Crush The Nuts Of Your Gamer Friends With These Battlefield 3 Tips

Battlefield 3 folks. You know it, I know it, but do you know how to play it? For the record, there are a gajillion ways to play the game and to play it well. The key is to discover the play style that yields you the most consistent success. For me, the L85A2 with a Kobra sight, foregrip, and heavy barrel, accompanied by an M320 Grenade launcher and .44 Magnum is that ticket to success.  That being said, perhaps I can enlighten you all with information that will put a spring in your step, points in your pocket, and bullets in your enemy’s head. Oh yeah and it might just make you a better teammate which if you haven't heard, is kind of what the game's about.

1) Spot People Damn It

It's so easy to do and so frustrating when people don't. All you have to do is tap the back button. If you hold it, the score will pop up but multiple taps while you scan an area will put a nice fat arrow above any tango in your line of site. Tanks, mines, claymores, people, etc. can all be marked for your teammates to see.  Spotting saves lives, and makes you at least twenty times as effective as a teammate.

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MSM Weekly Skin-ny Roundup Includes Emily Browning, Carey Mulligan, and Bianca Kajlich (VIDEO)

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Twenty-three shopping days til Christmas and there's no better substitute for the urgent need to purchase a knock-off scarf for Aunt Lou, than the overpowering male instinct to sit on the couch and stare into the glorious boob tube, made especially more glorious and booby by the addition of a female fleshtastic forecast courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week's sixty seconds of skinema includes Emily Browning in the massively topless filled Sleeping Beauty, Carey Mulligan flashing her boobtastic in Shame, and Bijanca Kajlich topless lapdancing in 30 Minutes or Less. Quite a flesh puppy filled movie ensemble. Enjoy.

Sophie Howard Topless Outtakes For Those Who Love to Press the Flesh


Old design, new design, even when I'm old and gray, I will never stop lusting fabulous funbags. Of this, I am quite certain. And I'm also certain that outtakes from magazine pictorials are invariably far more fun and fleshy than those that wind up in the published works. Which is why a large smile broke over my Chik-fil-A trademarked sauce covered face whence we came upon these magnificent outtakes from the Sophie Howard recent photoset from our friends at Nuts magazine.  

Sophie Howard has a near perfect set of perfectly plump melons, the kind of delicious alignment in the universe that ought let you know there's some type of higher power working on your behalf, because eye candy is the greatest type of treat. Enjoy.


Brooklyn Decker Bikini Picture Leads List of Lycra-Clad Hotties in SI Swimsuit 2012 Calendar

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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The world's hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.

Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you'll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.

Forget the hourglass, it's hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.

Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar this season.

Caity Lotz Will Make You Plotz With Lingerie Hotness

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You may not know the name Caity Lotz, but you should. You may not have seen the sexy actress in her guest appearances on Mad Men, but you really should see her 'in her place', thanks to Esquire and my very favorite periodical feature, where we get to see sexy young celebs in panties and skimpy things prancing about their homes (or what looks like their homes, I have my suspicions, and, at the same time, I am totally offering up my own luxurious studio apartment for future shoots). Caity is all kinds of sexy and, some may say, nippletastic, in this delicious slice of Lotz. Enjoy.

Tika Sumpter Lingerie Pictures for Some Sexy Gossip

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Me in My Place. Enough said. This time it's Gossip Girl actress and sultry hottie, Tika Sumpter, inviting oglers into her Esquire private space to view her, well, private spaces. We've never featured Tika Sumpter before, and it's about time. We lust our beautiful women of color, sextastic, and mysterious, or maybe that's just me developing randy thoughts after a good hour long leer at Tika's passion-inducing body. There's nothing wrong with a little gossip, or a whole lot of Tika Sumpter in her little underthings. Enjoy.

Swimsuit Model Genevieve Morton Takes You Into Her Place

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I've really dug the South African twin treats of SI Swimsuit model Genevieve Morton, a veteran now on the major swimsuit circuit, flaunting her blond locks and her ridiculously sexy body and wrapping the entire lust-inducing package in a series of beach photoshoots that have her quickly rising up the list of Hottieville V.I.P.'s.

Now, Genevieve Morton is showing us life in her place, by way of my very favorite periodical feature, 'Me in My Place', courtesy of our friends at Esquire magazine. Okay, I will say that these sexy celebrity pads are beginning to look a little bit alike, but that doesn't do a thing to lessen my passion filled heart for the voyeuristic views into the homes and intimate posing life of sweet sweet delights such as Genevieve Morton. What I wouldn't give to clean her home. I know that sounds oddly fetishistic, but I was really just talking about rifling through her lingerie drawer, so it's all kosher. Enjoy.