‘Assassin’s Creed: Rogue’ Story Trailer: Now With 67% More Templar-tastic Treachery (VIDEO)

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chris-littlechild - September 9, 2014

By this time, Creedaholics know the deal. The Assassins aren't quite ‘good guys,' per se, but their Templars are assholes from the depths of the devil's undercrackers ideology has become pretty well entrenched.

So what -what in the name of balls- would happen if we were wrong all along? What if our long-standing enemies were mere victims of these surly hooded bastards? We would know we'd arrived in some horrifying Bizarro World, where Justin Bieber was widely celebrated for his musical genius, that's what.

Well, prepare not to vomit blood from your eyeballs at the very mention of Baby or As Long as You Love Me or other such wank, because that's just the case with Assassin's Creed: Rogue. Apparently.

Yes indeed. As the trailer shows, our hero Shay was once an Assassin. He had an epiphany (that he was 'being decieved into ending innocent lives'), and turned against his brothers. He also has a hideously craptacular Irish accent --think Colin Farrell as Bullseye in Daredevil-- but that has little bearing on the story.

Suffice it to say that he's now an Assassin Hunter, and the stage is set for more Black Flag-esque drama with big ol' ships on the high seas. Take a look.

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