Ashley Tisdale Pasties

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Lex Jurgen - April 14, 2016

If you can make out Ashley Tisdale's pasties, don't worry, she's selling them online along with her makeup and accessory tips and productd. Who doesn't want to look like Natalie Portman pubescent in The Professional. You're thirty and trading off High School Musical. Are you not seeing those commercials for careers in Private Investigation and Dialysis Nursing? Online learning allows you the freedom to take dirty 900 phone calls while cramming for exams. Pasties are for Florida strippers held down by Blue Laws. You're too good for that. Or too old. Same thing.

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