Bill Swift Website

Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Emily Ratajkowski In Free People Lingerie, For People Who Freely Fap to Emily

Emily Ratajkowski can do no wrong. Not with that body of hers. But she can do so much so right. Like any time she gets tapped to model lingerie. Even the slightly demure Free People line of underthings that are environmentally sound, socially conscious, and play Pete Seeger songs every time you snap the elastic. Oh, how I’d snap snap Emily Ratajkowski in her bras and panties.

Emily has been making men happy to be men for several years now, with her star rising steadily in the time since we first started featuring her fine female form. Those who say nekkid modeling will in any way damage your career path in Hollywood are simply thinking from a long ago era. It means nothing professionally, but ever so so much to the millions of us who experience Emily in our dreams routinely. We are a people with pearl clutching gaspers among us. Ignore them. They have their thing. We have our thing. Most notably at the moment, Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie. We win. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Free People

Flor Wendel Topless Titiillating Tanlines For Playboy Argentina

 
Click To See Uncensored

Bleached blonde Argentinean sextastic models taking their clothes off for the cameras happens to be one of my two favorite hobbies. Quilting being perhaps my only other passion in near equal. The chance to see Sudamericana sweet stuff Flor Wendell removing her clothes nicely and slowly and inevitably for the bunny magazine down Argentina way, well, if I’d had a rmeote in my hand I might have nervously flipped the channel on accident.

Flor’s faptastic female form reminds us that you don’t need more than one fine woman and a camera and willingness to get nekkid to create epic visual wonderments. Budgets are better left for the after party. I’ve just added Flor to my list of girls to unexpectedly knock on their doors the next time I’m south of the equator. The element of surprise really is a key component to my ever getting to meet beautiful women face to face. I hope she doesn’t own a bat or a large boyfriend. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Playboy Argentina

Check Out More Argentinean Topless Goodness »

Miley Cyrus Pink Sports Bra Goes for a Hike

If you ever come to Los Angeles, you’re going to want to amble up Runyon Canyon in Hollywood. It’s where many celebrities take their urban hikes to the limits with a not so spectacular bit of ascent that is ‘L.A. big’ at least. It’s also where many of them take their dogs to poop, so be advised not to wear your new white sneaks. As for me, I’m content to remain at basecamp just watching. Somebody needs to guard the supplies. I’ve limited shrinkage on the beer and chips to twenty-percent.

It’s the place to bring a camera and snap photos of Miley Cyrus in a bright pink sports bra traversing the not so steep hiking paths up the hill, keeping herself in just about the best shape you can when you’re into some hardcore partying, drinking, and smoking. It’s called your early 20′s. One hike a week usually will serve the purpose of cleansing the toxins. Especially when sporting a bright pink sports bra and flashing your midriff. That makes everything better. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Bella Thorne And Hailey Baldwin Two Peas in a Young Hottie Model Pod

Oh, happy silly Manhattan spring photo shoots. How you life my spirits. As winter recedes in the Big Apple, the young ladies in their dresses come out pimping for the cameras to remind all the New Yorkers it’s time to ditch the parkas and purchase into some pricey colorful dresses. Why not pull out all stops with the youthful Bella Thorne and Hailey Baldwin teen modeling up a storm for some silly girls clothing line visual pitch.

Both these girls are in high demand these days, most notably Bella who is cast in about thirty-seven movies at the moment, which I have to presume is more fun than high school because there’s far less typing involved. As fun as it is to see these two vixens working the modeling world independently, teaming them up makes me to put on a big goofy smile as well and declare my love of fashion and the hotties who pimp it. Spring has sprung, among other things. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Jordana Brewster and Nicole Beharie Nude for Allure Magazine

Just by way of disclaimer, there is no specific nudity in the Allure nude issue each May. I know. I feel the same way. Like spending years building a ship in a bottle then shaking it to pieces to express my outrage. Sometimes I just have a Twix bar and a bourbon, that also helps. Still, I applaud a major magazine in the U.S. for going about as far as their advertisers and corporate gate keepers will allow in this continue reign of Puritanism still strong after four hundred years.

And we get some serious skin from Jordana Brewster. Jordana, who first bolted into the big leagues of hotness in Fast and Furious original edition is now pimping out volume seven by means of her PG-13 contorted, though still heavenly hot and tanned unclothed body in the magazine. Nicole Beharie and other join Jordana in this well intentioned pictorial of nekkid hotness in Hollywood. You know, without the fun parts. Like most things in life, a double edged sword. I’ll take the edge closest to Jordana’s bare booty, thank you kindly. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Allure Magazine

Naked News Covers The Avengers and Star Wars, Why Not? (VIDEO)

 
Naked News Just Got... Um, Naked

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you six times now, the nekkid girls of Naked News cover everything worth covering in the news. And they do it naked. Hence, the name you know. This is the big time of year just prior to big summer blockbuster movie season. As you know, I purchased my Age of Ultron tickets back in 1974 so I’m good for that. Star Wars is coming out in December and many more big pictures in between.

See Naked News Anchor Madsion Running Down the Big Blockbuster Movies of 2015 (NSFW Caution)

You could read about them on boring sites like IMDB or RottenTomatoes, but why not get them from Madison, who’s a cute brunette who removes her clothes with the best of the newscasters, actually, the best. When the hot anchors on Fox and weather girls at local stations start taking their clothes off, please let me know that too. You really must join this party. The funbags are hopping. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Bikini, Miley Cyrus Nipple Teases and Emily Ratajkowski Arm Bra Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Someday, the technology gods will gift us with a tool more noble in prurient purpose than social media, but for now, this humdinger of a digital highway provides more hotness per byte than any other invention previous to mankind. Unless you believe dinosaurs once had an advanced technology kingdom on earth that was wiped out by evil dinosaurs from another planet like I do. Then maybe there was something better. But as for what we know, three cheers for the social media pic sharing craze.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a stunning bikini shot of up and coming Pia Mia Perez, Emily Ratajkowski dazzling again with her lucky forearm providing cover, Miley Cyrus almost freeing the nipple, Charli XCX eating pizza in her bra as I always imagined she does, Coco Austin performing miracles of booty yoga, Maitland Ward flashing her ginormous lovelies, Kendall Jenner showing off in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the people who believe that receiving a tax refund means you made money to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shared visual wonderments. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Instagram