea Crawford and her brunette lusciousness took to the turkey shoot for another day of pimping the Bestform lingerie line. If Bestform refers to the ridiculously hot body of Michea, I'd call it very aptly name. Your results may vary, as they say in many disclaimers. The very thought of bowling with a sextastic hot model in lingerie is actually now making me weak in the knees. I'm going to need more rosin! Enjoy.