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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Tatiana Eriksen Oiled Up Booty Cheeks For Water Sales In Malibu

Who, Daddy. Oiled up asstastic on the beach always causes my heart to skip a beat. That’s perhaps also a reaction to my doughnuts only diet I’ve been on the for three weeks. It’s working. Tatiana Eriksen took a new approach to the bottled water company parade of beach hotties by way of her backside leading the show. And what a heck of a derriere it is.

Not that Tatiana isn’t glowing with all over curves, but when a booty rises to the level of seven wonders of the world, it deserves some kind of special historical landmark status, if not a tourism trade of it’s own. I’d call first but I’m surely not, still there seems to be plenty of Tatiana Eriksen bikini beach thumper to go around. Just kidding, I’ll cut you if you get your hand in there. I’m very possessive when it comes to the fine arts. Well done, T.E., you’re flexibility is a perfect match to your heavenly shiny bottom. Enjoy.

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Michelle Rodriguez White Bikini Show Off Time At Eden Roc Pool

Michelle Rodriguez may own only one bikini, but she wears it really damn well.

Michelle brought out her tiny white number against to huge her curves as she took more rock wall dives at the Eden Roc hotel where she prefers to frolic and exhibit her swell 30′s body for both the men and women oglers. She certainly keeps herself in bikini display shape, and her diving form is rather fine as well. Consider me a big Michelle Rodriguez fan, I think we could be friends. Though the kind of friends where we drink too much then regret what happened the evening before. I’ll have to fake my regret since I’ll be smiling on the inside so thoroughly. She’s a fun babe. Enjoy.

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Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching, Memorial Day Edition Featuring Crazy Hot Jennifer Lopez (VIDEO)

While spending the day barbecuing and perhaps having a beer or three and always, always remembering the sacrifice of our men and women serving in the Armed Forces, past and present, I’d by lying if I didn’t say I was once more following one of my nineteen healthy addictions of sextastic celebrity videos online. I can’t seem to shake the habit, mostly because I have no desire to shake the habit. Seeing my favorite lovely MILFs and models in hardly any clothing in video form is simply one of my favorite pastimes. I feel no shame, though a lovely warmth in my cockles.

Today I’ve been peeking at impossibly hot veteran wonder-muffin Jennifer Lopez and her still so wicked alluring body, Paris Hilton preening and crawling in her new sort of music video, Zoe Kravitz crazy bikini hot for GQ, Doutzen Kroes bikini takeover of Cannes, and Miley Cyrus wearing nothing but butterflies candidly recorded in a recent venue. Some swell lovelies posing and posturing skin for the cameras. Sure, eat your dogs and your burgers, but save a little room for a dessert of visual passion. Enjoy.

Rosabell Laurenti Sellers Strips Down And Emilia Clarke Nipple Peek In Game Of Thrones Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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Emilia Clarke has pretty much declared she will no longer be sharing her fine nekkid body on Game of Thrones after a couple thrilling performances of the skin in earlier seasons. But that doesn’t mean the cameras might not catch a quick peek here and there of her sweet Queen nipples when blankets simply aren’t pulled up properly for discretion. It isn’t much, but it’s something for the Mother of Dragon’s fine teats.

Quite more visible and plump were the glorious udders of Rosabell Laurenti Sellers who flashed her funbags through the prison bars for the love all things sultry and ripe. Another epic topless moment in the Game of Thrones run. Joining these two lovelies was Tatiana Maslany who jumped about in panties and a bra in Orphan Black. No telling if Tatiana will ever return to bare boobtastic as she was in earlier episodes as well, but when a girl is bouncing on a bed in her underwear, there is always hope. Enjoy.

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Ava Phillippe And Reese Witherspoon, Spitting Mother and Daughter Images in Short Shorts

It’s almost eerie how much daughter Ava Phillippe resembles her blonde hottie minx mom Reese Witherspoon. To the point that when I saw photos of Ava shopping in her short shorts, I just assumed it was Reese herself, that is until I noticed her mom doppleganger just paces behind her in similarly short shorts. Now, I could go into a seventeen page synopsis only of my love for all things mom and daughter, not to mention nearly identical looking ones at that, but given Ava’s tender years let’s just leave it at the fact that she was blessed to get her mother’s looks down to the finer points. As for us gentleman ogler’s, we’re blessed because we’ve got RW2 coming down the line, not to replace Reese, perish the thought, but to complement.

If you stick around the sextastic celebrity game long enough, you will eventually see everything. That includes daughters taking on their moms in the game of who gets the most leers and lenses. This one’s going to get good. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Super Cleavetastic Show Down Rio Way

Alessandra Ambrosio returned to her native Brazil for a variety of events and commercial opportunities and decided to really give her homeland of taste of what they’ve been missing by way of arrival in a very cleavetastic revealing top. Now, Alessandra is hardly a busty woman so let’s say she put some serious effort into amassing the bosom required to capture the attention of every Brazilian eyeball within fifty meters, and cameras within one hundred. She is a scene stealer, and eye turner, and a tingle inducer of the highest order.

Whoever said you can’t go home again (oh, please, like I can’t Google that) had probably never met a Brazilian supermodel determined to make a splash when visiting her birthplace. Alessandra Ambrosio didn’t just make a splash, her sextastic emptied the entire pool. Which is fine, I’ll be there on the bottom ready to catch you Alessandra. Your husband is back in L.A. What happens in Rio stays in Rio, until I leak our making of the sexy photos to all the gossip rags. I’m not hiding my greatest accomplishment in life. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, And Cara Delevingne Hotties at The Grand Prix Of Monaco

This fearsome fivesome of faptastic young ladies are having themselves quite the time in Cannes and all the related activities of the locale and the season, including the nearby Monaco Grand Prix where the scent of money and burning fuel go hand in hand. Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid and her barely legal sisterly cohort Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin are bound to attract attention anywhere they travel, even straight into the heart of the principate of Monaco.

The five lovely sought after celebrity models poses and preened for the cameras whilst maintaining the pretend game of being all grow’d up at an adult function. The result was all eyes and camera lenses upon the famous quartet. You could do worse with the girls guests at your summer shindig. I should know, I routinely do worse. Though I’m still hoping these girls show up to my Memorial Day above ground pool party, there are like twenty guys counting on it. Simply sextastic. Enjoy.

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