Ashley Greene in Blessed Stretch Pants Spandex My Mind

We simply do not get to see Ashley Greene nearly enough. I could see her thrice a day and that would only be half as often as I'd like. The wildly alluring young sort of thespianic and her big hair and just right sized body all over made her way through the streets of West Hollywood in some booty hugging stretch pants and a little bit of cleave just to remind everybody what they're missing when she goes into hiding.

I can't keep up with her busy romantic life. All I know is it's definitely had a negative impact on our ogling lives. Whoever she's seeing now, I wish he'd let her out half-dressed more often like she used to be. Ashley and those curves of hers are something of a public treasure, like a park or a beautiful river. You can't just claim that for yourself and tell nobody else to look. I'm sure there's a 60's song about just such an injustice. Ashley, you're too sextastic to be indoors. Mmm, Greene booty. Enjoy.