bill-swift - April 29, 2016
Sophie Monk has slowly but assuredly been returning to the realm of the public displays of hotness. I'm not really sure where she's been. She didn't write. Many beautiful women send me postcards of their journey around the world. At least the ones I sponsor. Sophie went total eclipse of my lust filled heart for several seasons, which hurts, because I rely upon Australian sextastic models like Tinkerbell relies on children believing in fairies. I fade from existence without them.
Sophie was showing off her showcase worthy funbags in support of a clothing launch because the world needs more clothing. I'm not sure I believe that. But lots of women love to buy and lots of ridiculously hot women with super sized teats love to sell, so who am I to get in the middle, other than as a vantage point for sneaking naughty peeks. It's where you want to be when Sophie Monk shows up in an open top. Wowzer. I think my billy just boiled over. Enjoy.
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