Ashley Greene Single and Five Hundred Kelvin Degrees Hotter Already

The whole Ashley Greene beard service for Joe Jonas just seemed wrong from the get-go. Just looking at her wasting away physically was making me lose tears to my morning bowl of Lucky Charms (they truly are magically delicious). Even after the breakup news was leaked, many magazines were still going to print with the Jonas-P.R. spin stories about how much in love and lust these two young celebs were.

But, now, by the looks of these Ashley Greene candid pictures from over the weekend, she's back. My sexy sextastic Twilight babe has come home again, with hotness and a smile that could make many a man's heart throb. Both upper and lower hearts. Her freedom regained, I expect Ashley Greene to return to immediate sexy virtual girlfriend status, including sweaty crotched gym photos! Enjoy.

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