Ashley Greene Leggy Wearing Short Shorts in NYC

Twilight star Ashley Green went for a Starbucks run in New York City wearing teeny tiny shorts. It's been kind of hot here in New York the last week and the ladies have started wearing short shorts. Most do not have legs like Ashley. She's got those classically long legs, or "gams" as a 1940's private eye might say. She's a tall drink of water, my friends. Ashley's legs are nothing short of spectacular. Nowadays, legs are an unappreciated part of the female anatomy. Now, while I appreciate the many other lovely parts of a woman, I must say that a nice pair of legs stirs feelings in my bathing suit area and Ashley's are some of the best.

My mother is really into those Twilight movies for some reason. I guess their target demographic is 14-year-old girls and 60 something Cuban women. She's made me watch them many times. My only consolation is that I got to look at Ashley. It's nice to see her not looking vampiric.