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elliot-wolf - August 14, 2017

Now that Pauly has removed his D from Aubrey O'Day I'd like a crack to explore her shore, dirty Jersey style. It's amazing how people are afraid of humans and robots fusing together to create hybrids. When people and plastic have been fusing together since the inception of Hollywood. Most women you see on TV will melt if they stand too close to an oven. Not like any female below the age of thirty knows her way around a kitchen. Why learn to cook when there are important selfies to post. 

Aubrey O'Day in a nutshell looks like a blowup doll with basic civil human rights. I don't know whether to be ashamed at my semi when I see her, or disgusted at my arousal of this human fleshlight. With as much plastic this chick is packing you won't even need a condom. Easy clean up after too when your love slides right off like her taint was made of teflon. I'm pretty sure she's had plastic surgery on that punani. Plastic surgeries come in packages. Now only if these celebrities took advantage of new wave brain surgery to raise IQ instead of just erections things would be gravy. Pauly really dodged a bullet with this one. 

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