Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, and Halle Berry Lead List of Hotties at Variety’s ‘Power of Women’ Estrogen Soaked Gala

Now, you don't need to tell anyone here about the power of women, well, hot women specifically. We've dedicated our lives for the past many years to the yearning supplication before the knees (to more ably peek up their skirts) of wicked hot celebrities. Granted, the folks at Variety may be conceiving of a broader definition of female power at their celebration, but, then, they're overlooking the fundamental leverage women have over men in 99.9% of interactions. We men can't say 'no' to sextastic ladies.

For example, oh, blessed hot Ashley Greenewho was in attendance, Maria Menounos for whom we want to build a shrine of marble or plywood with a faux marble finish as it's more economical, Halle Berry who we've been lusting for two decades now, Serinda Swan, brunette woman of super ogle-worthiness powers, and let us not overlook Azita Ghanizada, Afghan-born thespianic hottie who we first drooled over in some guest appearances on Entourage.

You want to talk about the power of women? Take a look at these ridiculously hot women and see if you can ever imagine not doing everything they say with a big dumb smile on your face. We must concede. Enjoy.