bill-swift - July 2, 2013
Audrina Patridge may not be the most successful Hills graduate, but she's certainly been the most focused. She looks good in a bikini. That's it. No more. No less. No working outside the box, let alone thinking outside anything. No empire aspirations or searches for real jobs or things that require too much firing up of the old noodle. Just looking good in a bikini. And she does that so very well.
Caught on the beach in Miami off the clock, Audrina candidly still looks quite amazing in her two piece swimsuit. It's a talent. It's not broad or deep or flexible, or really applicable to any purpose other than the grand mission we all join together herein each day. One fine ogling opportunity. Sometimes, the simplest things (or girls) in life are truly the best. Enjoy.