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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Exhibition Poolside in Miami

I can't say that I intend to catch a single second of LeAnn Rimes new reality show. The whole inanity contagion factor remains far too high to tune into a second of that staged family drama. But, I'd be lying if I didn't say I wasn't closely tracking LeAnn Rimes and her tight bikini body, which has been on serious itsy-bitsy bikini display since she started filming her show. Hawaii, Los Angeles, and now Miami have hosted LeAnn and her well-honed body in a skimpy two piece, flashing booty, sideboob, and everything in between as LeAnn in the least gives you one compelling reason to keep her on your radar.

I respect the celebrities who keep themselves in show worthy shape, even for the most ludicrous and craptastic of purposes. I'm sure the show will feature much deadpans, much screaming, many things being thrown, and tears. Bravo. All of that pales in comparison to some Rimes funbags barely contained in her bikini. In fact, if that were the title of her show, I'd tune in. Enjoy.

Colombian Nekkid Hot Models With Colombian Soccer Player Greats? Yep, It’s a Thing

 

With all the hullabaloo around the World Cup and all the hotties partaking in the exhibition scene therein, we really almost missed out on the motif crazy folks at Soho magazine who put together soccer player greats from Colombia with current day wicked hot models from their home country as well for a splendid display of athleticism and hot female bums and funbags. Now, that's a motif.

The World Cup itself became a big battleground for hot girls from around the world to show off their own talents in Brazil in hopes of being discovered as the next big super-sextastic fan. I'm not sure all of them were actually sporting fans, but who cared. Soccer really does bring out the lovely looking ladies and their showy tops. That alone makes 0-0 games worth watching. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan Bikini Playtime on a Yacht in Capri

I can't remember if world's most lovable mother Dina Lohan is still sending out nasty messages about people showing pictures of Ali Lohan, but here goes nevertheless. Ali, and her more famous and infamous older sister Lindsay Lohan were swimming and sunbathing in two piece swimwear on a yacht off the coast of Italy as, you know, many of us do from time to time. It's a rather rare day that we see even one, let alone both Lohan sisters in clear bikini shots. I think it's been at least a couple years now. But, there they are, flashing their bodies toward El Sol and taking a dip in the Mediterranean.

Granted, the Lohan girls and Lindsay may not look precisely in their prime, as they were in their prime, but as always I hold out hope for a return to glory before the days of wine and roses and all the other things less legal than wine and roses. Thy body is a temple and all that. But where there once was sextastic, there ever remains hope. It's like The Force, it sleeps, but never fades. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Lingerie Pictures Will Probably Kill You, But You’ll Die Happy

Once again, I say, if you want to sell bikinis or underwear, don't be the dolt in marketing who needs to come up with the new idea. Check the project budget and figure out a way to hire Irina Shayk to model your silky little bits. There is simply no better way to create a must-buy sensation among your audience than by seeing the wicked hot Russian model preening and posing in your fineries. Naturally, I may only be speaking for the man folk who use fake names perhaps to purchase these undergarments, but by the sheer volume of her work, I'm guessing these companies are also finding tremendous sales upticks with Irina Shayk's supremely hot body leading their promotional charge.

Irina Shayk could see water to a drowning man, provided that water were carried in the cup of her recently removed bra. At that point, you just stop fighting and know that you're going to a far better place with the taste of Irina Shayk funbag in your mouth. Things could be worse. Enjoy.

Jaime Pressly Bikini Booty Vacation Visuals South of the Border

You know if you're going down Mexico way and donning your little bikini, we are going to find you. It's just part of our prime directive. Must show celebrity sextastic in all its preferably candid glory. Candidly hot such as Jaime Pressly parading around the pool and beach in a couple different bikinis, both showing off her wonderful body and that tightly toned thumper of hers.

It's hard not to have a crush on Jaime from head to toe. I can imagine a bikini beach vacation being rather run with her around. A couple rum punches, some light shopping, followed by me begging for sex for the next six hours. Persistence is my primary move. Jaime, that booty of yours is simply dream inspiring. Left cheek, right cheek, oh, where to begin my journey into Candyland. Enjoy.

Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

 

When suddenly my boobtastic object d'lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She's now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote 'what's in a name?' or something like that. I didn't pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he's got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn't matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It's simply mind blowing. Enjoy.

Cara Santana Sports Bra and Tight Shorts Are My Kind of Workout

If you happen to like hot bodied thespianics in sports bras and equally tight and short shorts heading to the gym, then you'll lust these shots of Cara Santana showing no noticeable body fat strutting down the street in Studio City. Of all the crazy things, Cara is actually smiling for the cameras as opposed to covering her face with her handbag. This might have something to do with just how amazing she knows she looks. It also reminds me I need to get a handbag for walking to the gym.

I know many people feel a need to rail against the way girls dress these days in public. I don't know these people or call them my friends and ask that they politely keep their opinions to themselves. We have never lived in better times as it related to the display of hot skin. Let's not ruin such a wonderful thing as Cara Santana barely dressed and looking ever so confident. Enjoy.