bill-swift - November 18, 2015
Oh, Ashley James, how you make me not want to say bad things about craptastic reality shows. They do bring us some of the finer female forms we love to ogle, through all the socially demeaning downsides. Sweet luscious lovelies like Ashley of Made in Chelsea fame, one of the U.K.'s better known bit of horrid television. But Ashley, you are anything but horrid. You are one special bikini bodied bit of must-ogle sweetness.
Ashley was caught in the shower poolside in Ibiza where she was rinsing off her ridiculously hot body much to the delight of every single man and Sapphic leaning woman within leering distance. Ash, I think you missed a spot, could I offer you the services of my detailed scrubbing? I'm firm, but gentle. We might need to move those straps a bit. Oh, the funbags beneath. I need a cool drink. Ashley, meet me in the cabana and I'll show you my charcoal sketches. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI