elliot-wolf - January 10, 2019
Barrel belly aside, I know I’d have a chance of talking my way into Evans’ heart by just being myself. I’ve been studying useless facts since I was old enough to read. My main source of knowledge came from printed facts under Snapple caps. And even if an intellectual tango isn’t her cup of tea, we can talk all the different types of water there are. I’ve drank so many and memorized them all. I’d love to shoot the poop about the taste profile Poland Spring until she offers me a ride on her surfboard.
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