Battlefield 3 folks. You know it, I know it, but do you know how to play it? For the record, there are a gajillion ways to play the game and to play it well. The key is to discover the play style that yields you the most consistent success. For me, the L85A2 with a Kobra sight, foregrip, and heavy barrel, accompanied by an M320 Grenade launcher and .44 Magnum is that ticket to success. That being said, perhaps I can enlighten you all with information that will put a spring in your step, points in your pocket, and bullets in your enemy’s head. Oh yeah and it might just make you a better teammate which if you haven’t heard, is kind of what the game’s about.
1) Spot People Damn It
It’s so easy to do and so frustrating when people don’t. All you have to do is tap the back button. If you hold it, the score will pop up but multiple taps while you scan an area will put a nice fat arrow above any tango in your line of site. Tanks, mines, claymores, people, etc. can all be marked for your teammates to see. Spotting saves lives, and makes you at least twenty times as effective as a teammate.
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Twenty-three shopping days til Christmas and there’s no better substitute for the urgent need to purchase a knock-off scarf for Aunt Lou, than the overpowering male instinct to sit on the couch and stare into the glorious boob tube, made especially more glorious and booby by the addition of a female fleshtastic forecast courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.
This week’s sixty seconds of skinema includes Emily Browning in the massively topless filled Sleeping Beauty, Carey Mulligan flashing her boobtastic in Shame, and Bijanca Kajlich topless lapdancing in 30 Minutes or Less. Quite a flesh puppy filled movie ensemble. Enjoy.
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Old design, new design, even when I’m old and gray, I will never stop lusting fabulous funbags. Of this, I am quite certain. And I’m also certain that outtakes from magazine pictorials are invariably far more fun and fleshy than those that wind up in the published works. Which is why a large smile broke over my Chik-fil-A trademarked sauce covered face whence we came upon these magnificent outtakes from the Sophie Howard recent photoset from our friends at Nuts magazine.
Sophie Howard has a near perfect set of perfectly plump melons, the kind of delicious alignment in the universe that ought let you know there’s some type of higher power working on your behalf, because eye candy is the greatest type of treat. Enjoy.
UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.
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The world’s hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.
Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you’ll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.
Forget the hourglass, it’s hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.
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When you’re born and raised in Siberia, you expect that life can only become hotter, as, indeed it is gearing up for Russian hottie thespianic, Olga Fonda, doubling up on the delicious this week with her premiere events for Real Steel, opening Friday, and featured in the most sextacular magazine feature, Me in My Place, courtesy of Esquire magazine. Olga Fonda is a hot-bodied celebrity on the rise, we can’t wait to see her in Real Steel, and wait to see her out of her clothes (please, Olga, please). Enjoy.
Well say hello to Natalie Zea; you probably know this sexy actress if your girlfriend’s secret shame is taping Passions in the afternoon (or you may have seen Natalie on Dirty Sexy Money). But Esquire has this new feature I am quite digging called ‘In Her Place’ where they’re taking sexy photos of hot celebs in their own homes and bedrooms, which if it were my magazine, might be called, ‘Detained for Questioning In Her Place’, but, still, would include hot pictures of sextastic celebs like Natalie Zea in little underwear bits stretching out across their beds. I love it when a great art concept comes together. Enjoy.