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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Rumer Willis Poking Braless In The Big Apple

Rumer Willis hasn't always been the recipient of universal lusting praise, but I must say, she's looking really rather alluring these days. It's not just her love of bare chests, no bras, showy tops and the likes, she just seems to have a new ray of sunshine deep in her sunshiney areas.

Rumer was out and about in Manhattan, buying some lingerie for somebody special, maybe me, but  probably not. She seemed excited in either case as her headlights pointed directly down Broadway like directional signals. I'm not exactly sure how Rumer Willis spends her days, but so long as she doesn't spend them putting on undergarments, consider me a big supporter of her routine. C'mon, Rumer, flash them guns. Daddy needs a new smile. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi Bikini Pictures Pink With Booty Perfection

Laura Cremaschi has been putting her name, and bikini body and one tight killer booty, out there for a run at queen of the beach in Miami these days, flaunting her fine female form almost daily on the warm strip of sand. I'm not sure if other international models now have to kiss her ring or snap her thong to gain permission to the beach, but I sure would like to see both of those going on.

The model and showgirl from The Boot has made a noteworthy impression on all lovers of the tight round buns. While she could probably use a sandwich or two, Laura falls into my skinny sweet category of girls who I'm going to tell they look absolutely perfect until post-coital periods of reflection when I find I can be more honest. And that booty. Man, oh, man. Enjoy.

Eva Green Topless Treats With Bare Teats Sneak Peeked in Sin City 2

 

Sin City 2 didn't fare so well in its opening weekend. Not for lack of skin on the part of Eva Green. (Though perhaps partly from the lack of Skin from Jessica Alba). Eva Green will bring her boobtastic bare and buxom to any and all film roles where her perfect knockers can help. You might say, she's a dame to kill for. I know.

In Sin City 2, Eva and her mounds of joy provide many a special visual wonderment moment in a movie based upon visual displays of excellence. I can't say it's enough to save the film, but her wondrous teats are more than enough to save me one large smile. After all, isn't my happiness what it's all about? Enjoy.

Kate Moss Bikini Pictures Still Bringing the Veteran Supermodel Skills

For all the fun we and others make of Kate Moss, it's always good to remember that they don't just hand out the supermodel title and millions of dollars to any farmer's daughter. Kate Moss and remains an attractive blonde who dolls up rather nice for the cameras and catwalks. And, even when caught completely candid on her smoking yacht vacations still wears a bikini rather well and shows why you need to have more than I in your bank account to be her boyfriend. Don't worry, that's a pretty low threshold.

Kate was in her two piece with her family catching rays over the weekend off the coast of Spain. She really does delight in a nice once a month or so vacation to the Mediterranean climates. Just so long as she keeps showing off in her bikinis or less, I couldn't be happier for her. Kate resides in my Forty and Faptastic list. You may keep your own list naturally. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Vanessa Hudgens Crazy Sexy, Emma Stone Nipple Slip, Hayden Panettiere Bouncy Wet Boobtastic, and Much Much More

 

This week's Reader Finds comes to you from the Windy City where I'm opening up the email basket of joy and allowing our nation's third most populous city (I could be wrong) to take in the special aroma of the world's finest Stone Soup of communally gifted hot celebrity pictures. I wouldn't call this a road show per se, but if other cities around the world would like to meet the special terms of my contract rider such as the need for Evian baths within nekkid celebrities already soaking, I am up for the travel.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rebecca Romijn teasing with the bare behind (sweet peek thanks to EgoReader 'James'), Eliza Dushku barely covered nekkid (holy Dushku, via 'Stephanie'), Vanessa Hudgens boudoir wear sextastic (oh, my my's provided by 'Owen H.'), Kylie Jenner butt cheek peek (provided by the ever vigilant, 'JJ'), Emma Stone nip slip from Easy A (eagle-eyed by the near sighted 'Wheelz'), Amy Adams see-through top (tossed into the yard by the elusive 'Anon'), Sofia Vergara nekkid under water for you to try and see things (thank you kindly 'Aaron'), Alice Goodwin and her mams of fortune (kind captures from 'David P.'), Keeley Hawes topless on the silver screen (Britty bare boobtastic via 'Kent'), Roxanne Pallett udderly topless and amazing (more Britty bombshells from 'Tiku'), Emmy Rossum wicked hot in Details (oh, they name itself is awesome, kudos to 'Rita'), Christina De Rosa topelss in her skinematic work (lovely find from 'Devon'), Naturi Naughton making the sexy without her top on (Naturi alluring bits via 'Tony P.'), Laetitia Casta quite funbag flashing in the movies (ooh la la's delivered by 'Timothy'), Candice Swanepoel topless in one of her finest shoots ever (uber-sextastic gifted today by 'James R.'), Jen Selter hot booty workout (sweat provided by 'Mike'), model Eliza Sys topless in S Magazine (talk about your passion inducement from 'Paul H.'), Kendall Jenner itty bitty bikinis in Thailand (captures from that dreaded show by 'Yon'), Brooke Shields see-through wet nips on the big screen (horrible movie, but wonderful peeks by 'Alice'), Winter Ave Zoli topless stripper thespianics (daughters of anarchy ta's dropped off by 'Stephen U.'), Angie Harmon topless in her only topless moments I recall (fine Harmon puppies shared by 'Denny'), Madonna topless in her memorably Oscar worthy screen moments (Material Girl's mams via 'Lucienne'), Naomi Watts sweet funbags on the big screen (Naomi's noobs presented by 'Samuel'), Charlotte Ross and Christa Campbell topless in the boob under-rated Drive Angry (twin peak peeks offered up by 'Standard'), Amber Valletta nekkid hot model (donated for viewing by 'Bill P.'), Olympic gymnast Kyla Ross in a bikini (kudos to 'Justin' for pimping Kyla), Moran Atias in the buff (a fine contribution from another 'James'), and last, but never least, Sophie Simmons flashing skin on a bed (Galore mag pic promoted by 'Michael G.). It's almost too much, and, yet, never enough. You really must check these all out. You will thank me later. Enjoy.

Sabine Jemeljanova Chest Contacts Sam Cooke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

If only all earthly conflicts could be settled by warring tribes putting forth their finest and most fantastic funbags to settle all scores. The world suddenly becomes far more interesting. Heck I might even start exercising for real just so I can stick around longer.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke, two beauties of the perfect bosom I couldn't possibly decide between myself. Thankfully, this is your weekly obligation as Egotastic readers and gentlemen of expert chestal knowledge. So, in your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Sam Cooke

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