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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Abby Cubey Bikini Pictures Put Busty Filipina Lust in the Ocean Breeze

Whoa, be still my erratically beating ticker. The sight of pinay hottie Abby Cubey and her bodacious curves in a bikini is making me skip a few beats, though I assure you the blood flow seems to be working A-OK.

Abby is back for round two of Malibu seaside shoots with the creepy bottled water company that brings hotties out daily for half-nekkid shoots along the shoreline. That's not the creepy part. In fact, that's the best part. If anything is creepy it's what I'm imagining Abby and I doing in my basement of toys. Though I don't actually have a basement since I live in Los Angeles so we'd just have to pretend to be going down a flight of stairs while actually just entering the hall closet. It's worth it. My toy array is mighty impressive, some imported goods that had to bypass customs due to their possibly violating various Crimes Against Humanity laws coming out of the Hague. Abby, I'll be gentle. But when it's your turn, please promise to do the opposite. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Long Pop Star Legs Return to Los Angeles

We now know Taylor Swift and her long toned body aren't happening by accident. She spent the entire summer with her model buddy Karlie Kloss hitting the gym and Pilates and yoga and puppy stands no doubt in order to keep that core and those long legs in tight runway like condition. It certainly shows. And Taylor Swift is determined not to let any of that hard work not be noticed. She's been wearing short skirts and shorts pretty much nonstop since the Spring. And, good for her, and us leg lovers.

Taylor landed in Los Angeles with a fresh peek of her long stems in shorts and her knee high socks, reminiscent of the school girl who gave you happy dreams back in the day when you thought perhaps your B+ in algebra would be enough to win you the fine ladies in school. Not so lucky there, but fortunate that Taylor is not missing an opportunity for a thousand paparazzi to flash her 'oh, are my long supple thighs showing again' coquettish look. I love that look. And those legs. She might be a high maintenance girlfriend, but she's a very low maintenance ogle. I do so love that that option exists. Enjoy.

Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon Cleavetastic to Award McConaughey

Oh, to be Matthew McConaughey for just one evening, that lucky bastard. He's not even bedding these women, though I'm sure that's not outside any range of possibility, but the hotties in Hollywood are pushing up their bosom and flashing their finest cleavage for his award ceremony at the American Cinematheque presentation which I think is French for McConaughey gets lucky again.

Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon led the charge of 30-s0mething hot cleavy moms in Tinsel Town blushing to be a part of pinning anything on Matthew. Someday, I'd like to see ladies of this caliber getting decked out for me perhaps getting my remedial typing certificate from the Learning Annex, nobody every shows up to those short but valid ceremonies. I did once pay a woman off the streets to come in and pretend to be my mom.  I really need a better strategy to get from here to McConaughey territory. I want the luscious funbags! Sorry, for the outburst. Enjoy.

Clara Settje Topless American Model Alluring Perfection

 

Oh, I don't know, who wants to see a super sextastic tall American blonde model with the face of an angel and the funbags of the devil's perfect plaything taking off her clothes in a sultry photoshoot? Aye says me! Clara Settje may have an exotic sounding name, but this Yankee Doodle Dandy has been making waves in New York and Paris and now probably your Dockers with her innocent but alluring good looks and that body, oh, that body of a true lady Siren.

Featured in this Matteo Montanari picture set, Clara shows that a beautiful girl with perfect ta-ta's can do no wrong and so much so very right just with a glance to the camera, a wiggle in her position, and some stellar teats delivered straight from Athena herself. Is this what love feels like? Certainly deep and abiding lust, love's much simpler and more fierce emotional sibling. Clara, bless your heart. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Hot Kitty At Radio One Teen Awards

I'll be the first to admit this whole jumping and juking petite pop diva stage antic thing is pretty juvenile and lacks much in the way of musical composition. I'll always be the first to say, who the heck cares. Let the teeny boppers talk about their favorite TV turned music stars as if they are modern day Beatles and Claptons. Me and a bunch of my ogling gentlemen friends get to see the likes of Ariana Grande preening and bending and showing off on stage in costumes that would've gotten us all arrested just a short generation ago. Now, that is music to my eyes.

Ariana Grande was a featured guest at Britain's Radio One Teen Awards and made sure to put on an extra special crotch and leg baring performance. She most definitely has the petite hottie goods. Those legs alone could cause a few men to fracas drunken in a bar. I know I'd punch the lights out of any man who spoke ill of Ariana's hot little dancer body. Albeit, I'm a pacifist so I'd probably just order my ex-Chris Brown bodyguards to do the punching. Ariana, you move me with your rhythms. That's almost like real music, perhaps even better. Enjoy.

Abbey Lee Kershaw and Behati Prinsloo Topless Angels For Russell James

 

We have a new sneak peek at the lovely topless and black and white likes of model hotties Abbey Lee Kershaw and Behati Prinsloo quite without clothes and flashing their lovely yams for photographer Russell James and his glamorous new book, Angels. I think it's on sale soon. I think it would make an awesome edition to my own library of hotness.

There are two tricks to producing such outstanding works of topless visual wonderment. First, convince some of the world's best looking women to take their clothes off for your camera. That step one is no small hurdle. Seriously, try it. The second is to be a skilled shutterbug with the right lighting and just enough spray bottles to keep your lovely lady models properly moist for visual capture. That second one is a unique skill as well, though I dare say I could excel in the art of the spray bottle. Please, Russell, hire me for your next shoot. I will work for sandwiches and memories. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Sultry in Revealing Swimsuit Top for High End Fashions

The Internet is buzzing with Selena Gomez doing a very grown up photo shoot with photographer Aris Jereme probably destined to be pimping out something in some magazine coming soon. Selena's done some more mature looks of late, so this is not totally off the charts, but my belusted Latina could show up in a triple burqa with a college freshman fifteen oversized sweatshirt covering all and still be the candle that ignites my rockets. She really has that special bit of minx power, and when you add in some cleavage peeks and grown up wet hair tossing, well, clear the launch pad if you know what I'm saying.

I read many Selena Gomez interviews because I need to read something when waiting to see my sensual foot masseuse. She still seems to have a bit of maturing to do on the inside, if I may say so as somebody who knows little about the human condition. As for the outside, I would not change a thing. Well, maybe even less clothes, but outside of that, not a thing. Enjoy.