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Serving as the editor-in-chief of Egotastic! since his release behind a women's prison, Bill Swift has managed to overcome a lack of formal education, or professional skills of any kind, to build a small-sized big empire of online entertainment focused on all things men love -- hot women and a bunch of other guy things when taking momentary breaks from thinking about hot women.

Zoe Saldana, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko Among Hotties in the Movies This Weekend

If you're headed to the legit big time theatrical experience this weekend, while you won't see mega skin, you will see bouts of supreme hotness, among which include Zoe Saldana, Kate Bosworth, Lake Bell, and Olga Kurylenko, all out in theaters now.

So, betwixt your $8 popcorn, your $7 soda, and the mixed fruit nut thing your lady brings to save you dough, try to gaze freely upon the sextastic celebrities before thine eyes. You may not remember the plots and the subplots, but you are certain to remember the curves. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin Playful Brunette Topless Twinsy Time

 

Like sands through the hourglass, good people. Another week has passed us by. Another five day stretch of celebrity skin and feel-good visuals that ought to leave you primed for your weekend, if not a bit weak in the knees. There's plain old tired and then there's good tired. We want to leave you feeling the latter on your Friday, a day we give our final salute to all things holy hot and filled with love, like the most glorious globes of naughty brunettes Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin, having a little playtime funtime in your honor.

Two desperately hot and bodacious brunettes just hanging out, feeling up, and looking good. What could be better? Oh, yeah, you being the oil man in the photo shoot. Granted. But, for today, for right now, in this moment, be the ogling gentleman or Sapphic leaning lady you were meant to be and take it all in. It's a handful, or mouthful, depending upon your level of ambition. Thank God It's Funbags!

Piper Perabo See-Through Top Thwarted Only By Damn Pasties

Well, I could lament about how pasties are the devil's handicraft and all that nonsense. But, fact is, it's Friday, I'm tired from sort of working almost hard and I really just want to look through the sheer top Piper Perabo wore to the network upfronts in New York and ogle the shape of her bare bosom. Is that too much to ask? Of course not.

And, of course, we've been in lust with Piper since Coyote Ugly, such deep lust that we actually watched that movie. And while she comes and goes from our radars, mostly absent these past few years, all it takes is one good see-through show to get back on our bandwagon. We are easy men afterall. Enjoy.

Beyonce Pregnant Once More; Let’s Look At How She Looked Before Babies

Well, the minute Beyonce denied pregnancy rumors last week, you pretty much knew they were true. The pop diva is with-child with baby number two now and while we always support the miracle of child birth, at some point we're worried about this once body-holy woman losing some of her greatness. I know, it's probably not the case, but I still worry like an expecting dad every single time.

Let's take a look back at some of our favorite pictures of Beyonce so I can become even more anxious and paranoid about her body sextastic going away forever. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, and Other Topless Hotties for i-D Magazine’s Spring Fling

 

I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.

Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It's quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev Tight Blue Backside Wonderments at the CW Upfronts

Vampire Diaries starlet Nina Dobrev really doesn't get the attention she deserves. Well, I mean, she does from me. I'm talking to all of you now. Ever since she dazzled as the single teen mom on Degrassi, Nina has been using that smile and body of hers to make many a man pregnant with lust.

Featured at the CW Upfronts in New York, Nina flashed a solid bit of a faptastic little dumper that left advertisers asking how much, when, and where they could be a part of her show. And not necessarily anything to do with Vampire Diaries. She really is quite the looker. Enjoy.

Alice Eve and Lake Bell Topless Highlight This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Sure you got your big summer blockbusters coming out now, but how many of those billion dollar box office films are going to show you the slightest hint of bare ta's? Well, the short answer, and I guess the long answer too is, none. A sad state of affairs in popular cinema. But, thanks to our friends at Mr. Skin, we have a lovely little roadmap for alt-cinematic options that bare some quite delightful amounts of celebrity skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features the delicious Alice Eve not topless in Star Trek Into Darkness, but fully flashing in Crossing Over, Lake Bell and Katie Aselton camping nekkid in Black Rock now on Blu-Ray, and another  recap of the best of the bare boobtastic on HBO and Showtime this past weekend. It's a lot of fun with celebrity funbags. Enjoy.

(And, do not forget your very own Mr. Skin membership to dazzle the ladies and inspire jealousy among your compadres.)

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