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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Charlotte Springer Topless on One Lucky Balcony Floor

 

If you know the goodness that is Charlotte Springer you know darn well that her little top is coming off at some point to reveal her tremendous bodily assets beneath. Not that she isn't a stunning woman while clad, but like most stunning women, she becomes whatever that word is beyond stunning when she removes her top and her perfectly ripe beaches dangle toward my fantasyland.

Charlotte Spring is one of those ladies that makes me happy to have been born on this particular planet in this particular era. You won't get this kind of thrill from being a single-celled moss like organism on Neptune. Although I suppose happiness is all in the eye of the beholder with a heavy touch of relativity. Nevertheless, Charlotte's glorious springers bring my cosmic tingles of the finest order. Long may she wave, especially in that all fours position. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Hotness Hits the Big Time in Cosmo

Somebody's star is certainly rising. And deservedly so. Emily Ratajkowski now makes the cover of Cosmo magazine, which is pretty huge if you're a model with huge sextastic talents. I'd like to think we played some role in making Emily into a household, if not bathroom private time, name, though I suspect 99% of the credit must go to her superior genetics. If you managed to catch Emily in her extensive 'hacked' work, you noted she is pretty much perfect all over. Um, yes, did I mention all over?

Emily is one of those women who just stuns you from the moment you first lay peeps upon her, and then it just never ever stops. It's like that sensation when you taste your favorite food after a long absence and you're entire body just becomes happy. Only this is one wicked hot bodied crazy good looking woman, so it's even better than your favorite burger ever. There's meat and then there's flesh. Never the former shall triumph. Congratulations, Emily. I knew this was possible from the moment I first drooled looking at you. Enjoy.

 

Anais Zanotti Bikini Body Perfection on the Shores of Miami

When Anais Zanotti comes out to bikini play, she comes to win. There's not an single angle of her where you don't see a taunt to the potential competition, bring it on other bikini clad hotties, because my body will kick your body's ass. Or, maybe smooch it softly to candlelight if this were a perfect world.

Anais has simply perfected the fine art of fine bikini booties on the beach in Miami. That's no easy field to dominate. The hot thumpers along that piece of shoreline originating from all parts of the world is tremendous. But Anais more than holds her own. Oh, that I could hold her own as well. That is so high on my bucket list. Anais, just a squeeze for a gentleman ogler who needs a happy checkmark? Dare to dream when your fantasy girl struts right by in a tiny bikini. Enjoy.

Casey Batchelor Continues Her Run of Cleavetastic Paparazzi Wins

Casey Batchelor is not going to let a couple things like her big front things stop her from wearing low cut outfits and tiny bikinis. Not when the award for most photographed celebrity is up for grabs each and every night somewhere in this world.

Casey flashed her impressive mams which she claims are downsized from just a few months ago on the red carpet of a movie premiere in London. Naturally, every single camera lens was directed by gravity if nothing else to her impressive chestal assets. If you build them, they will come. Something like that. I just admire a girl who knows her best side and isn't afraid to use it. Casey Batchelor would made for a fun movie premiere date, if you didn't mind being known as 'hey, who's the shlump with the girl with the giant hoo-haws?'. I certainly don't. Enjoy.

Alice Aufray Topless Photos Turn the Fashion Model Into Fashionably Boobtastic

 

Do you happen to like wicked hot young French fashion models with a flair for topless exhibition? Why, of course you do. That's like asking a kid in Fantasyland if he likes Space Mountain. Or a more troubled kid if he likes Captain Eo. I'd report that last 0ne. Alice Aufray who has graced the cover of many a Euro fashion magazine with her traditionally sextastic fashion model looks now removes her top just a perfect amount for this Mark Drew black and white photoshoot.

Everything is artistic in black and white. I could turn my hairy-bottomed inebriated selfies into cultural worthiness just by reducing them to monochrome. Which I will someday threaten to do if you're not nice. I pity the hackers who find those photos. But for a ridiculously steamy young model, black and white serves as the perfect artistic excuse for flashing funbags. Bless you black and white. How much goodness you do bring into this world. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Long Luscious Legs on the Parisian Catwalk

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for... meh it's not me. It's Gisele Bundchen. While her husband was having a less than memorable moment in Kansas City, Gisele was in Paris getting paid eighteen billion dollars and some cents for modeling Chanel on the catwalk in the heart of the fashion world. I don't exactly know where a woman would go dressed in half these things the hotties model, but straight to my bedroom is how it turns in my fantasies. That turn and return to backstage could easily be modified by putting up a detour sign, building an extended walkway, and perhaps a Lego bridge right into my house. I've got plans.

Gisele didn't just luck into being the world's top paid models. She has the chops. The body. The legs. The look. The special 'it' factor that makes women want to buy the things she wears. You can't explain it, you can only see the results. And the legs. Those hot mommy legs. Put me down for an order of two bushels. Is that how you order haute couture? Enjoy.

Naked News Is Free For a Week! That’s the Naked Truth

 

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Our friends at Naked News are celebrating another racktastic Versus episode with the girls from Naked News playing billiards without any clothes on. There's more than cues that need chalking, if you know what I mean. I don't, but maybe you do. I happen to love these girls from NN, I'm pretty sure you will too.

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